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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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...today's highlight show:... it looks like Austin is trying to make up with James yet again... (we can see who the male and female are in that relationship can't we?)... lol!... Bobby gives fatherly advice to Stiffy and Chlorine as if they are in an actual relationship 
... (how can the housemates and the British public keep buying this fake drivel?... surely they can see that it is all an act?... surely?... they can't possibly be THAT stupid can they?)... do you know what?... I have a sneaking suspicion that some of the viewing public are keeping these two in just to take the piss out of all of us!... I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this same group of people lobby to make them the eventual winners of it just to have a big laugh on all of us sane viewers to be honest!... they HAVE to be taking the piss!... there is no way that people can be THAT stupid!... it defies logical thinking!... there!... I've said it!...
...now Janice is giving the 'motherly talk' to Stiffy and Chlorine... OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!... STOP TREATING THOSE TWO AS A COUPLE WILL YOU?... JUST HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE?
... I can't stand it anymore!... you are all finally starting to crack me!... you are all finally starting to do my fucking head in!... thank God that there are only 2 or 3 days left of this!... thank god that I will not ever see Stiffy and Chlorine again once this show finishes!... 
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...the results of the housemates 'vote to evict' are shown on the TV screen... here is the list of the housemates that got nominated and by whom...
Janice: ... Bobby/Sherrie/Austin and Jennitals...
Jennitals: ...Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine/James and Janice...
Bobby: ... Jennitals/Austin/Janice and Sherrie...
Austin: ... Bobby/Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine and James...
...Big Brother announces that Janice/Bobby/Jennitals and Austin are up for eviction... (obviously all hell will be breaking loose between Austin and James from the looks on Austin's face)...
...Stiffy and Chlorine then did their... "oh!... hey babe... we're not up for eviction"...'act all shocked' routine and then went instantly into the 'golly gosh!... we're in the final!'... routine... is there no end to their fakery?...
...let me translate what the third panel means:... "that means we've got to the final- it doesn't matter"... translates to... "all my scripts have fucking worked!... we've suckered in not only the housemates... we've suckered in the entire population of Great Britain!... fuck!... how good am I?... it doesn't matter now... we don't have to 'act' now... I don't have to write any more scripts at night!... I can finally get some sleep!... all we have to do now is go with the final script and make up from our 'lovers tiff' and do the big reunion scene that I wrote before we even came into the house and we will win this!!!!... the last panel is him realising just how good that they have deceived everyone... he now believes that he is magnificent!... he is marvellous!... he got away with it!!!!... Chlorine's just sitting there like a stunned mullet just not believing that the British public are that bloody stupid!... as do I...
...anyhow... back to the show... Jennitals and Austin are sulking and plotting and planning and are seeking revenge as usual... Janice and 'the lovers' etc are in the garden saying something... fast forward... Natasha/Austin and Jennitals are talking with Natasha having to defend herself from them... she walks off (which was predictable)... back from the break... James does his soliloquy in the garden... meanwhile... all the 'bitchin' an fightin' is brewing in the kitchen...
...oh golly gosh!... heaven forbid!... Janice is in the Diary Room with her envelope from 'Rocky'!... and golly gosh!... Chlorine just happened to rescue it from the garbage bin and handed it to her!... and oh goodness gracious me!... she brought it to the Diary Room to 'hand it in' to Big Brother 'without having read it' to ease her conscience!... how gracious of her!... well blow me down!... because she was so gracious to come and 'hand it in without having read it' Big Brother tells her that she is allowed to 'read it to Big Brother now if you like?... it's entirely your choice'!... Janice doesn't even bat an eyelid and says... "really?... it is my choice and if you can see I can read it to you right now... and I've got permission from... I've got permission... **sob**... I don't know what to do!"... again... without batting an eyelid she opens the letter and reads it out loud 'for Big Brother!'... oh wow!... what a sacrifice on her part eh?... she did it for... (no!... NOT herself... but for Big Brother!)... what a woman!!!!!...
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...WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GREAT PERFORMANCE!... WHAT A MASTERFUL PLAN!... (this is the part where I tell you all... I TOLD YOU SO!)... **gloat!... gloat!... gloat!**... (now is the part where I blow my own trumpet)... I NAILED IT!!!... lol!... as soon as she put it in the bin and not the fire I knew exactly what she was up to lol!... (okay...you have all suffered enough with my ego trip outburst... I'll shut up about it now lol!)... she 'reads it to Big Brother'... another great performance while reading it lol!...
