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Well its overcast & raining here... which is odd seeing as we're practically neighbours... although it could be coz I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't wake up till 9am :)

I was gunna work on the roof today but mmmmmmmm, rain & aluminium roof = falling off, which can be hazardous to your health... I'll jusst do some real work instead, stuff that I get paid for lolz...

Oh & Indians, 7 doesn't sound jump up & down excited... I'll give it a miss, if its a 7 then they're probably using rat instead of chicken & dog instead of beef :spitoutdummy: :hungover: :smuggrin:
The weather was just overcast on waking, but it has fully turned to shite now! Speaking of shite, oh my God, that fucking Indian is going through me like a colonoscopy prep drink!!!

No beach walk for Billy today. :(

I am off to decorate my tree... you know there will be pictures!!
 
Now I want a KFC Double!!
Step away from the counter, fatty!

Hey how is this?

On my way home our song played!!

Got a funny, I am the sort of singer who is terrible with lyrics and can only ever half remember the chorus, my partner on the other hand can hear a song once and remember every single word. A couple of weeks ago he and I are in the car, our song comes on so I'm now singing and thinking about you thinking about me:-

So SAY GERONIMO!
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel my love
Miles away
Miles away
Miles away....

My partner pipes up ruins my moment and says "it's bombs away, dumbarse".

FUCKER!!!!!!!

Sing with me Bleachy!

 
Step away from the counter, fatty!

Hey how is this?

On my way home our song played!!

Got a funny, I am the sort of singer who is terrible with lyrics and can only ever half remember the chorus, my partner on the other hand can hear a song once and remember every single word. A couple of weeks ago he and I are in the car, our song comes on so I'm now singing and thinking about you thinking about me:-

So SAY GERONIMO!
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel my love
Miles away
Miles away
Miles away....

My partner pipes up ruins my moment and says "it's bombs away, dumbarse".

FUCKER!!!!!!!

Sing with me Bleachy!

Haha thanks Trala. I truly needed that.
I was actually thinking of going down to KFC and getting one. I will stick to my tuna and crackers. Who wants to rob the joy of sharing the smell of a tuna can with everyone in the lunch room?!? HAHAHAHAHA.

Lol! I'm a bit of a song lyric OCD. Whenever I like a song I have to google the lyrics so I know I'm not making any mistakes!!

... Well I'm just a boy,
With a broken toy,
All lost and coy,
At the curtains of the waterfall.
So it's here I stand,
As a broken man,
But I've found my friend,
At the curtains of the waterfall. :singing:
 
Mmmm just turned to crap here too... That wasn't rain, someones just tipping buckets of water on the joint...

My garage flooded & got to within 5 centimetres of cardboard boxes full of stuff phew... close one.. I was there with the broom telling the water to fuck off & it does help coz it listened and fucked off :confused: :D
 
Who wants to rob the joy of sharing the smell of a tuna can with everyone in the lunch room?!? HAHAHAHAHA.

Im seriously petitioning people have a special room for that, like smokers at an asian airport![DOUBLEPOST=1417142097][/DOUBLEPOST]
Step away from the counter, fatty!

Hey how is this?

On my way home our song played!!

Got a funny, I am the sort of singer who is terrible with lyrics and can only ever half remember the chorus, my partner on the other hand can hear a song once and remember every single word. A couple of weeks ago he and I are in the car, our song comes on so I'm now singing and thinking about you thinking about me:-

So SAY GERONIMO!
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel my love
Miles away
Miles away
Miles away....

My partner pipes up ruins my moment and says "it's bombs away, dumbarse".

FUCKER!!!!!!!

Sing with me Bleachy!



Oi, when I get my routine back, do you wanna be my fitbit friend?
 
I struggle with the taste. The texture does not appeal and the fishy flavour tends to overwhelm.

Oh gawd I can not stand tuna either. Mr C loves it ;( He's even started feeding it to the kids on the sly, then tells them to go & find mum & give her a big smoochy kiss *barf* I still haven't worked out a way to get him back :(
 
Oh gawd I can not stand tuna either. Mr C loves it ;( He's even started feeding it to the kids on the sly, then tells them to go & find mum & give her a big smoochy kiss *barf* I still haven't worked out a way to get him back :(

Haha oh dear. Yeah it's a very strong smell versus other things that people might just not like, I'm also the same with mangoes, I can't stand the smell. Is there a food he violently hates? You must extract revenge!
 
Haha oh dear. Yeah it's a very strong smell versus other things that people might just not like, I'm also the same with mangoes, I can't stand the smell. Is there a food he violently hates? You must extract revenge!
He's one of those annoying people that love everything. Or even if he didn't, he'd still eat it :bang:
 
Lyrics from a couple of my favourite songs, just for @beachy_dude

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time

It's too late to order fries

;) ;)
 
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