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Masterchef 2018

...I think that some of these contestants are more concerned about doing some 'showmanship' more than worrying about their cooking at times... they probably think that their 'personality' or 'presence on screen' might make up for their crappy cooking methinks!... this guy right now for instance... there is one shattered ego walking out right there folks!... cheers.
 
...that's it!... I might make that at my audition!... what I'll do is toast some fancy-arsed named bread and will melt the Cheese down and 'splat' the melted cheese onto the bread and for the finishes touches sprinkle a few flakes of Parsley on top with heaps of cracked Pepper!... there you go... I'll make it my 'signature dish' with the fancy-arsed cheese splatter... nobody has ever done it before on there at least... I'm in!... lol!... cheers.
 
...that's it!... I might make that at my audition!... what I'll do is toast some fancy-arsed named bread and will melt the Cheese down and 'splat' the melted cheese onto the bread and for the finishes touches sprinkle a few flakes of Parsley on top with heaps of cracked Pepper!... there you go... I'll make it my 'signature dish' with the fancy-arsed cheese splatter... nobody has ever done it before on there at least... I'm in!... lol!... cheers.

It’s a pity vegemite won’t splat.
 
...I'm not a Mexican food fan at all with most of their dishes... I cannot stand Tacos etc... but I guess that lots of people do... and... that redhead got through as I predicted... it wasn't too hard to guess with all of her airtime lol!... cheers.
 
...I guess that it's a case of 'you have to be there' when Matt/Gary and George are judging these dishes because some of them look quite awful to me... it's a shame that we don't have 'Smellovision' TV sets where we can at least smell the dishes... until then we'll just have to take their words for it I guess?... cheers.
 
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