LOL on the Crocs, Allican
I have Croc gum boots if that is any help?
All I know about mullet frocks is that I DO NOT LIKE THEM
Daltrim may have the more official version (I am only a talented amateur) ((tongue firmly in cheek there))

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Personally, if you have great legs and super body I say go for a mullet frock, why not, if you LOVE it.
Some say Mullet Frock = Manrepeller.
man·re·pell·er1 [mahn-ree-peller] –noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing to the party?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!
Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
Origin:
2009-10; < repellius (ptp. of repellia to eliminate male attention), equiv. to L repel- (s. of repellix) unattractive, celibate, paris fashion week, M.C. Hammer + -repel -ler1