I'm sick of the stunt casting. I wish they'd have a man who at least looks the part, like Todd. It's all so unromantic, with giant gronks like Locky and that gruesome Honey Badger. The Bachelor is supposed to be a catch, not some bogan with athlete's foot and a regrettable chest tatt.
The women are usually the best part about The Bachelor, but this lot are rather unendearing, and the edit is very on the nose, ramming the obnoxious ones down our throats and heavy on making fools out of the drunken hysterics, etc. Nadine's revelations make the whole thing seem even more pointless to watch, but then Matty J has come along and said she is a big bitter liar whose pants are on fire, so who knows; mind you, his final choice was sort of prearranged so maybe he's defensive... I am really looking forward to a group date that doesn't feature Areeba talking herself up in the third person and being aggressively awful. Or Laura, or any of the other 'ugly sisters' in this fairytale glowering and spitting their commentary over the favoured one of the moment.
So far I enjoy Steph/Daddy, and Rosemary in small doses, and that goofy Charley, and Caitlyn doesn't seem bad. The rest are either pretty unlikeable or else interchangeable. So many blondes. But I still appreciate the light relief of it, if only for the sparkly lights and shimmering gowns.
Fucking Locky, though... That special rose he gave out seems to have been a diversionary tactic. I feel sad for these women putting themselves through this in what is about to unfold as a global pandemic, and really not at all excited about ever seeing any of them again on BIP.