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...I so hope that Big Brother eventually plays that back for Austin to see... I really do!... he would go ballistic!... lol!...
...meanwhile... Jennitals is telling James that he 'mother-fucked his friends over'
... FFS Jennitals... just shut up and stop speaking eh?... Austin walks in during it and joins forces with her... an argument ensues of course... Austin walks off... Jennitals just keeps on talking... Austin returns and his tag team partner then just keeps on interrupting and won't allow James to finish what he's saying... SHUT THE FUCK UP JENNITALS!!!!... ... Natasha warns James that if an argument starts up tonight in the bedroom that she is going to "lose her shit!"... Austin comes in and picks a fight with Janice and calls her a vile word and talks disgusting to her... (how Big Brother allowed him to say those things to her is way beyond my comprehension)... Natasha lives up to her promise and 'loses her shit' with him and shouts back at Austin...
...my view on this?... Austin is a vile foul-mouthed scumbag who should've been instantly evicted right there on the spot... Big Brother should be ashamed of themselves for not doing it!... not doing it just condones what he did to as far as I'm concerned... who cares less about Austin crying away in the Diary Room because of those very actions... he asks to be "let out of the house right now!" but Big Brother doesn't allow him to go... Austin goes back into the house apologising and crying his eyes out but the damage is now done... get him out!... you just don't talk to women like that... if I was in there when he did that I would've punched his vile mouth out!... he was my favourite to win this but now he can go die in hell as far as I'm concerned... you just don't treat women like that!... the vile pig!... his tears were all an act in my opinion... get him and Jennitals out peoples... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
... (how can the housemates and the British public keep buying this fake drivel?... surely they can see that it is all an act?... surely?... they can't possibly be THAT stupid can they?)... do you know what?... I have a sneaking suspicion that some of the viewing public are keeping these two in just to take the piss out of all of us!... I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this same group of people lobby to make them the eventual winners of it just to have a big laugh on all of us sane viewers to be honest!... they HAVE to be taking the piss!... there is no way that people can be THAT stupid!... it defies logical thinking!... there!... I've said it!......now Janice is giving the 'motherly talk' to Stiffy and Chlorine... OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!... STOP TREATING THOSE TWO AS A COUPLE WILL YOU?... JUST HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE?
... I can't stand it anymore!... you are all finally starting to crack me!... you are all finally starting to do my fucking head in!... thank God that there are only 2 or 3 days left of this!... thank god that I will not ever see Stiffy and Chlorine again once this show finishes!... ......the results of the housemates 'vote to evict' are shown on the TV screen... here is the list of the housemates that got nominated and by whom...
Janice: ... Bobby/Sherrie/Austin and Jennitals...
Jennitals: ...Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine/James and Janice...
Bobby: ... Jennitals/Austin/Janice and Sherrie...
Austin: ... Bobby/Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine and James...
...Big Brother announces that Janice/Bobby/Jennitals and Austin are up for eviction... (obviously all hell will be breaking loose between Austin and James from the looks on Austin's face)...
...Stiffy and Chlorine then did their... "oh!... hey babe... we're not up for eviction"...'act all shocked' routine and then went instantly into the 'golly gosh!... we're in the final!'... routine... is there no end to their fakery?...
...let me translate what the third panel means:... "that means we've got to the final- it doesn't matter"... translates to... "all my scripts have fucking worked!... we've suckered in not only the housemates... we've suckered in the entire population of Great Britain!... fuck!... how good am I?... it doesn't matter now... we don't have to 'act' now... I don't have to write any more scripts at night!... I can finally get some sleep!... all we have to do now is go with the final script and make up from our 'lovers tiff' and do the big reunion scene that I wrote before we even came into the house and we will win this!!!!... the last panel is him realising just how good that they have deceived everyone... he now believes that he is magnificent!... he is marvellous!... he got away with it!!!!... Chlorine's just sitting there like a stunned mullet just not believing that the British public are that bloody stupid!... as do I...
