Thinking that most of you lot, could be the Age of my Children that I never had ........ makes me kinda old(er) but as they say ............
Haha, it seems that you've definitely embraced it, which I love!
Thinking that most of you lot, could be the Age of my Children that I never had ........ makes me kinda old(er) but as they say ............
You cheeky little monkey!!!!!!!I actually don't think I know anyone's real ages now that I think about it. Well, I know a few, but yeah, I think I just think everyone who "seems older than me" to be 25, and then of course you have real oldies like @Trala (), but generally speaking I just think everyone is my age. Except for @Lucas, of course, who I thought had just started primary school.
Good morning OT Thread!
The sun is up, the birds are singing! It's another day off for me and it is going to involve a gym session, coffee and cake with a girlfriend, then if it clears I am going to take my best friend Billy for a run on the beach. The beach turns my old boy into a joy filled puppy!
Hey Thing! I rate that Indian a firm 7/10.
Ha!!!!That awkward moment when your nephew asks to play with your new phone, opens photos and finds nudes your partner saved in there without you knowing as a surprise!
Ha!!!!
A girlfried once handed me her phone to look at holiday snaps, nek minnit I see a pic of her partner in ladies underwear with his hard cock protruding outside his lacy pink panties!!!!!
So awkward!!!!!
Of course!Did you quickly send it to yourself?
This is my old man right at this minute, and pity there is no sound because he snores like a fucking jackhammer!!!!View attachment 47062
Of course!
One, two, three back to me!
Wore one of my new dresses last night, and it looked FABULOUS!!!!!
Only thing that probably was a tad unsexy was my super long spanx! Its like a 2 man job to get them on!!!!
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Did you get them off ok? I bet it did! did McCreamy flash his pearly whites?
My dog is hands down my favourite part of my day. No one is ever as happy to see me as Billy is.
Oh my partner ruined any possible McDreamy flirting!! You won't believe what he did!!!!
As I am walking out to leave, he is walking in from work and he says "you look so hot Bib! I knew I did the right thing falling for you...", then he saw the wine I was taking because it is a BYO and says "you drinking?!", I was also driving, so I explained I would just have 2 drinks. And he was like "enjoy yourself! I will drive you, just ring when you want me to pick you up".SPILLLLLLL!
Hmm good question. I guess when you start sounding like @Miiiiike you know that you are too creepy and too pathetic.
Well he is a good person to model off, I think that actually is him in the gif too?
But I believe it's "baby girl" not babe tsk tsk.
Oh my God!I just received a large Toblerone pack, 3 bars 600g. I don't intend on sharing however it's likely I'm going to be sick from this.
Also having KFC tonight.
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That's pretty much my whole day summed up for you guys
What are your plans Mr Mike?Morning everyone.
Any plans for today?
What are your plans Mr Mike?
My plans so far consist of being jealous @Reaper's day.
No I haven't - this is clearly a situation I need to remedy soonOh my God!
Have you ever had Toblerone Cheesecake?!