Well, you should know who reads what papers.
"I know exactly who reads the papers: The
Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they
ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually
do run the country; The
Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The
Financial Times is read by people who
own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it
is. [Finally,]
Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big [boobs]."