...thanks for that link too Lindsay...
...I've been thinking that very same thing for quite a while now Lindsay...
if they win this then I am
so tempted to declare that they were set up to be the winners from day one and that they weren't 'a couple' until Big Brother made them one just days before they entered the house... not only that... also that I've been way over generous in crediting Stiffy for all of the corniest lines and corniest script writing in the
whole wide World when in fact it was probably
Big Brother himself writing... '
The Greatest Love Story Of The Century'... I would also be
so tempted to declare that Channel 5 probably wanted a '
Fairytale-They-Live-Happily-Ever-After' type of finale' this time around in a terribly desperate attempt to get big ratings this year...
...I'm no expert in body language but the way that Stiffy and Chlorine interact with each other is like they are 'actors' playing a role in a Z-Grade Romance movie... they are so wooden in their movements... they don't really caress each other... they run their hands up and down each other as if they are painting a wall... when they talk dirty to each other it sounds like a very bad Porno movie... (ahem!... not as if I know what a Porno movie sounds like of course!
)...
...of course all of this could be just the mere mad ramblings of a cynical old fart that hates it when people try to portray crap such as fake 'romances' to be genuine and thinking that those very same people are clueless gullible idiots that really believe it to be true...
OR... you too
could be tempted to declare that it was all a badly set up bullshit 'romance' from the beginning by Big Brother... either way... even the thought of them two winning this makes me feel sick...
...I would love it for all of the housemates to sit down and watch every clip of Stiffy and Chlorine non-stop to gauge what they think at the end of it... I think that they would be mega pissed off with it all just knowing that they fell for it all and believed it to be true while they were right there in the house with them... as I said in an earlier post... I think that there are some groups of people in Britain that are hell bent in making them the winners just to take the piss out of all of us... just for a big laugh... just to make a mockery of the whole show itself... but we are talking about Channel 5 aren't we?... any publicity is good publicity isn't it?...
...I'm making a prediction now...
if they win this they will be together for a year or two to gain the maximum publicity possible on the crest of the wave with the '
The Greatest Love Story Of The Century That Won Celebrity Big Brother!' to make themselves rich... if they
don't win this... they will probably 'break up' within a couple of weeks or months to the headlines of... '
The Greatest Love Story Of The Century Is Over!"... and there will be both of them doing their 'break up' stories in every British women's magazine possible with them milking it for all of their worth... that's how fake I believe this to all be...
...anyhow... enough of my insane babbling's.... enough of my crazy conspiracy theories... enough of my distrust in everything that Channel 5 present to us all as being true... I'll end this very long diatribe now just to put you all out of of your misery from reading it lol!... oh!... and for the record...
Yes!... I do hate Stiffy and Chlorine... lol!... cheers.
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