Jade 2013 Appreciation thread

[Consuela]

Only here for the TRUE QUEEN!

And the real 20,000 reply.

 

[bleachy_dude]

LOL!!!!

 

[Veronica2005]

Jade Albany ‏@JadeAlbany 9m
Hey peeps everyone PLEASE vote @churchill_dan to be this years cleo bachelor u can vote MORE THAN ONCE!!!! Free xx http://m.cleo.com.au/bachelors/top-30/dan-churchill/…

• Q: I’d make a good CLEO Bachelor because…
  A: Hopefully I can inspire more guys to impress their girls by cooking for them. Make sure they wake up every day with a breakfast and a smile to start their day.
• Q: Which Hollywood actress would you take on a date and why?
  A: Margot Robbie! She’s smoking hot, she has amazing eyes, and I heard her in an interview and she was so genuine.
• Q: Who would play you in a movie about your life?
  A: I would like to say Orlando Bloom, but McLovin’ from Superbad, that’s me – that dorky kind of guy!
• Q: What would make you fall in love with a woman?
  A: Amazing eyes, great smile, can pay themselves out, has plenty of banter and the icing on the cake would be if they could beat me in an eating competition.

 

[Miiiiike]

Shit

 

[MADONNA]

 

[jessy_girl]

You jerk!

 

[Insomniac]

Oh no! lol!!!
So close.. missed it by 'that' much @Miiiike.
I bet your wife says that to you lots

 

[Miiiiike]

Fuck you all. I'm going to go have sex

 

[jessy_girl]

Hahaha oh god this thread though, see how much we all supported your dream @Miiiiike

Well, some of us anyway. @Straight Edge Society bought his ticket to hell tonight!

 

[MADONNA]

Only here for the TRUE MASSIVE CUNT!

And the real 20,000 reply.

Tragic.

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Fuck you all. I'm going to go have sex

Your Fathers Day gift?

 

[jessy_girl]

Fuck you all. I'm going to go have sex

Think of me!

 

[delcan]

Only here for the TRUE QUEEN!

And the real 20,000 reply.

Once again, she was beaten. Reply 20,0001

 

[Consuela]

Once again, she was beaten. Reply 20,0001

OP is post #1, I am post #20,001 but REPLY #20,000.

 

[Straight Edge Society]

Hahaha oh god this thread though, see how much we all supported your dream @Miiiiike

Well, some of us anyway. @Straight Edge Society bought his ticket to hell tonight!

My ticket was booked long before this. I might as well get that special place you mentioned. You gave me the idea.

 

[delcan]

 

[jo_jo]

Once again, she was beaten. Reply 20,0001

 

[Insomniac]

Hahaha oh god this thread though, see how much we all supported your dream @Miiiiike

Well, some of us anyway. @Straight Edge Society bought his ticket to hell tonight!

Haha I didn't even dare post on here as it got closer.
Was a nice Jade-binge before we kick off with new housemates though I must say.

 

[delcan]

OP is post #1, I am post #20,001 but REPLY #20,000.

Like second runner-up, hey?

 

[MADONNA]

A fitting end for the thread, really, that post 20,001 should be humanity's anal cavity.

 

[jessy_girl]

Haha I didn't even dare post on here as it got closer.
Was a nice Jade-binge before we kick off with new housemates though I must say.

Haha same, I was going to tell everyone to stop but was worried that would be the 20000th post. Clearly tackling the big issues in life here.

But yes, a nice fitting finale before this thread probably gets locked tomorrow.