Masterchef 2016

Isee said:
but...but... the insincere tug at the heartstrings message to her son didn't work... they judges didn't just read the message and over look the poo-in-a-limp-parsnip on a plate.
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I got the message 'I like your sister much more', Tikki Tikki Tembo style.
 
I had to record it last night. I'm pretty dissapointed with the editing to be honest. The top 5 form the mystery box where the only ones who got an edit during the challenge. And the invention test was edited so quickly I couldn't even tell who got an edit. I don't recall seeing much of Zoe and Olivia last night but the they got top 3. I don't recal hearing anything from Con and very little from Nathaniel. But I did notice a lot to do with Cecilia. The bottom 3 and the top 3 didn't even get good edits.. Hmmm
 
905,000 for masterchef last night. Pretty reasonable result considering it was up against the logies. 5th overall in the night ranks and only beaten by the logies and the news. 2nd in the 25-54 and 18-49 demos and won the 16-39 demos. Although it appears it's not doing as well as last year's ratings im sure the show will grow throughout the coming weeks.
 
Due to the Logies going practically all night I haven't caught up with last night's MasterChef yet.

At one point George walked across the room right in front of where the camera was pointing. Matt was there too, possibly Gary. I wonder if they were worrying about their ratings the whole night.
 
...I sure hope that this isn't going to be another complete episode based on Cecelia's 'journey' where she's blubbering all the way through it and that she doesn't accidentally chop a thumb off while thinking about her kids... I'm hoping that she is the one to go tonight to be honest... cheers
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…Sticky’s Masterchef report to Groover…

…the show starts… the music is loud…. very loud (as usual!)... they do the backstory on why Ashley / Theresa and Charlie are in the playoff… they show them and let them explain why they are there in their own words… they are on the floor of the headquarters and Matt explains what they are about to cook… they have to use everything that is under the chloces?... everything…

Charlie gets first choice and his is ginger and he is happy with his choice… Theresa picks hers and it is prawns which is her supposed ‘worse nightmare’… Charlie picks his last and it’s mushrooms which he is happy with… as they start cooking Theresa is already stating that she is ‘confused’😗:rolleyes:… not a good start methinks!...

…they begin cooking… Theresa is already panicking… (she won’t last long in this competition at this rate… she might go today (if this is real of course)… George and Gary are trying to give her advice and she is like a ‘rabbit in the headlights of a car’ and is not listening to what they are saying… her brother Jimmy 'feels' for her…

…Charlie is making a ginger and chocolate tarty sort of thing… Ashley is making a mushroomey ravioli type of thingmajjig… Theresa is making a prawny salady sorty type conglomeration on an avocado base spread goop… (I hope that these cooking terms aren’t too technical for you Groover… I’ll try and keep them simple for you;):))… all in all they are all going hell to leather in trying to desperately put something together to impress the judges…

…it’s now Charlie’s time to be flustered… he is changing his dish to try something different taste wise… they are all receiving advice from the other contestants in the above gallery… Theresa looks like she is finally back on track and is actually beginning to do better than the two boys at the moment… Ashley is running a bit slow now…

…Charlie has 15 minutes left and he looks at his dish and says that it is a disaster so he looks like he is stuffed… there is all the fat of the ginger tarty thingy sitting on top of his dish… (um… scrape it off perhaps?... disaster averted?... who knows?)… it cuts to a commercial break… no doubt when we get back from the Ad that the disaster will be averted?... now back from the break… Charlie decides to remake it with 15 minutes left to go… (good luck in that buddy) 👍…

…Ashley is now looking good… his mushroomey ravioli typey thingy is trundling along pretty well at the moment… Theresa is looking a tad bit pleased with herself… Charlie is hammering it… Theresa gets her dish out of the fridge and is in suspenders hoping that it turns out right and it looks like it does… Charlie gets his 2nd attempt out and he says it looks good so he is happy now… they all get their dishes together… Ashley puts his ravioli into a frypan for some dumb-arsed reason and goes into panic mode and just hopes that they are alright… the crowd above go wild when the countdown finishes… they get ready to present their dishes…

