The annual 'which housemate has the biggest cock?' thread

[Affable]

Your first Jordan!

I got no measuring device... Sorry :/

 

[Kris Jenner]

Ladies, I think it's pretty clear I've got the biggest cock here. Just ask Bruce.

 

[Lucas]

I got no measuring device... Sorry :/

Likely story!

 

[Affable]

Likely story!

I never put my hand up as the largest one anyway

 

[Longers]

I'm sure I've had conversations like this before...hmmm!

 

[brontozor]

Back by popular demand! Please post your thought's on housemates dicks in this thread!

Here are my thoughts from largest to smallest

Travis (super cocky and confident, guessing big)
Jake (seems to like himself alot)
Dion
David
Sam
Ryan
Jason
Lawson (uses magic as a distraction?)

You mean which housemate HAS the biggest cock or IS the biggest cock?

 

[Ayr]

Ladies, I think it's pretty clear I've got the biggest cock here. Just ask Bruce.

Bruce still has a cock?

 

[brontozor]

Back by popular demand! Please post your thought's on housemates dicks in this thread!

Here are my thoughts from largest to smallest

Travis (super cocky and confident, guessing big)
Jake (seems to like himself alot)
Dion
David
Sam
Ryan
Jason
Lawson (uses magic as a distraction?)

Not always the dumb jocks who have the biggest eg. Travis. David might be the surprise "package"

 

[GretelKruger]

Ladies, I think it's pretty clear I've got the biggest cock here. Just ask Bruce.

I think he may be having his, well, reduced.............

 

[frenchbrah]

Someone pls make a "Who has that million dollar pussy?" thread

 

[Kris Jenner]

I think he may be having his, well, reduced.............

I'm so glad I divorced that reptile

 

[Bae]

I reckon either Leo, Dion or Ryan.

 

[MADONNA]

More dick talk pls xo

 

[Shelb.]

Ryan vs Trav?

 

[MADONNA]

Ryan vs Trav?

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That's a TOUGH CALL.

I'm gonna go with KELLY.

 

[Kris Jenner]

Ryan vs Trav?

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UGH, please post more bulge pics, this is what my Saturday afternoon needed.

 

[davidftw]

Ryan vs Trav?

Trav wins, but I'd still choose Ryan. But no kissing. Those teefs on him, I can't.

 

[GretelKruger]

Ryan vs Trav?

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RYAN.
But I suspect in length girth width and weight it's probably Trav.
I KNEW this thread would res-ERECT @Kris Jenner (missed you girl.)

 

[dylankloss]

isn't it usually the shy, nerdy guy that drops his pants and a 15" snake comes slithering out?

 

[GretelKruger]

isn't it usually the shy, nerdy guy that drops his pants and a 15" snake comes slithering out?

who's that in your profile pic by the way?