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General O/T Chit Chat Thread

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Trala said:
As long as yours isn't better than mine.

I am 6 years older than Witty, and you will see, once you get to our geriatric like age, pick up lines are much fewer.

Kk, I am sitting in the vets room and this guy beside me starts to chat, just "how old is he? Is he sick?", pet talk. Then it moves to "do you live around here?" And then....

He asked me if we could meet up to walk our dogs!!!!

That has to be a pick up!!!!!!!!

I am taking it as a pick up anyway.
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It was the yoga pant VPL effect.
 
mutleyp said:
Total pickup!

Ok mine happened on holiday when I was asked for a drink
Me: I have a boyfriend
Him: So? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
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You win!!!!

Cunt!!!!!!!

That is so funny!!

Did you lol?
 
Trala said:
Facts are facts.

He is so smart, he can even find a deck foot pic using google image!

No way you could do that without a Uni degree. No sireeee Bob.
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Trala said:
He's been quiet for 7 minutes.

He is either on Google image looking for just the right pic, or into the BBB search function looking for just the right quote.

I personally prefer the 2012 quotes he digs up.

Have you noticed he has started giffing too?
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I love that he thinks his opinion has any impact on me/you/any of us
 
Trala said:
He's been quiet for 7 minutes.

He is either on Google image looking for just the right pic, or into the BBB search function looking for just the right quote.

I personally prefer the 2012 quotes he digs up.

Have you noticed he has started giffing too?
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Proof that you miss me after only 7 minutes. Do you bother with selfie duckface when you take your footsies, or does the jowl botox prevent it?
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mutleyp said:
I love that he thinks his opinion has any impact on me/you/any of us
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The quote searching is the funniest!

I have made over a zillion posts, and not even I could be fucked looking back and searching what I was saying 3 years ago.

That level of obsession takes a lot of time, commitment and stamina.

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mutleyp said:
KING OF THE BURN!....
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Hahahahahahwhahahahahahaha!

It was google image!!!!!
 
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