...anyhow... back to the show... Jennitals and Austin are sulking and plotting and planning and are seeking revenge as usual
... Janice and 'the lovers' etc are in the garden saying something... fast forward... Natasha/Austin and Jennitals are talking with Natasha having to defend herself from them... she walks off (which was predictable)... back from the break... James does his soliloquy in the garden... meanwhile... all the 'bitchin' an fightin' is brewing in the kitchen......oh golly gosh!... heaven forbid!... Janice is in the Diary Room with her envelope from 'Rocky'!... and golly gosh!... Chlorine just happened to rescue it from the garbage bin and handed it to her!... and oh goodness gracious me!... she brought it to the Diary Room to 'hand it in' to Big Brother 'without having read it' to ease her conscience!... how gracious of her!... well blow me down!... because she was so gracious to come and 'hand it in without having read it' Big Brother tells her that she is allowed to 'read it to Big Brother now if you like?... it's entirely your choice'!... Janice doesn't even bat an eyelid and says... "really?... it is my choice and if you can see I can read it to you right now... and I've got permission from... I've got permission... **sob**... I don't know what to do!"... again... without batting an eyelid she opens the letter and reads it out loud 'for Big Brother!'... oh wow!... what a sacrifice on her part eh?... she did it for... (no!... NOT herself... but for Big Brother!)... what a woman!!!!!...
......WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GREAT PERFORMANCE!... WHAT A MASTERFUL PLAN!... (this is the part where I tell you all... I TOLD YOU SO!)... **gloat!... gloat!... gloat!**... (now is the part where I blow my own trumpet)... I NAILED IT!!!... lol!... as soon as she put it in the bin and not the fire I knew exactly what she was up to lol!... (okay...you have all suffered enough with my ego trip outburst... I'll shut up about it now lol!)... she 'reads it to Big Brother'... another great performance while reading it lol!...
......I so hope that Big Brother eventually plays that back for Austin to see... I really do!... he would go ballistic!... lol!...
...meanwhile... Jennitals is telling James that he 'mother-fucked his friends over'
... FFS Jennitals... just shut up and stop speaking eh?... Austin walks in during it and joins forces with her... an argument ensues of course... Austin walks off... Jennitals just keeps on talking... Austin returns and his tag team partner then just keeps on interrupting and won't allow James to finish what he's saying... SHUT THE FUCK UP JENNITALS!!!!... ... Natasha warns James that if an argument starts up tonight in the bedroom that she is going to "lose her shit!"... Austin comes in and picks a fight with Janice and calls her a vile word and talks disgusting to her... (how Big Brother allowed him to say those things to her is way beyond my comprehension)... Natasha lives up to her promise and 'loses her shit' with him and shouts back at Austin......my view on this?... Austin is a vile foul-mouthed scumbag who should've been instantly evicted right there on the spot... Big Brother should be ashamed of themselves for not doing it!... not doing it just condones what he did to as far as I'm concerned... who cares less about Austin crying away in the Diary Room because of those very actions... he asks to be "let out of the house right now!" but Big Brother doesn't allow him to go... Austin goes back into the house apologising and crying his eyes out but the damage is now done... get him out!... you just don't talk to women like that... if I was in there when he did that I would've punched his vile mouth out!... he was my favourite to win this but now he can go die in hell as far as I'm concerned... you just don't treat women like that!... the vile pig!... his tears were all an act in my opinion... get him and Jennitals out peoples... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
...you are so spot on about that Dystopia... I wish Big Brother could go to Channel 10 without restrictions at an appropriate hour and have it permanently on an 'R' rating and stop doing the 'family orientated' version for the weeny-boppers and cater for the adults like the show should be geared for... but then again... that's just my two cents worth ... cheers.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Why do I get the impression you don't like Stiffy very much Sticky? (See how I handled that without a slip-up?) And the poor princess Chlo... whatever her name is. She did a pretty good Southern twang, her best performance yet, her chaperon Janice was thinking what filthy habit is my protege picking up and from WHERE?
Austin yes, he is not dumb but he is oh so brainwashed into the North American way of thinking. Listening to both, Austin and Jenna it is so obvious that they are singing from the same song-sheet, as did Farrah... where does it all come from? Are they watching too much rubbish TV like Soaps and Reality?... ooops...
