Yeah gifts my arse! We'll give you a $60 manicure each week if you post multiple pics promoting us every time and let us do the same. The thing I always think about is how do these arrangements end? I can just imagine the call "ummm, yeah, so, your Instagram followers have dropped since there's a new season of BB on and like you were only on for maybe three weeks anyway so like we really adore you and all but from now on, ummm, you're going to have to, ummm, pay for your nails. Ok love you baby!!" Total deal with the devil.
Oh... and what restaurants and bars would be funding her nights out? Seriously? I could see it on the Gold Coast maybe simply due to the lack of so called celebs there but not in Melbourne. I'm not buying that shiat at all unless she's referring to friends treating her. If that's the case - go get a flippin' job. She's been out of the house for months now.
Ted is a LEGEND!!!! If she had quoted him instead I would've given her praise. I just can't with Sylvia. Probably the most over-exposed poet Tumblr's ever seen.