Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

Gary going in on Lisa's dish

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

What kind of an absolutely irrelevant and stupid question is that.
"Who is waiting for you at home?"
If George asked me Id simply answer straight up
"Your wife"

...... love it!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Mmm their dishes look ok, but I’m happy with my pork, pear and blue cheese sausage rolls.

 

[Fuzz]

Clever move from reddy.
Adding tears into the dressing.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red crying/begging and fluttering her watered eyelashes... BUT!... she forgot the gravy/sauce/jus or whatever it fuggin' is so if Hoda ges home because of 'hard Carrots' I will... I will... I will... **settle Sticky... settle!... put's down fork that he was going to stab in both Gary's and George's eyes... settle Sticky... SETTLE!**... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Mmm their dishes look ok, but I’m happy with my pork, pear and blue cheese sausage rolls.

That sounds delicious. I'd rather that than this compost heap

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Mmm their dishes look ok, but I’m happy with my pork, pear and blue cheese sausage rolls.

...oooooh!... yum!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yes George... Gary... desperately try to change her mind about Big Red forgetting the puree'... she stands her ground though... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

The colour red is the most important factor.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...just get on with it Gary... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Gary got his wish

 

[Fuzz]

Only room for one to be sporting the red lippy.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what a load of shit!... Big Red had NO PUREE' and they tell Lisa that she had TOO MUCH of both puree's!!!!!... so how da fug does that fuggin' work?... fug me dead!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

PIN PUN OVERLOAD

 

[Evan44]

LOL Gary and George of course saving Sarah, how predictable!
If it was anyone else, she'd have gone home.
I think Lisa was a little hard done by[DOUBLEPOST=1529318561][/DOUBLEPOST]I doubt I care if any of them get immunity tomorrow night

 

[oddjob]

Lisa was the one I thought would go based on the preview last night. Once you know who is sitting where, the direction of Gary’s eyes when he says the fatal words gives it away.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well... at least my dear sweet Hoda is safe eh?... but what a load of shit those reasons were to get rid of Lisa and keep Big Red?... but why am I so surprised?... Gary and George's dicks won through yet again!... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!... thanks for the fun tonight my friends... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Lisa was the one I thought would go based on the preview last night. Once you know who is sitting where, the direction of Gary’s eyes when he says the fatal words gives it away.

...ha!... I never picked that up... I'll watch next time lol!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Poor Lisa. But at least we'll be spared the indignity of Red being the returning contestant.
The whole dish tonight looked like vomit anyway, there's no shame in not replicating it.

 

[oddjob]

If someone could slip a few of Todd’s Amazonian frogs into the next mystery box challenge, that’d be great.