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Jade 2013 Appreciation thread

I was talking about jades tits being real or fake. Not wether she uses fake diarrhoea!

Seriously who fakes diarrhoea?

Her tits, real. Mine, well ones real the others fake, couldn't afford both done at the same time. I spend too much on fake diarrhoea.
 
Miiiiike said:
I was talking about jades tits being real or fake. Not wether she uses fake diarrhoea!

Seriously who fakes diarrhoea?

Her tits, real. Mine, well ones real the others fake, couldn't afford both done at the same time. I spend too much on fake diarrhoea.
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Huh? Think you dried it out and smoked it by the sound of that. Maybe you confused 'crack' with 'FROM crack' haha
 
Miiiiike said:
I was talking about jades tits being real or fake. Not wether she uses fake diarrhoea!

Seriously who fakes diarrhoea?

Her tits, real. Mine, well ones real the others fake, couldn't afford both done at the same time. I spend too much on fake diarrhoea.
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Well it is a great excuse if you don't want to go to work. Seriously if you say you do they never ask you another question, they just try and awkwardly get off the phone as quick as possible.
 
Miiiiike said:
I was talking about jades tits being real or fake. Not wether she uses fake diarrhoea!

Seriously who fakes diarrhoea?

Her tits, real. Mine, well ones real the others fake, couldn't afford both done at the same time. I spend too much on fake diarrhoea.
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Don't know how you have 1026 posts - all you do is talk shit doll x
 
Gemini said:
Well it is a great excuse if you don't want to go to work. Seriously if you say you do they never ask you another question, they just try and awkwardly get off the phone as quick as possible.
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Oh I've used the diarrhoea excuse many a time.
But diarrhoea is no laughing matter. Did you know over 600,000 children die every year from violent diarrhoea?

I'd love to see a celebrity start an anti-diarrhoea foundation, but nooo, diarrhoea is not cool enough.
 
Miiiiike said:
Oh I've used the diarrhoea excuse many a time.
But diarrhoea is no laughing matter. Did you know over 600,000 children die every year from violent diarrhoea?

I'd love to see a celebrity start an anti-diarrhoea foundation, but nooo, diarrhoea is not cool enough.
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I'm sure you could start the foundation yourself. It would be a wonderful fit. I'm sure none of us would be surprised to see your name and the words "violent diarrhoea" in the same promotion.
 
Just a bit bored here, thinking of conversation topics.

Alright, what would you rather have.

Extreme constipation OR extreme diarrhoea?
 
Wurray said:
Sorry lurker here just want to add another speculation. What if Jade's bestie is the one getting friendlier with Dan?
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Just going back to this. Not sure if it has been said, but if that were the case they would have sat, Dan, then friend, then Jade.
 
Miiiiike said:
Do you think any BB housemates ever got like hectic diarrhoea while in the house?

Thanks for the correct spelling too. Auto correct was no help.
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I don't know what Hectic Diarrhoea is but yeah Nathan said Mikkayala had explosive Diarrhoea while they were all chained together one night. He mentioned it as one of his funniest moments.

You did watch the show right Mike, you wouldn't just be a person who goes around Trolling random forums to get attention to fill the void of attention in your real life would you??
 
Allgood said:
I don't know what Hectic Diarrhoea is but yeah Nathan said Mikkayala had explosive Diarrhoea while they were all chained together one night. He mentioned it as one of his funniest moments.

You did watch the show right Mike, you wouldn't just be a person who goes around Trolling random forums to get attention to fill the void of attention in your real life would you??
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Yes I watched the show! Nearly every episode, but you are correct I was getting no real attention at work last night, no one wanted to discuss diarrhea at work, believe it or not.
 
Give Miiike a break. The guy is only busting your chops because how humourless you lot are when it comes to your princess jade and thus so easy to rile up with the tiniest hint of criticism directed at her. :p

Jade wasn't exactly a bundle of fun to be around in the house so I don't know why I'm surprised her fanghels share the same trait, it makes perfect sense when I think about it :cool:
 
Connoisseur said:
Give Miiike a break. The guy is only busting your chops because how humourless you lot are when it comes to your princess jade and thus so easy to rile up with the tiniest hint of criticism directed at her. :p

Jade wasn't exactly a bundle of fun to be around in the house so I don't know why I'm surprised her fanghels share the same trait, it makes perfect sense when I think about it :cool:
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We know Miiiike and are joking around with him. But perhaps you need to stop generalising and get your head out of your butt to realise that :)
 
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