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Jade 2013 Appreciation thread

Just checked, apparently she was second runner up Miss Russia 2012 or something. Some pictures of her with less makeup on look a lot better.

i'm sure she looks better, but it's all the surgery that really threw me. beautiful sure is subjective.

oohhhh, love that dan has liked it. who wouldn't? next move ed's. lol.
 
don't want to get anyone excited (@Jane Doe) but Chef hottie just liked Jade's swimming pool with dog photo...
Chef Hottie is slowly making his move, I like it! And he's so classy...he comments on the food pics, and just likes the bikini pic, when it would be so easy to make a comment on her hot body. What a gentleman!

oohhhh, love that dan has liked it. who wouldn't? next move ed's. lol.
NO! NO! NO! No moves for Ed. The guy has had his chance, now he needs to let someone else cook in this kitchen!

Hi guys I checked through all 5 magazines including Dec28 --Jan3 TV week issue..not this week .
Don't worry, rest assured I'll try again next week. Sorry to disappoint you guys. :'(

[MENTION=36315]aurora[/MENTION], you are my hero, as always! You don't disappoint us at all, it's the darn mags that let us down. You are a champion and definitely win Stalker of the Year honors. We would be lost without you!
 
haha. unfortunately for you, i don't think the ed saga is anywhere close to being done. although if she showed up with dan somewhere, that could be fun. isn't he in melbourne too? we'll have to find out if he's a tennis fan.
 
haha. unfortunately for you, i don't think the ed saga is anywhere close to being done. although if she showed up with dan somewhere, that could be fun. isn't he in melbourne too? we'll have to find out if he's a tennis fan.
Shhh...we don't need no stinking reality intruding on our fantasy life! Jade and Chef Hottie are meant to be. They will fall in love over instagram, get married, and have beautiful children with great abs who love the beach and are incredibly photogenic.

DISCLAIMER: This is all tongue in cheek, not at all serious! I am not some crazed internet stalker/shipper who thinks that people are meant to be just because they like each others' photos. Jade and Ed, if you are reading this, please know I kid because I love! I hope you are very happy doing whatever you are doing, even if you aren't doing each other.

psst....Jade, I know you are busy with your career, but maybe you need some cooking classes to relieve some stress. I'm pretty sure there's a hot chef who wouldn't mind giving you a few lessons. ;)
 
Shhh...we don't need no stinking reality intruding on our fantasy life! Jade and Chef Hottie are meant to be. They will fall in love over instagram, get married, and have beautiful children with great abs who love the beach and are incredibly photogenic.

DISCLAIMER: This is all tongue in cheek, not at all serious! I am not some crazed internet stalker/shipper who thinks that people are meant to be just because they like each others' photos. Jade and Ed, if you are reading this, please know I kid because I love! I hope you are very happy doing whatever you are doing, even if you aren't doing each other.

psst....Jade, I know you are busy with your career, but maybe you need some cooking classes to relieve some stress. I'm pretty sure there's a hot chef who wouldn't mind giving you a few lessons. ;)

hahaha. you're too funny. love the disclaimer. through your crystal ball, you forgot to mention the kids will be FABULOUS cooks. not for nothing, a meeting is going to happen between them, why wouldn't it? surely he's available for private, shirtless, cooking lessons.
 
Looks like Jade's car broke down on the way to Sydney - thank goodness someone stopped to help her . Sorry don't know how to copy twitter posts on my tablet (useless lol )
 
Looks like Jade's car broke down on the way to Sydney - thank goodness someone stopped to help her . Sorry don't know how to copy twitter posts on my tablet (useless lol )

Jade Albany ‏@JadeAlbany
On my way to sydney when the bonnet starts smoking massive oil leak oh the joys of driving an astra. #neednewcar :( #willshemakeittosyd

buuuuut looks like she's alright now:

Jade Albany ‏@JadeAlbany
Thank you everyone. A lovely gentleman stopped and helped me fix it enough to get to sydney here safe :) thank you x
 
Looks like Jade's car broke down on the way to Sydney - thank goodness someone stopped to help her . Sorry don't know how to copy twitter posts on my tablet (useless lol )
Poor Jade!
I saw her first twitter post and didn't realize she was actually stuck. Glad someone stopped and helped her!
 
Awww you guys are so sweet <3 <3 you're giving me teeth cavities!Last day at work for the year...Yay!! Will catch up later tonight! :-)

P.S Poor Jade thank goodness she's OK...she needs a new car.Hopefully for the new year it's out with the old and in with the new ! ;-) ;-) ;-)
 
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jadealbany
5 minutes ago · Sydney Children's Hospital
Spending some time in the Starlight foundation room today thank you Taylor and Jordyn for making these beautiful jade and @edjlower dolls. Please continue to donate to the starlight foundation in my bio these guys do amazing work :) x
 
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