Masterchef 2018

[oddjob]

So I guess Ben and Jess are out of the running, at least it’s not an elimination.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yes Gary... "poor old Jess!" eh?... poor OLD Jess?... she's 19!... how did we all know that you would not like it straight away eh Gary?... it was 'flat' according to them... now let me think this out... George kept bellowing out to Jess that it was 'too sweet' and to 'pull it back' which she did under his instructions... and then we have Gary and Matt saying that it was too 'flat'... YES GARY... ONLY BECAUSE GEORGE TOLD HER TO MAKE IT THAT WAY YOU TWONK!... nope!... no sabotage on George's part there eh?... no collusion between Gary and George at all eh?... how pitiful!... anything to make Jess fail eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I can't even understand what these idiots are rabbiting on about anymore

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yeah yeah... just get on with announcing Chloe or Ben as the winner already will you?... sheesh!... and... I think that you will be right delcan... Chloe will win this tonight... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I can't even understand what these idiots are rabbiting on about anymore

...yes I know delcan... the pure drivel and shit that they utter each time could be exported as fertilizer to feed all the crops around the whole World... it is such bullshit all of the time... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

...yeah yeah... just get on with announcing Chloe or Ben as the winner already will you?... sheesh!... and... I think that you will be right delcan... Jess will win this tonight... cheers.

No I think that it will be flipping Chloe!

 

[oddjob]

...yes Gary... "poor old Jess!" eh?... poor OLD Jess?... she's 19!... how did we all know that you would not like it straight away eh Gary?... it was 'flat' according to them... now let me think this out... George kept bellowing out to Jess that it was 'too sweet' and to 'pull it back' which she did under his instructions... and then we have Gary and Matt saying that it was too 'flat'... YES GARY... ONLY BECAUSE GEORGE TOLD HER TO MAKE IT THAT WAY YOU TWONK!... nope!... no sabotage on George's part there eh?... no collusion between Gary and George at all eh?... how pitiful!... anything to make Jess fail eh?... cheers.

It was not very nice of George to not answer when she asked him point blank if it was okay.

 

[delcan]

No I think that it will be flipping Chloe!

I think that was who Sticky meant

 

[delcan]

Chloe, Khanh and Sashi top 3

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think that was who Sticky meant

...haha!... yes it was delcan and Beachsands... I just went and fixed it... thanks for telling me lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Thank fucking Christ!!!!!!!!!

(pardon my swears)

Sashi has the best smile and laugh in the world!

 

[oddjob]

I thought we’d get dish by dish totals.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well I'll be fugged!... I don't fuggin' believe what I just fuggin' heard!... SASHI won?... fuggit!... that's amazing!... ha!... well done Sashi!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

I think that was who Sticky meant

So happy to be wrong! Love Sashi!

 

[Beachsands]

Thank fucking Christ!!!!!!!!!

(pardon my swears)

Sashi has the best smile and laugh in the world!

Personally I love a good swear!

 

[delcan]

The cube thing in tomorrow episode seems interesting. I'm thinking it's to help Ben with his building knowledge as he would have a good idea of what measurements look like

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I thought we’d get dish by dish totals.

...no way my friend... because they would then know just how bad Chloe's Ben's dishes REALLY were lol!... that was never going to happen unless Ben and Chloe rated the highest oddjob lol!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

I’m over to Iview. Love Ahn Doh!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well thanks so much for the fun and chuckles my friends... it ended up in a totally unexpected win for Sashi much to my shock and amazement... fug Gary and George!... now I can't talk bad about them!... grrrrrrr!... bastards!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

I’m over to Iview. Love Ahn Doh!

I have low tolerance for Terri Irwin though.