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Haiku them [MENTION=30612]TraLa[/MENTION]

same boring posters
til the bad fairy arrives
and they all f*ck off
 
TraLa said:
That is the hugely funny part.

He would have fo sho.

I have never ever reported a post in my life, and it may shock you, but sometimes people take a dislike to me, which can almost consume them to the point of insanity.

I caused one poster to go insane and froff at the mouth. She was constantly calling me names, cute ones too, like dirty slut and a toad who needed to be beaten with golf clubs, football clubs mole etc... She would literally follow me like a guide dog with a brain injury, constantly nipping at me and shitting on the floor. The fact I found it hilarious probably didn't help matters... God I miss that crazy ****.
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She sounds like one of those "scatters" muts told us about :)
 
bonnie said:
F*ckhead is a term of endearment where I come from. Now f*ck-knuckle, that's a different story.
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Yep......or maggot features, or shit for brains , or if brains was spunk you wouldn't have enough to duff and ant.
The last one isn't much of an insult I guess.
 
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TraLa said:
What's Haiku and what's scatters?
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Haiku is japanese style of a sort of poetry puzzle which is done by clever people on public transport and causes them to take more drugs than would normally entertain in the intrests of keeping their sanity

Scatters...you will have to ask mut he's right into it LOLOL
 
bonnie said:
Hi Sephrenia, I used to have a gun but let my license lapse, not thinking I would get a chance to use it again. Bold as brass these foxes, really gets me mad!
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I wonder if a piercing whistle would help.....one you blow...or one of the high frequency ones they use for dogs ?

Orrrrrrrr, the christmas grip on a bloke ??? :)
 
You are in fine form this evening Mut. Those cold & flu meds labelled correctly?
 
la`cat said:
Yep......or maggot features, or shit for brains , or if brains was spunk you wouldn't have enough to duff and ant.
The last one isn't much of an insult I guess.
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LOL La cat the visual of maggot features is doing my head in lol just a big wriggling white cone with no eyes and mo voice love an insult that the insultee has to think about. So in the traffic i always use 'knobnose' because If I said 'nice park fugghead i would get a digital salute. if i say 'haven't you found the indicator knobnose' i get the finger but hours later they will think "do i have a big nose'
 
mutleyp said:
:D I good buddy! how are you? Loved up? Careful of those Germans, they love scat! :P
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mutleyp said:
I loves me coffee, but no way would I drink that... shit :P
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Me neither! First time i heard/ saw it was on one of those morning shows & they got that fifi box to drink it, she said yum nice, then they told her & she nearly turned green! Made my stomach churn!! *



*disclaimer - this was a few years ago, I'm pretty sure it was fifi, but I could be mistaken.
 
la`cat said:
I wonder if a piercing whistle would help.....one you blow...or one of the high frequency ones they use for dogs ?

Orrrrrrrr, the christmas grip on a bloke ??? :)
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Nope, we have decided. No more mr nice-guy. That fox is dead meat.
 
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