Dr Who… episode two… The Devils Chord…
PART ONE:…
…I sure hope this is a good episode… I’ve been waiting so long for this… my two main passions are Dr Who
AND The Beatles… those two together?… it better be great… I hope this episode is glorious…
…the Maestro starting to play the piano with the first few notes and then leading into the Dr Who theme was a good start to the episode lol!… well done Russel T!… recreating the cover of the Abbey Road album cover was amazing!… I love it!… (they needed to position the camera lower and to the right to be aligned exactly right for the shot to be honest… but at least they tried eh?… lol!)… get a load of it…
…and actually seeing the inside of Abbey Road studios is great in itself… it’s always been a fascination to me to see inside the building that some of the worlds greatest music was ever created… I’m loving this!…
…so they meet a very young ‘George Martin’… (the real George Martin looked a bit older at that time)… and now you can hear the Beatles talking in the background… they start a song… ha!… it’s shit… (it’s part of the plot line of the story I guess lol!)… and now Cilla Black?… lol!… now we see ‘Paul McCartney’ close up… what the fuck?…
THIS is supposed to be Paul?…
…it doesn’t even remotely look like him!… jeez Russell T… there are thousands of Paul McCartney doubles out there… you could have at least tried sunshine… he looks
NOTHING like him!… and
THIS is supposed to be John Lennon?…
…bloody hell Russell T… again… you could at least tried… I’m sure that when Paul McCartney watches this that he will feel so insulted at what he looks like in this episode… I know that I would be… they’re shockers!… John would be turning in his grave I bet…
…in what universe do they look like Lennon and McCartney?…
…okay… back to the episode…
…The Doctor running away from ‘the giggle’ climbing out of the piano on the rooftop… “run!… run!… we’ve got to hide!”…
…Ruby:… “but you never hide!”…
…okaaaaaaaay!… how does Ruby know that he
‘NEVER HIDES’?… he did on ‘Space Babies’… he ran and hid from the snot bogeyman in episode one… he’s doing the same thing in this…
EPISODE TWO… so why does she say… “but you never hide!”… I mean… it seems like she’s only been with him for 10 minutes or so since boarding The Tardis so what does she base “but you never hide!” on?… here I go again… it makes no sense…
…by the way… isn’t Maestro over hamming it up a bit?… I feel like I’m watching a kids Pantomime villain… “look out!… she’s behind you!”… she / he has such an American accent too… (some work for Disney extras maybe?)…
…now we see Maestro close the little old lady’s curtains ‘Punch and Judy’ style before Maestro beats the fuck out of her for daring to play a piano…
…The Doctor:… when asked a question by Ruby he says “I don’t know!”… and then Ruby says…
“BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW!”…
…okaaaaaaaay (part two)… how the hell does she
KNOW that?… again… she’s been with him for one episode before this one… so how does she know that?… yet again… it makes no sense…
…then we see them with Maestro in a dark lit studio and under spot lights… (like in a Pantomime… Maestro is acting like a Pantomime villain after all)… so our once great show has come down to this?… I feel like I’m watching an episode of ‘Glee’ or something… it’s now become pathetic to me as far as I’m concerned…
…the musical notes acting as a rope and pulling Ruby along on the floor?… are we watching Disney’s ‘Fantasia’ now?… when does this shit finish?… when does the Disney influence stop?…
…so now we have a ‘music battle’ on… again the flying musical notes… I did this Photoshop many moons ago as a joke…
…it seems as if my joke has now come true… are we going to see Dr Who become a full on musical show?… it seems like every second show is a musical episode nowadays… it’s beginning to suck… Russell T… we get it… Ncuti can sing and dance but do we have to have it shoved down our throats every 5 minutes?… end of part one:… cheers.