Masterchef 2017

...and... THE WANKFEST STARTS FOLKS!...what a bloody ridiculous thing to have to do... and they have to make the edible condom too?... one of them said "is it even edible?"... lol!... that just about sums the stupid task up doesn't it?... lol!... cheers.
 
Tuttle said:
Makes the firecracker look like a packet mix
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...bwahahaha!... so true Tuttle... so true!... as I said last night... if I was one of the contestants I would make an 'invisible' dish and tell them that they have to THINK the taste!... it wouldn't be any wankier than this tonight I reckon... cheers.
 
...it always cracks me up when they are told that they have 5 hours to cook a dish... who does that at home?... NOBODY!... that's who!... lol!... cheers.
 
...is Bryan panicking already?... he's behind a fair way at the moment... come on mate... get it together old son... I love the experts up top giving their advice to camera as if they're qualified Chefs lol!... YOUR"E JUST HOME COOKS FFS!... lol!... cheers.
 
...it's not looking good for my boy Bryan is it?...bummer!... he shouldn't be going at all let alone so early in the series... get it together mate!... cheers.
 
...what makes these guest Chefs sit down at home and make them think of ridiculous crap like this to serve up to paying customers?... it must be a 'who can make the wankiest crap' thing between them all I guess?... imagine her having to make 500 of them for a function or whatever?... it would NEVER happen!... cheers.
 
...Bryan's started his again thank god... Trent seems to be on top of it so easily at this stage... yes... there is a 'Trent' on the show by the way lol!... ;)👍😄... cheers.
 
...the more that they're 'encouraging' Bryan the more that he's panicking... just shut up and leave him alone ffs!... sadly I'm positive that Bryan's going home at this stage... cheers.
 
Tuttle said:
Why give them something they can't possibly finish? Stupid!
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...I was thinking the same... such is the stupidity of this ridiculous task... I wonder just how many this flosshead made of these until it worked out perfectly for tonight's show?... cheers.
 
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