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The Bachelor 2017

Matty J, once a smug sleaze always a smug sleaze.

And LOLZ, he's not going to pick any of them, it's Samantha Armytage.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...claims-Sam-Armytage-dating-Matty-Johnson.html

* my mum skim read the article in the supermarket, the whole thing is because Kochie said they would make a good couple. Bleurgh!!

...yes but they are quoting Woman's Day Magazine and have they EVER been right yet?... in ANYTHING whatsoever?... lol!... cheers.
 
Matty J, once a smug sleaze always a smug sleaze.
And LOLZ, he's not going to pick any of them,

Honestly, this ending would be just so awesome. I wish someone would have the balls to make it happen. It'd be just like Australian Ninja Warrior, you watch for hours and hours and hours, all for naught. But it doesn't matter and you would watch again anyway next season because it's such a mess (and the contestants wear not much clothes).

...better still... I would love all of the Bachelorettes to wait until about 3 or 4 shows out to collectively decide to all walk and leave Matty and his massive ego just standing at the altar like he was last year lol!... now THAT would be bloody funny!... lol!... cheers.
 
...better still... I would love all of the Bachelorettes to wait until about 3 or 4 shows out to collectively decide to all walk and leave Matty and his massive ego just standing at the altar like he was last year lol!... now THAT would be bloody funny!... lol!... cheers.
Or everyone walk out, except Elora and so by default he have to choose her and then she Fatal Attractions him.
 
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This is a brilliant frame in a news.com.au article :)
 
...I can't wait until tomorrow night when Tara's brother gives a serve to Matty... it will shred his massive ego lol!... is it Tara that's blubbering in the promo Ad?... if so... was it something that her brother said to Matty?... I wonder if it was?... cheers.

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...hey FatPants... I tracked down that Tampon Ad from one of those Twitter posts that you put up that Matty J was in when he was 22 years old lol!...wow!... he looks a lot more 'boyish' doesn't he?... here is a clip of him...

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...and here is a link to that Ad itself... cheers.

http://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/tv/the-bachelor-australia-2017-matty-j-tampon-ad-40380
Oh god, that hair! That Oscar worthy acting! How embarrassing.
 
...here's an interesting article from this website below...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...e/news-story/3d6e91f7ea21dd19db2e957031234ebd

...the title of the article says...

"The Bachelor reject Elora calls Laura “degrading” to other women in the house"...

...but the most interesting part for me was right at the end where it says...

"And as for Johnson, the man who left her “heartbroken” as she fled the mansion in floods of tears?

“I’m over Matty J. It’s been four months, you get over it,” she said, clarifying she had already dated and dumped someone else".

...so she's 'dated and dumped' a guy already eh?... yep!... she's a real 'keeper' there for sure isn't she?... lol!... she'll never find a man to satisfy her needs... she's so in love with herself in my opinion... cheers.
 
Good point. For Sam Wood's year the daily fail was also stalking the runner up quite a bit- I can't remember her name? She was the intruder.

This year the media seemed pretty certain that Lisa was going to be in the finals as well and that didn't pan out....so who knows.
I haven't really been following closely because I'm not really invested in who he picks.
Lana - but she was very keen to be in the news I think - she had a well known pal in Laura Dundovic and was always showing up as her sidekick in the social pages
 
what an idiot Elora was - she basically acted like an arrogant cow with that personality challenge and anyone watching that would have been watching the interactions between the girls more so than the actual results to get more of a clue as to their personalities
Elora just showed she was out for herself and herself only
The others dealt with it with (for the most part) a sense of humour and talking between themselves ...

Colbie was always going to be let down by this - she was way too "stalkery" ... last night she was like a little puppy on that date wanting to please and get attention

People have been criticising Matty on social media for sending Elora home in front of the others - rather than just taking her outside to talk to her and say goodbye privately - well stuff that! She fronted up to him with her hands on her hips and showing a bit of attitude in her stance. The producers would have told him to stay right where he was so they could capture it all if the shit hit the fan ... and then Matty ran after her to have a chat ... I think by that time he was well and truly over her shenanigans

AS IF she was ever going to settle down with him anyway - wouldn't have lasted

oh - and could they have chosen a different James Blunt song - the song (his latest release) is a break up song - so inappropriate. If he didnt have anything better find someone else! <yes i know - budget blah de blah - but geez!> and he sure wasn't impressed that he's singing and being ignored whilst they snog on the dance floor. "Go on then" ??? wtf was that supposed to mean? the equivalent of "FFS Get a room people!!??!!" :)

So these home visits look like they're going to be a real blast - WHY do the producers have to provoke the families into being really horrible and rude - imagine if that's the first impression you have of your "future inlaws" - you'd run a mile and keep running into the sunset!! In the promo one guy bluntly calls Matty a liar - who really would do that when first meeting a new partner of your sister? I think its Tara's brother ...

anyway - looking forward to the show tonight - still think its a final with Elise and Laura ... like them both ... like Florence too ... not that keen on Tara - not sure she's 100% somehow ... more there for the fun rather than a real interest in a commitment ...

and the more I see of Sophie and the promos the more I'm changing my mind and will watch at least the first ep of the Bachelorette ...
but please - no more parting her hair in the middle and doing a blonde Morticia Adams look O_O
 
what an idiot Elora was - she basically acted like an arrogant cow with that personality challenge and anyone watching that would have been watching the interactions between the girls more so than the actual results to get more of a clue as to their personalities
Elora just showed she was out for herself and herself only
The others dealt with it with (for the most part) a sense of humour and talking between themselves ...

