What a laugh that finale was, where do I start?
Brent cooks the same thing on the Habachi Grill he's cooked all season and the judges go ga ga over it, but hey, the bloke works for Coles, the major sponsor of Masterchef, so of course he always had an unfair advantage, and there's the mental health card too Brent's always been able to play. Surely someone getting a 2nd bite of the Masterchef cherry 2 years later shouldn't be allowed!
Rhiannon was just making up the numbers tonight, the convenient Julie Goodwin stand in, cheered on by the equally irritating obnoxious fellow bogan Cath - surely Rhi Rhi was never top 2 material, actually Rhi Rhi really wasn't top 5 material when it comes to it.
Declan tonight was like Banquo's ghost up there on the gantry, the one person who's shown some personal growth and development this season, the one contestant with genuine star quality, the one person who'll come out of this series with management deals and TV deals and advertising contracts.
What piddling amounts of cash Rhiannon and Declan got for coming 2nd and 3rd, although Declan did win that 10K Harvey Norman thing earlier in the season, some of which he spent on Uncle Robbie's birthday gift.