James is either super-patient or naive. He has a talk with Jenna whom he can easily handle - in walks Austin, here we go again two versus one with very loud American voices and James hangs in there. He should walk out straight away. Another time he talks to Austin and Jenna walks in, same scenario. But I think James has finally woken up to it... he asked Austin to follow him outside for a one on one but... now here I saw the real battle-hardened Austin. He wouldn't go outside without Jenna in their wake because he knew that James was right and would have dismantled his argumentation bit by bit. This, if I remember correctly wasn't long before his cry-baby session in the DR.
I knew Austin would play dirty in the end but that was piss weak.
...today's highlight show:... it looks like Austin is trying to make up with James yet again... (we can see who the male and female are in that relationship can't we?)... lol!... Bobby gives fatherly advice to Stiffy and Chlorine as if they are in an actual relationship
...now Janice is giving the 'motherly talk' to Stiffy and Chlorine... OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!... STOP TREATING THOSE TWO AS A COUPLE WILL YOU?... JUST HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE?
...the results of the housemates 'vote to evict' are shown on the TV screen... here is the list of the housemates that got nominated and by whom...
Janice: ... Bobby/Sherrie/Austin and Jennitals...
Jennitals: ...Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine/James and Janice...
Bobby: ... Jennitals/Austin/Janice and Sherrie...
Austin: ... Bobby/Natasha/Stiffy-Chlorine and James...
...Big Brother announces that Janice/Bobby/Jennitals and Austin are up for eviction... (obviously all hell will be breaking loose between Austin and James from the looks on Austin's face)...
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...Stiffy and Chlorine then did their... "oh!... hey babe... we're not up for eviction"...'act all shocked' routine and then went instantly into the 'golly gosh!... we're in the final!'... routine... is there no end to their fakery?...
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...let me translate what the third panel means:... "that means we've got to the final- it doesn't matter"... translates to... "all my scripts have fucking worked!... we've suckered in not only the housemates... we've suckered in the entire population of Great Britain!... fuck!... how good am I?... it doesn't matter now... we don't have to 'act' now... I don't have to write any more scripts at night!... I can finally get some sleep!... all we have to do now is go with the final script and make up from our 'lovers tiff' and do the big reunion scene that I wrote before we even came into the house and we will win this!!!!... the last panel is him realising just how good that they have deceived everyone... he now believes that he is magnificent!... he is marvellous!... he got away with it!!!!... Chlorine's just sitting there like a stunned mullet just not believing that the British public are that bloody stupid!... as do I...
...anyhow... back to the show... Jennitals and Austin are sulking and plotting and planning and are seeking revenge as usual
...oh golly gosh!... heaven forbid!... Janice is in the Diary Room with her envelope from 'Rocky'!... and golly gosh!... Chlorine just happened to rescue it from the garbage bin and handed it to her!... and oh goodness gracious me!... she brought it to the Diary Room to 'hand it in' to Big Brother 'without having read it' to ease her conscience!... how gracious of her!... well blow me down!... because she was so gracious to come and 'hand it in without having read it' Big Brother tells her that she is allowed to 'read it to Big Brother now if you like?... it's entirely your choice'!... Janice doesn't even bat an eyelid and says... "really?... it is my choice and if you can see I can read it to you right now... and I've got permission from... I've got permission... **sob**... I don't know what to do!"... again... without batting an eyelid she opens the letter and reads it out loud 'for Big Brother!'... oh wow!... what a sacrifice on her part eh?... she did it for... (no!... NOT herself... but for Big Brother!)... what a woman!!!!!...
...WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GREAT PERFORMANCE!... WHAT A MASTERFUL PLAN!... (this is the part where I tell you all... I TOLD YOU SO!)... **gloat!... gloat!... gloat!**... (now is the part where I blow my own trumpet)... I NAILED IT!!!... lol!... as soon as she put it in the bin and not the fire I knew exactly what she was up to lol!... (okay...you have all suffered enough with my ego trip outburst... I'll shut up about it now lol!)... she 'reads it to Big Brother'... another great performance while reading it lol!...
...I so hope that Big Brother eventually plays that back for Austin to see... I really do!... he would go ballistic!... lol!...
