The annual 'which housemate has the biggest cock?' thread

[Kris Jenner]

I feel like Jake would have one of those dicks totally shaved within an inch of its life, staring at me like that of a prepubescent child... except it'd be really long I reckon...

 

[GretelKruger]

I feel like Jake would have one of those dicks totally shaved within an inch of its life, staring at me like that of a prepubescent child... except it'd be really long I reckon...

GURL!!!!!!!!!!!

No, really, you think?

 

[starstruck]

I wonder if David is a manscaper? Wouldn't match the face would it?

 

[pornstache]

I'm getting bleached asshole vibes from Dion.

Im getting mad forest vibes from david

 

[MADONNA]

I feel like Jake would have one of those dicks totally shaved within an inch of its life, staring at me like that of a prepubescent child... except it'd be really long I reckon...

Long, thin and bald. I'd still dock with him after a few, however.

 

[MADONNA]

I was about to go on a rant about BALD COCKS but LOOK at the people that post here... y'all need to sit in some rogaine.

 

[GretelKruger]

Long, thin and bald. I'd still dock with him after a few, however.

Aw shit. Same. XX

 

[mutleyp]

I was about to go on a rant about BALD COCKS but LOOK at the people that post here... y'all need to sit in some rogaine.

Ohhh thank you! I forgot I have a wax appointment tomorrow

 

[MADONNA]

Ohhh thank you! I forgot I have a wax appointment tomorrow

nnnnn get those fat, rich daddies overseas sis.

 

[mutleyp]

nnnnn get those fat, rich daddies overseas sis.

Sadly the fat rich daddies over there are only interested in the underaged locals...

 

[MADONNA]

Sadly the fat rich daddies over there are only interested in the underaged locals...

Then get waxed TO THE BONE.

 

[Electric]

Who has the biggest nipples? Dion doesss!

 

[AM_092]

Who has the biggest nipples? Dion doesss!

I reckon Dion was really fat in his teens... #fatnipples

 

[Lucas]

Yay! Julia Louis-Dreyfus

 

[BlackMask]

There's no way Travis has a big cock.

 

[starstruck]

It would be awesome if Lawson incorporated some puppetry of the penis tricks into his magic shows.

 

[rifles]

Lawson....

 

[Lucas]

It would be awesome if Lawson incorporated some puppetry of the penis tricks into his magic shows.

I think I might find Lawson the most attractive... There's something sexy about him.

Is it the magic? Haha. Probably not.

 

[Shackles]

Priya.

Good jawline, masculine cheeks.

She'll probably sport a big cock.

 

[Kris Jenner]

Someone upload Travis' bulge stat...