The Bachelor 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...how is 'Rabbitt Teeth' still there?... she has nothing going for her at all either that I can see... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Laura has weird eyes, they look a bit dead
Elora has the prettiest hair

 

[Affable]

Ha ha, Elora probably won't get private time with Matty. Thanks Osher.

 

[twist]

...I hope that 'Little Miss Love-Me-do' Elora goes next... she's beginning to give me hives... cheers.

She certainly didn't skip a beat between 'I'm shocked by Cobie' and 'I just want time with Matty to tell him how I have been feeling'. Maybe a clever edit, but seriously!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Osher tells them that Matty is in 'deep distress' (or words similar) because he sent Cobie home... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... WOT-A-LOAD-A-SHIT!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

...so Matty... how is your over-inflated ego going to cope when this show ends and you end up in the REAL WORLD again you flaccid dickhead?... after about 2-3 weeks when you and your 'winning' Bachelorette go back with your to mummy's house to live there and they have a massive arguement... and she then leaves you... where will you be then eh sunshine?... EXACTLY where you were before the show started!... THAT'S where!... what a twonk!... cheers.

Whoo can't wait to use Flaccid dickhead in my vocab. Eg tony Abbott is flaccid dickhead. Well that didn't take long.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... here comes 'heart-broken' Matty now... golly gosh!... I sure hope that poor 'heart-broken' Matty is alright peoples!... goodness gracious and gee willikers!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Florence is the prettiest.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Whoo can't wait to use Flaccid dickhead in my vocab. Eg tony Abbott is flaccid dickhead. Well that didn't take long.

...haha!... I'm so glad that I can oblige you with a new addition to your vocabulary Desertsands... I feel so honoured!... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

I think rabbit mouth is being set up as the fall girl...dragged to the end and dumped

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Florence is the prettiest.

...by far she is Affable... cheers.

 

[kxk]

I think Elora is actually the prettiest affable, and Tara

 

[Desertsands]

Yay!

 

[Affable]

...by far she is Affable... cheers.

Just not more then Jen. Jen is the quality of the season.

 

[kxk]

you bastard after we had sneaky sex and all - overnighter remember

 

[Affable]

I think Elora is actually the prettiest affable, and Tara

I think Jennifer. She is no longer in the competition though.

 

[Desertsands]

I hope Matty' eyes are safe

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bwahahahahaha!... it was worth watching this dross tonight just to see Elora's massive ego shattered just then lol!... (knee him in the boys before you go Elora)... lol!... cheers

 

[kxk]

Bet those bros are rabbit mouths[DOUBLEPOST=1504694689][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh god no, a bad musical

 

[FatPants]

ah...I feel bad for Elora....Matty could at least have taken her outside to speak to her in private to start with...