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Me neither! First time i heard/ saw it was on one of those morning shows & they got that fifi box to drink it, she said yum nice, then they told her & she nearly turned green! Made my stomach churn!! *



*disclaimer - this was a few years ago, I'm pretty sure it was fifi, but I could be mistaken.

Recent one in last few days was elephant scat coffee
 
LOL Im bit slow tonight, love the antihistamine, be snoozzzzing soon :P


tonight ?? most males are a bit slow at times :)

two phenergan last night..........bad stuffin weather.
The night before I sneezed so hard I blew my full face mask right off contact with my face....the lining came out LOL
 
Hey!

What is a scat!

I am too scared to google thanks to all those "two girls one cup" flashbacks!

I did not see that coming, I tell you!
 
tonight ?? most males are a bit slow at times :)

two phenergan last night..........bad stuffin weather.
The night before I sneezed so hard I blew my full face mask right off contact with my face....the lining came out LOL

Bahaha did the dog go crazy?
 
Same. Too much excitement (& wine) this evening.

Nite everyone!

night bonnei



one last sing for stacey

goodbye forever
goodbye at last

goodbye to staceyyyyyyyyy
cause she's the horses arseeeeeeeeeeeee. :)
 
I find this scat thing very disturbing so I may phone my lady friend and ask whether she is into scat because of her german heritage then wait for the "we could have had a beautiful thing....but

second thoughts I will erase it from my mind and carry on as usual :)
 
Night peoples! Hopefully feeling better tomorrow so I can live up to my true slapper potential xo
 
or you can always say ( i do this all the time cause im norty)

"I hear a cough in the distance...its a FAAAAR COUGH" If the company near you are smart they ping off. Very useful with pissed people in pubs on a Sunday Arvo !

Ha!


Haiku is japanese style of a sort of poetry puzzle which is done by clever people on public transport and causes them to take more drugs than would normally entertain in the intrests of keeping their sanity

Scatters...you will have to ask mut he's right into it LOLOL

Haiku them [MENTION=30612]TraLa[/MENTION]

Same boring posters
til the bad fairy arrives
and they all f*ck off

My Written Haiku Puzzle to Bonnie

I knew a young woman called Bonnie
To be honest, she looked like a Tranny
She lifted her knee
And what did I see?
No cock! But a gleaming pink fanny!

Love TraLa
 
Naww congrats aunty tess

YAY! Congrats Tess and neice! how cutee! :)

Congratulations ! Boy babies are so different from girl babies...........and it never changes 'sigh' .
Hope your niece is feeling the love .

congrats tess and to mum does the young chap have a name yet?

Oh, how I love babies! Congratulations to you and yours, Tess - let the fun begin!

Does he have a name yet?

And you are now a great aunt, you old slapper you

Congratulations tess...enjoy him. *hugs*

I wanna know the name of tess' new family member so we can initiate them to our thread!

Yep, just catching up, CONGRATS [MENTION=1022]tess[/MENTION]. Would be good to have a littl'un around the thread. We'd have to watch our language but, and that'll never fucking happen.

Hi everyone! yes we have a name. Patrick. I don't like it much...dont tell my neice lmao

anyhoo I haven't been around cos I have been babysitting my neices two and half year old daughter. yep thats right, aajptt I am a great auntie. a great slapper and a great root ;)

Patrick was born five weeks early and his blood suger levels were too low so he has been in the special care nursery. we have been sooooooo worried but it seems all is going great with him now. his levels have been going up and up and up after every feed. WHAT A FREAKING RELIEF! His doctor said he can probably come home tomorrow.

Love, the multi quote slapper of the day. xox
 
Like the name tessy... Patrick, a good irish name :)

right, gone to garden a little
 
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