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Nice Xmas bonus, just don't end up like my step mum who gave easts leagues club half a million $$$.


No wayyyyyyyyyy....cheque this morning and straight into the house fund at the end of gym. It will not be cleared until wed ? , but we are not spending it anyway.
It was a delicious bonus on a really weird day :)
 
I hate that smell, try not to have a stroke, Dawson would look really demented with a stroke, so don't do that......




I need a time machine to take me back to the 70s, so I can beat my son. He took the bloody tablet to school after being told not to.
I have to decide if 2 weeks or 1 month of not touching it is fair punishment. What would be fair?


Two weeks , or a bit less. Kids forget so quickly why they have been punished. I feel they tend to switch off if it is too long.
Short , sweet and strong punishment.
 
I have cleaned my house from top to bottom, clean sheets on the bed and now it is off to the gym and then meeting a girlfriend for lunch.

Have a super day Cheeky Monkeys!


All that cleaning...unless it was a top up for a clean house anyway..you not hormonal ? or you are just very active today ???


mutley .... you been for your run today ? :)
 
Currently embroiled in a battle with Aus Post.

DELIVER MY PARCELS BITCHES!!

These are my first world problems, but really, picking up parcels from the post shop with 2 toddlers is awful.
 
omg its sooo bad here in tasmania right now we have had severe hail and now thunder im storm phobic so my anxiety is really bad today i just had to take a xanax (:(


I heard that ...must check the bom .
 
:eek: Does your boss know you are taking his kids home with you straight from school?! Don't give me no happy days, you sicko! :p

Bahaha I have no uses for a 16 year old girl thank you very much, or should I say "like seriously...."
 
All that cleaning...unless it was a top up for a clean house anyway..you not hormonal ? or you are just very active today ???

To be honest I am pretty well active every day.

I am an absolute neat freak and this may sound pathetic, but I find cleaning my house therapeutic. I love stepping back and drinking in the perfect cushion display on my bed, spotless vanity, and pristine perfect order of my home.

You know what they say "clean house, dirty mind".

Ha!
 
Jack jack jackieeeee
tell me that you feel the same

I didn't know a love could feel this good, I never let anyone inside, I pushed and I shoved I fought off a love - but with Jackie I've got nothing to hidddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddde!
 
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
 
Is it safe in here? Someone hold me, I'm scared!

Come here, I'll hold you, don't be scared, oh and to save any awkwardness, that's is a pen in my pocket and not an extra long clitoris you can feel...
 
Is it safe in here? Someone hold me, I'm scared!

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Come here, I'll hold you, don't be scared, oh and to save any awkwardness, that's is a pen in my pocket and not an extra long clitoris you can feel...

Whew. I'd hate to think you had that awful affliction known as 'bic clit'.

Looking for refuge today. Both kids been home sick from school ALL fucking week. I love my kids, but I swear to god I will stab them in the face if either one of them tell me they have a blocked nose, AGAIN.
 
omg its sooo bad here in tasmania right now we have had severe hail and now thunder im storm phobic so my anxiety is really bad today i just had to take a xanax (:(

Sorry to hear about your anxiety :(

I heard was mini tornado?
 
No no nooooo! Thanks to you freaks I now have "Jack Jack Jackie" in my head!!!!
 
5 girls in the living room all talking over each other and the pitch of their voices gets higher and higher.... whyyyyy?
 
5 girls in the living room all talking over each other and the pitch of their voices gets higher and higher.... whyyyyy?

It's a build up of estrogen and jealousy... The same thing is responsible for the Aurora Borealis :) Something to do with all the hot air.

Oh my LAWD @ the craziness in the BB threads.
Anyone seen that crackpot thread: Estelle is not the person people think she is

Someone needs a Bex and a good lie down.
 
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