Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
I'm living through you today.Hey you're meant to be my health coach on here! But ok fine, let me see if I get lured by KFC today.

I'm living through you today.Hey you're meant to be my health coach on here! But ok fine, let me see if I get lured by KFC today.
I haven't had a KFC double before?!
Is this possible...?
Should I get one today?
The weather was just overcast on waking, but it has fully turned to shite now! Speaking of shite, oh my God, that fucking Indian is going through me like a colonoscopy prep drink!!!Well its overcast & raining here... which is odd seeing as we're practically neighbours... although it could be coz I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't wake up till 9am
I was gunna work on the roof today but mmmmmmmm, rain & aluminium roof = falling off, which can be hazardous to your health... I'll jusst do some real work instead, stuff that I get paid for lolz...
Oh & Indians, 7 doesn't sound jump up & down excited... I'll give it a miss, if its a 7 then they're probably using rat instead of chicken & dog instead of beef![]()
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Step away from the counter, fatty!Now I want a KFC Double!!
Haha thanks Trala. I truly needed that.Step away from the counter, fatty!
Hey how is this?
On my way home our song played!!
Got a funny, I am the sort of singer who is terrible with lyrics and can only ever half remember the chorus, my partner on the other hand can hear a song once and remember every single word. A couple of weeks ago he and I are in the car, our song comes on so I'm now singing and thinking about you thinking about me:-
So SAY GERONIMO!
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel my love
Miles away
Miles away
Miles away....
My partner pipes up ruins my moment and says "it's bombs away, dumbarse".
FUCKER!!!!!!!
Sing with me Bleachy!
Who wants to rob the joy of sharing the smell of a tuna can with everyone in the lunch room?!? HAHAHAHAHA.
Step away from the counter, fatty!
Hey how is this?
On my way home our song played!!
Got a funny, I am the sort of singer who is terrible with lyrics and can only ever half remember the chorus, my partner on the other hand can hear a song once and remember every single word. A couple of weeks ago he and I are in the car, our song comes on so I'm now singing and thinking about you thinking about me:-
So SAY GERONIMO!
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Say Geronimo
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel my love
Miles away
Miles away
Miles away....
My partner pipes up ruins my moment and says "it's bombs away, dumbarse".
FUCKER!!!!!!!
Sing with me Bleachy!
Oi, when I get my routine back, do you wanna be my fitbit friend?
I struggle with the taste. The texture does not appeal and the fishy flavour tends to overwhelm.
Oh gawd I can not stand tuna either. Mr C loves it ;( He's even started feeding it to the kids on the sly, then tells them to go & find mum & give her a big smoochy kiss *barf* I still haven't worked out a way to get him back![]()
He's one of those annoying people that love everything. Or even if he didn't, he'd still eat itHaha oh dear. Yeah it's a very strong smell versus other things that people might just not like, I'm also the same with mangoes, I can't stand the smell. Is there a food he violently hates? You must extract revenge!
Yeah, yeah I know tuna is meant to lesbian air freshener but that smell is just so gross to me!
Yeah, yeah I know tuna is meant to lesbian air freshener but that smell is just so gross to me!
He's one of those annoying people that love everything. Or even if he didn't, he'd still eat it![]()
Umm what? Haha.Lyrics from a couple of my favourite songs, just for @beachy_dude
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time
It's too late to order fries
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