Episode Day 12 (19/09/2014) Daily Show

Ratings would go up by just taking Travis and Gemma out today. Then start the live feeds or semi-live comments/photos again like last year.
 
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Is is just me, or does Lawson look like Glenn Ridge?


Anyway, aside from the magic show and the burst of activity in the morning, this episode was downright dull. My attention's already divided as is.
 
Was the ep decent? I haven't been able to pay attention to BB last couple days as I've had a major deadline due this weekend, but I'll hopefully catch up on Sunday! :D
 
the magic show tricks should be set up as videos to be watched on jumpin definitely not a 1/4-1/3 of a 30 (23 if you count the ads) daily show, the daily show should be for interactions, gossip & bonding sessions between the HM's...
 
EagleEye said:
Same here, Friends was great. Joey and Chandler were the reason I watched, I loved the way the actors interacted :) Wish they would do a Friends movie, like they did with Sex & the City lol

I hope you figure out the hand gesture thingy too! I'm interested to know what you are thinking of now!!
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Early Friends...LOVE! Once Monica and Chandler got together...ruination.
 
BigBrotherCritic said:
Ryan, after a long day of designing graphics, wanted to unwind to a good DVD and maybe even a line of crack. He went to his wallet and saw that it was bare! What was he to do? He couldn't possibly unwind without the subtle scent of crack lingering in his mouth! Still he went to the backstreets, hoping that the drug dealers would be generous for he was a regular customer of him. He met up with the drug dealer, lingering in his usual corner of the dark alleyway.
"Hello Dan the Drug Man! How are you?" Said Ryan,
"I am good, what can I get you today? A Perfect Pinga? A Wicked Weed? Spicy Ice?" Said Dan the Drug Man!
"I want some Cunt-Worthy Crack thanks but I don't have any money!"
"Oh Dear," said Dan, "Well there is a job you could do for me and if you do it properly, you might get a freebie!"
"Cool! What is is this job?"
"It's called a Blow-Job"
"Do you have excess leaves in your garden you want me to blow out with an Air Blower?
"No you fucking wanker! I want you to suck my dick!!!"
"Oh okay then!" Ryan then proceeded to pull down Dan the Drug Man's trousers to his knees and gave him the worlds best blowjob. Back and forth he went, making it go deeper into his throat with every forward motion. Dan was certainly enjoying this as all Ryan could hear were sounds of intense pleasure.
"I'm gonna blow" Whispered Dan as his package of love was delivered down Ryan's throat. "That was entirely satisfactory for a line of crack!" Dan then proceeded to give Ryan a small plastic bag full of crack which he took with glee! Ryan ran back to his house and got out an American $100 Bill and snorted the substance. He then watched "The Little Mermaid" on his TV!

The End!
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Wow. just... wow.
 
oh FFS why not just call it the daily Lawson / Magic show....too bad if you aren't a fan of either....
 
I really hope this season gets more interesting...oh and thats nice that Jason in all sincerity (I use that term facetiously) can really see himself being friends with everyone on the outside and is keen to catch up with everyone when the season finishes....he must have alot of spare time and very low bench marks for what constitutes a friendship....
 
So I'm just catching up with this episode now...

  • Prisus SLAYING in her MOTHER TONGUE. Serving SMARTS and STYLE.
  • omg SANDWICH FILLINGS are a FABULOUS topic of discussion and even better source of entertainment.
  • This horrendous magic show wasn't forced by the producers at all....
  • Should've stabbed Lisa
  • Kelly is having NONE of it. Slay bitch.
  • "Whaaaaat?!" "Magic!" "Whaaaat?!" "Magic!" stfu
  • More couple bullshit. DIRE.
  • Watching Travis flirt with Aisha is like teaching a toddler to stroke a cat gently.
  • Do secure people go to the gym 3 times a day, Dion?
  • IS PRISUS ABOUT TO GO IN ON GAMMA?!! YASSSS BAD BITCH DRAG HA GIANT ASS BACK TO CHERNOBYL
  • YASSS PRISUS STRUT TO HA AND DELIVER
  • YASSSS PRISUS, LOGIC, REASON, MATURITY, BEAUTY, INCENSE
  • ....tears and peg at the door listening better not be shady....
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSs DELIVER US FROM EVIL PRISUS
  • Gamma was the THIRD WHEEL in a discussion between Prisus and Travis?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  • Prisus doing THE MOST charity work by TALKING to Travis. When will Mother Theresa?
  • Gamma you look like a dickhead right no
  • "I can't keep up" Prisus: "YOU WILL" SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  • Jake and Gamma are going down. DRAG THEM TO HELL, PRISUS.
  • Sandrama, sis, Sam is UGLY. The NEANDERTHAL is STRONG in that one. Slayvid is hot.
  • Jason serving RUBBISH GAI BOI teas
  • Jake only finally getting off Jason because he just got off himself
Ugh. Prisus. The DIGNITY and STRENGTH...
 
MADONNA said:
So I'm just catching up with this episode now...

  • Prisus SLAYING in her MOTHER TONGUE. Serving SMARTS and STYLE.
  • omg SANDWICH FILLINGS are a FABULOUS topic of discussion and even better source of entertainment.
  • This horrendous magic show wasn't forced by the producers at all....
  • Should've stabbed Lisa
  • Kelly is having NONE of it. Slay bitch.
  • "Whaaaaat?!" "Magic!" "Whaaaat?!" "Magic!" stfu
  • More couple bullshit. DIRE.
  • Watching Travis flirt with Aisha is like teaching a toddler to stroke a cat gently.
  • Do secure people go to the gym 3 times a day, Dion?
  • IS PRISUS ABOUT TO GO IN ON GAMMA?!! YASSSS BAD BITCH DRAG HA GIANT ASS BACK TO CHERNOBYL
  • YASSS PRISUS STRUT TO HA AND DELIVER
  • YASSSS PRISUS, LOGIC, REASON, MATURITY, BEAUTY, INCENSE
  • ....tears and peg at the door listening better not be shady....
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSs DELIVER US FROM EVIL PRISUS
  • Gamma was the THIRD WHEEL in a discussion between Prisus and Travis?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  • Prisus doing THE MOST charity work by TALKING to Travis. When will Mother Theresa?
  • Gamma you look like a dickhead right no
  • "I can't keep up" Prisus: "YOU WILL" SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  • Jake and Gamma are going down. DRAG THEM TO HELL, PRISUS.
  • Sandrama, sis, Sam is UGLY. The NEANDERTHAL is STRONG in that one. Slayvid is hot.
  • Jason serving RUBBISH GAI BOI teas
  • Jake only finally getting off Jason because he just got off himself
Ugh. Prisus. The DIGNITY and STRENGTH...
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HAHAHAHA!! OMG YASS I love this breakdown!!
 
Hey, can someone help me out? What was the name of the poster who used to do an analysis of the show near the end of the daily show thread, each day, titled 'thoughts'?

He was one of my favourite posters last year. Seemed to fade away after Mikkayla left. Cannot for the life of me remember his name, though I can see his hulking avi in my mind's eye. Come back favourite poster whose name I can't recall!
 
Melore said:
Hey, can someone help me out? What was the name of the poster who used to do an analysis of the show near the end of the daily show thread, each day, titled 'thoughts'?

He was one of my favourite posters last year. Seemed to fade away after Mikkayla left. Cannot for the life of me remember his name, though I can see his hulking avi in my mind's eye. Come back favourite poster whose name I can't recall!
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@riddim
 
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