Breaking news on the 'man's drink' controversy. Apparently the drink in question was the gayest milkshake on the face of the earth, consisting of a few eggs, a lusty dollop peanut butter, fresh grated cinnamon and almond milk. Caleb described this as 'A man's protein shake.' Cinnamon and almond milk.
Facts have flown in that the hair was chosen as it was the most butchest cut, to avoid early detection.