Masterchef 2016

[Mr Stickyfingers]

" Australia's home* cooks. Audition for next years Masterchef. This is for you"
*home indicates intimate knowledge and application and possession of professional cooking appliances like liquid nitrogen, sous-vide baths and stovetops that can accommodate a surprise party of 30 walking into your home unannounced.

...wow!... colour me impressed with you finding that information Fuzz... well done!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."wow!... look at the colour of that!" Garry says to Elise... um... Garry... it's just yellow... what's with the excitement you idiot?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Elise is doing spheres................


I mean domes...................

 

[oddjob]

Harry: I need a pefect bwawha to go with my whabwa.

 

[ausbjfan]

what is the noise from the mixer?

 

[ausbjfan]

Why isn't Matt getting help. Elise did

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh shut up Elise... (she's starting to give me the irrits now oddjob)... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Stop with the liquid nitrogen. OK. Wow. Plumes of visible gas.
Its when I forget Im watching Masterchef and think Im watching a year 7 chemistry classroom.
Elise look panicked enough there for a minute I thought she was going to whip out a bunsen burner in desperation.

 

[ausbjfan]

saw this on FB - wonder if it is true - Hey all you realise when the liquid nitrogen was announced by #harrywhoknowshehasalreadywon lol that they have a night to prepare the recipe, you don't honestly think they invent that on the spot do you?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well... Matt is in deep kaka!... does he go into an elimination round tomorrow night or will be be eliminated tonight if he is the loser?... just curious... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Elena's dish sounds okay if it works... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Harry just mentioned the 'bottom 3' so it's elimination round tomorrow night methinks!... cheers.

 

[ausbjfan]

Matt you should have cut it with a circle cutter to make it smaller or cut out the middle and have a ring of cake

 

[ausbjfan]

it is missing originality Elise

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that means it's Matt for one tomorrow night so it now means who are the other two?... from what I can see... Elise being another?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...could Elina's be any smaller?... gawd!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Put the two halves together again!
Use the liquid nitrogen.
Everyone really knows that Liquid Nitrogen is always the hero!

Always.

 

[ausbjfan]

well done Elena. The judges say one thing then when it comes to Elise they say the opposite

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they love Elina's... cheers.

 

[Isee]

what the hell is an elegant dirty street fighter? what kind of way to describe a dish is that?