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Masterchef 2017

Makes the firecracker look like a packet mix

...bwahahaha!... so true Tuttle... so true!... as I said last night... if I was one of the contestants I would make an 'invisible' dish and tell them that they have to THINK the taste!... it wouldn't be any wankier than this tonight I reckon... cheers.
 
...is Bryan panicking already?... he's behind a fair way at the moment... come on mate... get it together old son... I love the experts up top giving their advice to camera as if they're qualified Chefs lol!... YOUR"E JUST HOME COOKS FFS!... lol!... cheers.
 
...it's not looking good for my boy Bryan is it?...bummer!... he shouldn't be going at all let alone so early in the series... get it together mate!... cheers.
 
...what makes these guest Chefs sit down at home and make them think of ridiculous crap like this to serve up to paying customers?... it must be a 'who can make the wankiest crap' thing between them all I guess?... imagine her having to make 500 of them for a function or whatever?... it would NEVER happen!... cheers.
 
...the more that they're 'encouraging' Bryan the more that he's panicking... just shut up and leave him alone ffs!... sadly I'm positive that Bryan's going home at this stage... cheers.
 
Why give them something they can't possibly finish? Stupid!

...I was thinking the same... such is the stupidity of this ridiculous task... I wonder just how many this flosshead made of these until it worked out perfectly for tonight's show?... cheers.
 
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