Masterchef 2016

[Tuttle]

The really tricky bit would getting Matt back out of the bean bag.

That would be his problem, not mine.

 

[oddjob]

Yeah count them after they've been cooked and ready to serve, Brett.

 

[Fuzz]

Blue team doomed.
No power topknot.

 

[Tuttle]

Yeah count them after they've been cooked and ready to serve, Brett.

Really though, he's never been very good at math.
Kind of scary he's a pilot?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Brett shakes his head and rolls his eyes at Harry... what a complete twat!... he should be grateful for whatever Harry does to drag Brett out of this mess... what an ingrate... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Just realised that it is pretty scary Brett's day job is a pilot of commercial planes. He could be flying the plane you, a friend or a relative is getting into tomorrow.

 

[Tuttle]

Just realised that it is pretty scary Brett's day job is a pilot of commercial planes. He could be flying the plane you, a friend or a relative is getting into tomorrow.

I won't be flying anywhere until I'm sure he's retired. I don't get the lack of looking at the big picture thing with him, he's like "she'll be right mate" not MC material.

 

[oddjob]

Really though, he's never been very good at math.
Kind of scary he's a pilot?

It's like saying you'll do the fuel checks when you're coming into land.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I just saw that Ad for the 'Playdoh party pack'... and they wonder why kids eat playdoh?... they have molds to make it look like food... wtf?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

"This is your captain speaking. Currently we are cruising at an altitude of 23,000 kilograms.
Or 23,000 something. Anyway enjoy the mircowaved flounder with powdered beurre blanc"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it better not be Matt's team in the elimination tomorrow night... are they still in the show?... we've seen nothing of them at all so far so that usually means that they are safe in the past... cheers.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

...Matt could eat food regardless of what situation he would be in as long as he got to eat it... I would like to see Matt Preston in that plane that dives and causes you to be weightless for a while and have Matt at one end of the plane and some food at the other end... it would be priceless to watch him trying to find a way to float over to it lol!... cheers.

Ha ha. What an image that invoked. His, um, southward travelling gastric work of art, would go any which way, and loose. Yew.

 

[Tuttle]

I like that Matt vocalizes his appreciation for the rest of his team mates. I guess it's his day job training, but still nice.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh no. Big time talk up of Blue's dessert.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's right boys... be all bubbly about Brett's teams food... sell it to us on just how great it is... set it up for the red team to be in the elimination... keep going boys... cheers.

 

[delcan]

"This is your captain speaking. Currently we are cruising at an altitude of 23,000 kilograms.
Or 23,000 something. Anyway enjoy the mircowaved flounder with powdered beurre blanc"

I think we've found the MH370....

 

[Tuttle]

Shit! Red's short by 15???

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."yeah it looks alright"... wow!... such huge praise for Matt's teams dessert... can it be so obvious that they want to fail Matt's team?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

15 more!!!!!!!

 

[Tuttle]

..."yeah it looks alright"... wow!... such huge praise for Matt's teams dessert... can it be so obvious that they want to fail Matt's team?... cheers.

Well they should have shoved a stick up it. Every chef knows that! LOL