…after the Ad they try Ashley’s mushroomey ravioli thingy dish first… they all give those mixed looks and then Matt says the ravioli is tough because it was put in the frying pan at the last moment… Theresa’s dish is next… she sounds really confident with herself… she serves it up to them… they ask how she feels… she’s really happy with herself… Gary says that it looks great… the others agree (looks like she’s the favourite to win this:rolleyes:)… they all show good reactions to it and rave on about it… Charlie is last and dishes out his whatever it is… it doesn’t look too flash at all… his ginger dish doesn’t have any ginger in it apparently in the main part of the dish but has all gingery bits and pieces in it apparently… he starts to blubber:facepalm:🥱…

…the commercial break finishes and back to Charlie from the chocolate factory to have his dish tasted… they taste it… they pick the crap out of it and in the end they all say… there’s not enough ginger in it!... it looks like Theresa has won this… aaaaaaand… here it comes… it’s announced by Gary that only one person has ‘met all of the criteria’ of the set task and that is… that is… that is… Theresa!... (surprise not!)… Charlie is then declared ‘safe’… Ashley is going home… he’s the first one out and then leaves… he’s not shattered but just disappointed… he intends to open up a stall somewhere and set himself up on an online cooking recipes website too… end of show… they preview that the Marco Pierre ugly bloke is on tomorrow night… cut to the credits… over to Gogglebox… end of report…

…did I do well Groover?... lol!... I hope that my technical talk didn’t go too much over your head… cheers.
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😀 wow colour me impressed as you would say Mr S.

You did better than well 👍 Thanks for that btw 😇

Meglos your turn next time :pBwahaha
 
...surprisingly so... not one tear from Cecelia yet and she's keeping up with Marco easily... damn!... she may not go tonight... cheers.
 
...Con is the one to nearly cut his thumb off and is way behind... he's probably the one that will be going methinks!... he always talks like he has a cold and always looks like a sad sack of... um... a sad sack of potatoes... cheers.
 
...oh God here we go... Cecelia's life story and she's 'doing it for the kids' speil yet again... grrrrr!... cheers.
 
Argh my frigging aerial is playing up tonight so can't watch the show properly 😫

Feck it. Will watch Game of Thrones season 5 on dvd instead :(

Night ya'll.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Con is the one to nearly cut his thumb off and is way behind... he's probably the one that will be going methinks!... he always talks like he has a cold and always looks like a sad sack of... um... a sad sack of potatoes... cheers.
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It is kinda written all over his sad puppy dog face.
 
...Con is useless... he must have 'conned' his way into this competition... <---- see what I did there?... (give me a break... I'm on here tonight talking to myself because nobody is here)... **says Sticky as he slowly goes more insane while speaking to himself**... where is everybody tonight?... **testing... 1... 2... tap! tap!... testing... 1... 2**... cheers.
 
Bluefin said:
It is kinda written all over his sad puppy dog face.
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...he has got that type of face hasn't he?... cheers.

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...it's amazing how the boys happened to 'catch up' during the 10 second countdown... yet Cecelia was only just ahead of them when she was way ahead before... I wonder how they managed to... oh wait!... 'editing'... I forgot about the 'editing'... silly me!... cheers.
 
...here we go... she's going to blubber... whoa!... hold on... Cecelia held it back... she talks about how she's 'doing it for her kids' yet again... they talk up just how great she is... (it's starting to sound like he's one of their faves again)... tsk! tsk!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Con is useless... he must have 'conned' his way into this competition... <---- see what I did there?... (give me a break... I'm on here tonight talking to myself because nobody is here)... **says Sticky as he slowly goes more insane while speaking to himself**... where is everybody tonight?... **testing... 1... 2... tap! tap!... testing... 1... 2**... cheers.
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I'm 30 mins behind in SA but loving your comments!
 
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