Episode I’m a Celebrity 2023 : Episode 17

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…evenin’ all… tonight the Poll is about the two I like least in the camp… the only thing that would’ve shit me the most is if they had struck up a ‘showmance’… if that had happened I would’ve probably run at full speed in my wheelchair off the end of a jetty or dock lol!… see you later when the show starts… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

I think Woody has a chance of winning. He has a very popular radio show & his listeners might be voting for him

 

[Meglos]

I like Woody.
Hate his song though.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…the reason I can’t stand Woody?… he speaks… and because he can speak… he can sing that fucking stupid ‘woody’ song!… as I was getting at… what a crying shame that he speaks… cheers.

 

[Behemoth]

I'll give it to the producers on this one, cracker of a idea the fake challenge lol

 

[Behemoth]

#VoteDom

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…Julia looks great in that dress… boy!… hasn’t she lost a lot of weight?.. cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…for gods sake Aesha… stop speaking!… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…fuck me dead!… the dreaded ‘letters from home’ shit… cheers.

 

[Zao Yang]

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT HECKIN’ LETTERS FROM HOME!
I think I’d rather watch them eat bugs in a TUCKER TRIAL!​

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…why is Debra there?… great editing guys… cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…I don’t know why they do the ‘letters from home’ shit?… most of them will be booted out soon… they can see them within a few days anyway… cheers.

 

[Behemoth]

Letters from homes were not required, there away from home for like a month...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…**sniff sniff** excuse me… I’m all choked up… not from the ‘letters from home’… I just farted and it’s putrid… cheers.

 

[Kaz]

…why is Debra there?… great editing guys… cheers.

They always show footage hours before someone is booted the next night.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…this fake ‘walking without a harness blindfolded over a dam up real high with the danger of death’ task is obviously fake … so why are the ‘celebrities‘ scared?… the Producers would never put them in that kind of danger… it’s called ‘Duty of Care’… obviously they must know that… so are they hamming it up for the cameras and are told by the Producers to pretend that they’re so scared?… cheers.

 

[Zao Yang]

With Dicko and Nick out, I don’t think I care for who WINS this year!!
I‘d rather the man who sings “AHOOOO, AHOOOOO” at the beginning of every challenge be declared WINNER this year!

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[Mr Stickyfingers]

…”I think I pooed my pants!”… cheers.

 

[Zao Yang]

…this fake ‘walking without a harness blindfolded over a dam up real high with the danger of death’ task is obviously fake … so why are the ‘celebrities‘ scared?… the Producers would never put them in that kind of danger… it’s called ‘Duty of Care’… obviously they must know that… so are they hamming it up for the cameras and are told by the Producers to pretend that they’re so scared?… cheers.

EXACTLY! They would be tasked to act along beforehand by producers! There’s NO way this would be LEGAL! ​

 

[Behemoth]

…this fake ‘walking without a harness blindfolded over a dam up real high with the danger of death’ task is obviously fake … so why are the ‘celebrities‘ scared?… the Producers would never put them in that kind of danger… it’s called ‘Duty of Care’… obviously they must know that… so are they hamming it up for the cameras and are told by the Producers to pretend that they’re so scared?… cheers.

Na there just picked the 3 dumb ones to take part lol