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Housemate Quotes Thread

Layla (the dumbest HM since Ashalea*): What's a metre? I don't know what a metre is.

Male Bonding: Josh + Michael

Josh: If it's any consolation I've been chained to a fat redhead all day.

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Ava (to Josh): You just gave (Michael) a mental high five. (huh?)

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*thanks for the great memories, Rison! Remember when she was locked in the treasure chest? Ah, the good old days!)
 
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"Dipgate"

BB: Delilah. To the diary room.

BB: Delilah. Did you enjoy the dip?
Stacca: She's fist-pumping in Dipland.
 
Nom-noms

Ben: I feel like I need to go to the bathroom, but I don't because I went before I came in here. It's just a nervous fart.
BB: That's a touch too much information, Benjamin. But thanks for sharing.


Angela: Toodles.
BB: Toodles. Back.


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BB: Layla. Big Brother believes that 9 out of 10 of the world's deadliest spiders reside in Australia.
Layla: Why would you say that?!
BB: Big Brother wonders which one that is.

BB: Layla. BB has had all the wildlife in the house defanged. It is safe to nominate.



BB: Layla. The series ends soon.
Layla: What do you mean?
BB: Get on with it.
 
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Question: What would you do for BB to get the nomination superpower?
Staccato: I'd probably sing him a Christian rock ballad but if that failed I'd just show him my boobs.

Angie: I am not insane.

Does BB have a speech inpediment?
BB: Michael. Do you often feel like a "brunt"?
 
Benjamin's comment to Michael about Layla - “I will destroy her, “She’s not as strong as she thinks.” This guy is a psycho and needs to be evicted as soon as possible for everyone's safety! I hope it's this week.
 
"Zoe has been sitting next to me literally shitting bricks". Not literally, Ben.
 
BB: What do you think of Sam's choice of lady friend?
Sam's mum: I think he's made a wonderful choice.
BB: Not the only beautiful brunette in the room right now, is she?
Sam's mum: Oh, stop it, BB.

BB: BB Believes you parked your car illegally today because you're looking fiiiiiiiiine.
HM's mum: OK. You had me worried there.

BB: How do you like the way BB rolls, Michael?

Estelle: My voice is like chocolate for the ears.
Michael: Soy chocolate.
 
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Michael: It's gone behind the ... Oh. You've got cameras. You don't need me to tell you where it is.
 
So many great BB quotes this year. Love how they made him a bit of a smartass.
 
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