The annual 'which housemate has the biggest cock?' thread

[penelopepitstop]

isn't it usually the shy, nerdy guy that drops his pants and a 15" snake comes slithering out?

15 " I imagine that would be difficult to conceal.

 

[Kismet]

Back by popular demand! Please post your thought's on housemates dicks in this thread!

Here are my thoughts from largest to smallest

Travis (super cocky and confident, guessing big)
Jake (seems to like himself alot)
Dion
David
Sam
Ryan
Jason
Lawson (uses magic as a distraction?)

Cock/dick - synonyms where "slang" is involved, so I would say...Priya

 

[Lucas]

isn't it usually the shy, nerdy guy that drops his pants and a 15" snake comes slithering out?

 

[PopsicleJones]

Ryan vs Trav?

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Travis has his boxer legs pulled up to make his bulge look like it's hanging lower. Ryan's boxer legs are at the normal length. Ryan wins.

 

[MADONNA]

who's that in your profile pic by the way?

This bitch tho

 

[starstruck]

Bradley from 2012 had the longest beefer. He has lost his V card now.

 

[pornstache]

Did anyone remember if Ray was packin??

 

[imhereforthegirls]

Why do you think that if a guy is confident, his dick is big? It doesn't really work like that..Plus if a guy has a small dick when he's not hard, it doesn't mean he has a small cock when he's hard...

 

[GretelKruger]

Why do you think that if a guy is confident, his dick is big? It doesn't really work like that..Plus if a guy has a small dick when he's not hard, it doesn't mean he has a small cock when he's hard...

Good point.

 

[MADONNA]

Did anyone remember if Ray was packin??

Ask @Baxter

 

[GretelKruger]

Ask @Baxter

Is that HIM girl?

 

[MADONNA]

Is that HIM girl?

We all have our SUSPICIONS, he has like ONE POST but is still active on the forum.

 

[Twitch87]

This thread needs less useless chit-chat and more pics tbh.

 

[Fiona]

This thread needs less useless chit-chat and more pics tbh.

I want that car.

 

[Fiona]

Looking at something on jump in, Ryan was wearing orange undies and he certainly seemed to be the most impressive to imagine by the packaging.

 

[Shackles]

I think he may be having his, well, reduced.............

He's such a dyke.

 

[MADONNA]

She is SLAYING!

 

[MADONNA]

WERQ

 

[Fiona]

WERQ

That's a dodgy looking elbow.

 

[AntiGretel]

That's a dodgy looking elbow.

Q: When is a track and field olympian not a track and field olympian?

A: when he is sporting a tennis elbow


Boom me NOW, bitch[DOUBLEPOST=1414937023][/DOUBLEPOST]

That's a dodgy looking elbow.

Q: When is a track and field olympian not a track and field olympian?

A: when he is sporting a tennis elbow


Boom me NOW, bitch