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Love Island Australia - Coming to 9Go & 9Now

OMG you mean I have to decide there is some difference between them???

They all look so similar, I can't tell them apart....except animal print bikini girl looks a bit less plastic.
All the boys look like boys, ie 14 with strange baby smoooth bodies, the muscles look a bit fake.

Gym junkies always remind me, when I had fisherman partner, he had such trouble getting fit deckies.
Those gym boys would show up, and none could last a whole trip, useless, no stamina, it's all for posing.......the real workers you need are wirey, with a lot of core strength, normal muscles not lumps

This should be a good laugh tonight.
I suggest we add some games to the opening night.....

Most plastic, girl & boy, who has had the most work
Least plastic

Most revolting first impression....already getting very bad vibes from many

Worst voice

Least likely to find affection
Most likely to have sex

Guess anyone that may have been recruited from brothels

Biggest bimbo, biggest himbo

Anything else.....?????

Oh, and do not feel bad about being judges of these fools, this is the show set up for us to be as judgey as we like
If you see cellulite.....fire away
 
You all went for boys????

I will take MILLIE for now, leopard print swimsuit, she looks less plastic.......

Unlike other RTV, where I begin by liking them all, and try very hard to keep liking people......this one I will hate them all equally unless they win me over:)
 
Who is Cassidy, a blonde????Never....why her?

Always pick the brunette beauty (if there is one)......for blonde is for ugly girls that can't compete with brunettes.
Blondes can't go dark and look good, too harsh. Brunettes can go blonde and look fine.

I don't think you have a clue about anyone's spirit my dear manchild........
 
reepbot said:
blondes are way way hotter than brunettes.
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You fall for the fake....everytime.....but then you have not had a girlfriend have you?
So you have not experienced the mysteries of bleaching and broken hair......like that Meg on BIP, guess what that feels like???

When it falls out in your bed, and on your furniture, and in your food....and....the bald patches

Oh thanks, I haven't seen the bios....going to look now
 
You are silly, she is a bartender I do not drink....she is blonde and stupid...thanks a lot:(

I would have thought you would stamp this one on me......"she's a 'cold hard bitch, towards guys."
(and I might even agree.....I have been known to dispatch a male with a mere 2 words)

The males, half are ugly

And blonde is fake in about 98%, real blonde is rare
 
kxk said:
You all went for boys????

I will take MILLIE for now, leopard print swimsuit, she looks less plastic.......

Unlike other RTV, where I begin by liking them all, and try very hard to keep liking people......this one I will hate them all equally unless they win me over:)
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Mille is all yours.

Behind Big Brother Love Island Sweeptakes:
Prize: Glory as the first BBB Love Island Sweeptakes winner.

Cassidy -
Charlie - Meglos
Eden -
Erin - reepbot
Grant - Affable
Josh -
Justin - timmydownawell
Millie - kxk
Natasha -
Tayla -
 
As for the brunet/brunette & blonde/blond debate, I agree with kxk. I much prefer a brunet guy then a blond guy. That is my personal taste. :thumbsup: Blonde just seems too fake for me.
 
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Affable said:
Mille is all yours.

Behind Big Brother Love Island Sweeptakes:
Prize: Glory as the first BBB Love Island Sweeptakes winner.

Cassidy -
Charlie - Meglos
Eden -
Erin -
Grant - Affable
Josh -
Justin - timmydownawell
Millie - kxk
Natasha -
Tayla -
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i want erin please.
 
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Just read some bios, and i may like Justine for he loves fashion.....but he looks like a ken doll
I hope we get some more natural people
Girls, lots look the same, and have fat thighs and fake tits

The rugby guy should do well, he is used to competing and using strategy surely, his muscles look real too
 
This is fun before we even see them....we have a license to put shit on them, for that is what this show is about
Do we get to vote?
UK version vote of fake lovers or whatever here and there, just a bit of public input
 
kxk said:
This is fun before we even see them....we have a license to put shit on them, for that is what this show is about
Do we get to vote?
UK version vote of fake lovers or whatever here and there, just a bit of public input
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I think we do get to vote. You need the Love Island App (which is not working for me in regards to polls). I read somewhere that we should get the chance to vote out couples come elimination time. Not sure if they will charge for that or if it will be a free vote.
 
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