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reepbot said:
I wonder when dogs will evolve to speak human? Surely it is not long now. I mean they can just like tell us when they want to go walkies, or when they are hungry or thirsty. Although speech may come with advanced brain power and they may try to overpower us and make us the dogs.
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I love animals but i'm glad dogs can't talk. I don't think they'd ever shut up.

"What was that noise? Did you hear that?"
"Are you eating something?"
"Can we go out?"
"Will you throw my ball?"
"I'm going to bark at the wind. Can you hear the wind?"
"OMG that dog better not walk on my garden!"
"IS THAT A CAT?!"
"Are you eating something?"
etc
etc
etc
 
shaydee said:
I love animals but i'm glad dogs can't talk. I don't think they'd ever shut up.

"What was that noise? Did you hear that?"
"Are you eating something?"
"Can we go out?"
"Will you throw my ball?"
"I'm going to bark at the wind. Can you hear the wind?"
"OMG that dog better not walk on my garden!"
"IS THAT A CAT?!"
"Are you eating something?"
etc
etc
etc
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Ha ha yep! Or like that dog from Up.

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Consuela said:
Hello! Things are going well up here in sunny stormy QLD. Work has been FULL ON - only the fools in Canberra could expect us to do more work with less people. Plus I've kinda felt like student again with all these things I've had to (re)learn. It has been good expanding my skills though especially as I've been thinking next year might be the time to make the leap to the 'dark side'. Just not sure if I'm ready to give up my relatively cushy life but I'm feeling that with the current state of affairs I may have reached the end of my career path in the public service. I'm sure I'll be mulling it over for the foreseeable future.

Your studies seem to be going well. Is it strange that I kinda miss studying? Hope the family is doing well.
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Hmmm, going to the dark side does sound fun... But on the other hand a government job sounds pretty sweet. That's a hard one. Well good luck I'm sure you'll make the right choice.
Yeah like I said before I am loving TAFE, and I don't think it is strange that you miss studying, I've realise there is a lot more to it than just the actual learning and studying side to it, socialising and making friends with people who want the same things as you is really good for the soul I've found.
Family is doing well, considering everything that's been going... Looking forward to Christmas. I'll get to see my aunt... And OMG I just realised how close Christmas is, wow this year has gone by so fast.
 
shaydee said:
It gets earlier every year. Like i'm sure they have hot cross buns in Woolies already.
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i'm not a religious person by any means, infact it seems to me that there are people who use it as an excuse for evil and bigotry, but i do not like how christmas and easter have become overly commercialised. especially when the true lessons of those days can be lost in a sea of chocolate and handkercheifs.
 
jessy_girl said:
Holy crap. I will continue to be traumatised by this and the other stories. I'm glad to know my fear is not irrational and actually quite likely.

Did Homer leave a stench behind?
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Not at all!

However he did leave a small black stain on the wall that took quite some scrubbing to get off. :(:(
 
Meglos said:
Poor Homer! Poor Marge! Poor everyone really.
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Now don't tell my son this, but they were in fact Homer and Marge the second. The first Homer and Marge met a tragic end when I was getting my house sprayed for cockroaches (we were renting in the ghettos at the time) and being a dutiful pet owner I thought I would place them safely at my back door until it was safe to bring them in, them promptly forgot about them. By the time the midday Queensland sun set in they were poached!!!

Stupid me thought I could revive them by blasting the tank with cold water and immediately their guts blew out.

Hysteria ensued.

After a mad dash to the pet store in my quest for a black goldfish and an orange and white goldfish, and a tearful tank clean up, he was non the wiser after school pick up.
 
shaydee said:
I love animals but i'm glad dogs can't talk. I don't think they'd ever shut up.

"What was that noise? Did you hear that?"
"Are you eating something?"
"Can we go out?"
"Will you throw my ball?"
"I'm going to bark at the wind. Can you hear the wind?"
"OMG that dog better not walk on my garden!"
"IS THAT A CAT?!"
"Are you eating something?"
etc
etc
etc
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Ha!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
Good morning to my favourite bowl of OT Skittles!

We need to cheer up our Mutley!

He had to make the dash from Vic and go to the Goldy to see his 94 year old Gran (I simply can not believe how long some of your peoples live!! Mine are all dead my 65!!!!) on Wednesday. She apparently tripped and fell over her gstring drunk and broke her hip, just kidding, except for the broken hip part. Heartbreakingly for her loved ones, she never did recover post surgery, and once her pain was under control, she floated away leaving her daughters and her grandchildren super sad, but happy to know she lived a long and happy life, and was pain free and surrounded by love before she died.

While it may seem silly to some, I know popping in here and seeing his OT Thread back to off topic chatter will make him happy. Given that I still have no idea how to gif, I beg you, if you tolerate/like/love our Mutts, gif the place stupid!!!

I know he will sneak a peak in here as a distraction to his real life, so shower him with gay grief porn! The dirtier the better!!!!!!
 
Trala said:
Ha!

I have no idea either!!
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I can't get photos up either. For some reason they're always too big and I am useless in working out how to make them smaller so as to post. I was surprised when I managed to get my avatar up. No idea why that worked and other photos don't. Some of us have talents that lie in different directions I suppose.
 
Trala said:
Good morning to my favourite bowl of OT Skittles!

We need to cheer up our Mutley!

He had to make the dash from Vic and go to the Goldy to see his 94 year old Gran (I simply can not believe how long some of your peoples live!! Mine are all dead my 65!!!!) on Wednesday. She apparently tripped and fell over her gstring drunk and broke her hip, just kidding, except for the broken hip part. Heartbreakingly for her loved ones, she never did recover post surgery, and once her pain was under control, she floated away leaving her daughters and her grandchildren super sad, but happy to know she lived a long and happy life, and was pain free and surrounded by love before she died.

While it may seem silly to some, I know popping in here and seeing his OT Thread back to off topic chatter will make him happy. Given that I still have no idea how to gif, I beg you, if you tolerate/like/love our Mutts, gif the place stupid!!!

I know he will sneak a peak in here as a distraction to his real life, so shower him with gay grief porn! The dirtier the better!!!!!!
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That makes Mutley's dumpster diving and releasing hacked account details all the more seedy.
 
Trala said:
Now don't tell my son this, but they were in fact Homer and Marge the second. The first Homer and Marge met a tragic end when I was getting my house sprayed for cockroaches (we were renting in the ghettos at the time) and being a dutiful pet owner I thought I would place them safely at my back door until it was safe to bring them in, them promptly forgot about them. By the time the midday Queensland sun set in they were poached!!!

Stupid me thought I could revive them by blasting the tank with cold water and immediately their guts blew out.

Hysteria ensued.

After a mad dash to the pet store in my quest for a black goldfish and an orange and white goldfish, and a tearful tank clean up, he was non the wiser after school pick up.
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That would've been a sight to see.
 
Witty Banter said:
That makes Mutley's dumpster diving and releasing hacked account details all the more seedy.
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On behalf of Mutleys grieving family I want to first take a moment to greet you with a very good mourning, unWitty. Predictable to see you don't miss an opportunity to attempt to make something that has absolutely nothing to do with you, all about you.

As Bleachy has often says, stay classy.
 
Trala said:
On behalf of Mutleys grieving family I want to first take a moment to greet you with a very good mourning, unWitty. Predictable to see you don't miss an opportunity to attempt to make something that has absolutely nothing to do with you, all about you.

As Bleachy has often said to you, stay classy.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how classy was Mutley taking hacked account details, issuing threats, publishing with malice and further threatening more salacious spite? He clearly had more important matters than that.
 
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