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Masterchef 2017

Melore said:
No it's Trent, who is in the bottom three tomorrow night.

Ben has a hideous long bushranger trendyfucktard beard. Arum is a former ballet dancer with pale ginger hair and a distinctive snoz. Ferrety beard is Trent.
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...bwahahahahaha!... 'trendyfucktard'!... that's going into my 'vocabulary encyclopedia' for sure lol!... do you mind me using that in the future sometime Melore?... thanks for my third crack-up for the night lol!... cheers.
 
...hey everyone... it's been so much fun tonight you wonderful peoples!... and it will be an interesting night tomorrow night where I'll manage to keep my composure for the first 30 seconds at least of the show with that wankfest surely?...lol!... we'll see eh?... anyhow... I'm off to watch my recordings of Doctor Who and Whovians now so I can write about it tomorrow... see you here tomorrow night... cheers.
 
Melore said:
No it's Trent, who is in the bottom three tomorrow night.

Ben has a hideous long bushranger trendyfucktard beard. Arum is a former ballet dancer with pale ginger hair and a distinctive snoz. Ferrety beard is Trent.
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Arum! is a ballet dancer?? He talks like James Blunt and would probably be a serial killer if he couldn't cook, but I love him.
 
Arums avocado colored stuff looked like baby poop to me.:poop:

Pete's coconut ball looked way less nicer than Callan who also made one...if you looked over his shoulder Callan's looked way better.:panda:

Bryan -Less is more Bryan less is more...but I suppose he will get many,many,many,many elements in the elimination challengeO_O

Eliza does look like Brittany from Glee.:singing:

Who wants cucumber or beetroot in a dessert..yuck!!:grumpy:

At least we didnt have to hear about Eloise's stupid whisky and dessert bar :cigar:
 
Melore said:
I'd like someone to make something with lavender in it...

It's a pretty crap challenge. Plus a crap advantage, as the others also had thirty minutes to conceptualise while Pete was worrying and getting more confused by whatsername.
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I totally thought the same thing. I felt it was a DISadvantage for poor old Pete. I actually really like him...various pronunciations and all heheh.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...so when is the 'floating icecream' dish coming on this week?... I'm just dying to whinge and whine and bemoan it to death... I need to release some pent up frustrations on it that's all... call it cook-rage if you like... cheers.
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Every time I see the ad for it I am overcome by this maniacally compulsive urge to run in with a pin and burst that hideously ugly, over-inflated, balloon-come-condom. :arghh:
 
Meglos said:
Arum! is a ballet dancer?? He talks like James Blunt and would probably be a serial killer if he couldn't cook, but I love him.
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I don't know why this stuff sticks in my head, but he was ballet dancer with some company in England - Birmingham...? No some other place, maybe. (I really like him, he's like some shy woodland creature.) Anyone whose been through the ballet deserves respect, I think. You can see it in his stance sometimes.
 
...howdy folks!... I can't wait to start bitchin' and moanin' and whingin' and whinin' about this wankfest 'ice turd on a string' thing that's about to be shown... lol!... cheers.
 
...and... it starts!... let them all 'ooooh! and aaaaah!' their socks off when the 'ice turd on a string' wafts into the room... it'll be hilarious watching their inept overacting when it happens lol!... cheers.
 
...please get through this Bryan... you're one of my top favourites my sweet little oriental chubby chops!... go Bryan go!... cheers.
 
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