Colbie was always going to be let down by this - she was way too "stalkery" ... last night she was like a little puppy on that date wanting to please and get attention

People have been criticising Matty on social media for sending Elora home in front of the others - rather than just taking her outside to talk to her and say goodbye privately - well stuff that! She fronted up to him with her hands on her hips and showing a bit of attitude in her stance. The producers would have told him to stay right where he was so they could capture it all if the shit hit the fan ... and then Matty ran after her to have a chat ... I think by that time he was well and truly over her shenanigans

AS IF she was ever going to settle down with him anyway - wouldn't have lasted

oh - and could they have chosen a different James Blunt song - the song (his latest release) is a break up song - so inappropriate. If he didnt have anything better find someone else! <yes i know - budget blah de blah - but geez!> and he sure wasn't impressed that he's singing and being ignored whilst they snog on the dance floor. "Go on then" ??? wtf was that supposed to mean? the equivalent of "FFS Get a room people!!??!!" :)

So these home visits look like they're going to be a real blast - WHY do the producers have to provoke the families into being really horrible and rude - imagine if that's the first impression you have of your "future inlaws" - you'd run a mile and keep running into the sunset!! In the promo one guy bluntly calls Matty a liar - who really would do that when first meeting a new partner of your sister? I think its Tara's brother ...

anyway - looking forward to the show tonight - still think its a final with Elise and Laura ... like them both ... like Florence too ... not that keen on Tara - not sure she's 100% somehow ... more there for the fun rather than a real interest in a commitment ...

and the more I see of Sophie and the promos the more I'm changing my mind and will watch at least the first ep of the Bachelorette ...
but please - no more parting her hair in the middle and doing a blonde Morticia Adams look O_O

...bwhahahahahaha!... what a great post Crimmy!... there are so many parts that I like in it but I loved this part the most when you said...

oh - and could they have chosen a different James Blunt song - the song (his latest release) is a break up song - so inappropriate. If he didnt have anything better find someone else! <yes i know - budget blah de blah - but geez!> and he sure wasn't impressed that he's singing and being ignored whilst they snog on the dance floor. "Go on then" ??? wtf was that supposed to mean? the equivalent of "FFS Get a room people!!??!!"

...hahaha!... James Blunt seems to me to be the type that doesn't like to be ignored too lol!... "go on then!"... as you said... wtf does THAT mean?... 'go on then... bang her on the floor Matty'?... or 'go on then... slip it in Matty'?... exactly WHAT does he mean?... lol!... I just think that James Blunt got huffy about actually being there and having to watch them both snog each other as you are saying Crimmy... lol!... this was the look on James Blunt's face just before he said what he did... he doesn't look happy does he?... lol!... cheers.

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...bwhahahahahaha!... what a great post Crimmy!... there are so many parts that I like in it but I loved this part the most when you said...



...hahaha!... James Blunt seems to me to be the type that doesn't like to be ignored too lol!... "go on then!"... as you said... wtf does THAT mean?... 'go on then... bang her on the floor Matty'?... or 'go on then... slip it in Matty'?... exactly WHAT does he mean?... lol!... I just think that James Blunt got huffy about actually being there and having to watch them both snog each other as you are saying Crimmy... lol!... this was the look on James Blunt's face just before he said what he did... he doesn't look happy does he?... lol!... cheers.

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he NEVER looks happy when he's singing Mr S - have you heard his stuff ?? real upbeat stuff it is - totally O_O
 
"The Bachelor reject Elora calls Laura “degrading” to other women in the house"...

We have seen it, how she told some there is a pecking order in place and she is top bird, and to keep your minor place - not in those word, but words to that effect.
Laura gives of a very entitled attitude, probably a I am the winner, and i am sick of this ruse.
They suit each other both boring and entitled, with big egos.

I really hope Tara walks, he is not good enough.

And yeah tho Jen calls herself fat she aint fat, but she is attention seeking and a bit botoxed and fillerish
Strange outfit for travel............

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sorry Mr S - but given her horrendously bitchy personality I don't see anything remotely attractive about Jen

since leaving the house she slagged Matty J off, slagged the production, whined, bitched, partied hard and tried to keep herself in the limelight

yesss I know they "edit" etc ... but you can't edit IN what the "ladies" (and I'm being real kind there using the word lady in the same post as the name Jen!!) don't put out there in the first place

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