...meanwhile... Jennitals is telling James that he 'mother-fucked his friends over'
...my view on this?... Austin is a vile foul-mouthed scumbag who should've been instantly evicted right there on the spot... Big Brother should be ashamed of themselves for not doing it!... not doing it just condones what he did to as far as I'm concerned... who cares less about Austin crying away in the Diary Room because of those very actions... he asks to be "let out of the house right now!" but Big Brother doesn't allow him to go... Austin goes back into the house apologising and crying his eyes out but the damage is now done... get him out!... you just don't talk to women like that... if I was in there when he did that I would've punched his vile mouth out!... he was my favourite to win this but now he can go die in hell as far as I'm concerned... you just don't treat women like that!... the vile pig!... his tears were all an act in my opinion... get him and Jennitals out peoples... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
You see I told you AUSTIN is a ASSHOLE who HATES women...nasty,vile piece of S***T
and furthermore that's AGEISM...disrespectful B%#@rd
and another thing FAKE COUPLE the british public see through you..they are just
voting you to the final so that they can laugh when you LOSE.....joke will be on those too then.
P.S Sorry Mr Sticky....ranting on your rant
Dystopia
Flying so high..
They made a big mistake when they decided to lump in BB with all the other Reality shows. The concept of the premise is imo not suitable for children in the first place, with or without sex. Why? Because it's about DYSTOPIA for cryin' out loud... that's bound to be scary.
We also shouldn't forget "Iron Man" John Howard who, as the Emperor had some clout and decided BB was not good for the country. After a hiatus of what... 3 years? BB AUS was back, watered down and made into a kid's show. I suggested at the time to broadcast it on ABC 2 - at least it wouldn't collide with Chanel 9's all important footy... but was anybody listening? Of course not.
I then felt like "The Scoop" must be feeling every time he lays the cRap on you guys.
Yes, it's in the plural crimmy
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I had intended to post this yesterday but since y'all appeared to go into cardiac arrest when I posted the other one of Jenna , I thought I'd give you a break.
PROMISE: There is NO NUDITY in this clip - I find it interesting though. This is from 1995 when Jenna was 21. There is absolutely no resemblance to Jenna now and I'm not just talking about the physical parts, tattoos and face etc. Even the voice is different and her demeanour, .... what puzzles me most is where the Kosher came from, are there many Jews in Las Vegas?
Howard Stern -- eat your heart out Alan Jones
And for those of you with a fairly good eyesight... can you see a duckbill? NO you can't.
PROMISE: There is NO NUDITY in this clip - I find it interesting though. This is from 1995 when Jenna was 21. There is absolutely no resemblance to Jenna now and I'm not just talking about the physical parts, tattoos and face etc. Even the voice is different and her demeanour, .... what puzzles me most is where the Kosher came from, are there many Jews in Las Vegas?
Howard Stern -- eat your heart out Alan Jones
And for those of you with a fairly good eyesight... can you see a duckbill? NO you can't.
she looks like as totally different person
...todays BOTS:... aw crap!... they are going to have the families on the phone again saying the same old same old shit as usual ... 'Doctor Dance' is on again... great!... on the panel tonight are (it better not be that fat turd Scoop)... Leslie Joseph/Ben Dover/John McCrirrick and Nina Wadia... all the panel are talking about James nominating Austin and one or two are saying that James has a 'game-plan'... OF COURSE HE HAS!... all of them are!... that's what they are in there for you idiots!... this is how I see James...
1. he did his homework and 'Googled' all of the in-going housemates...
2. he saw that Austin... (because of his previous work on reality shows)... would probably be the 'enemy' to keep close to and thus avoid any shit with him during the run of the show... (remember... he made that 'keep your enemies closer' statement before?)...
3. he used Austin to 'watch his back' while the toxic twins were on the rampage all of the time...
4. at the start of the final week he decided that he no longer needed to have him as a friend because of his impeding slow meltdown and decided to start turning on Austin... (he wanted to distance himself from Austin before he got too vile)...
5. as part of that he started taking the 'high moral ground' and went for Austin's throat that endeared himself to all in the house and also the whole of Great Britain...
7. he will probably now win this... he did not have to be nasty to anyone in the house at any time to achieve this... he is the smartest player in the house and the nicest and probably the most honest alongside Natasha and possibly Sherrie...
8. he is a master games-man...
...anyhow... back to BOTS... I so like John McCrirrick's views on BOTS... he always says it how it is lol!... OMG!... they show some 'mantub' action...
...'Today's News'... Janice actually makes Austin laugh!
... they show James apologising to Jennitals for nominating her and she just lays there doing her lashes saying "thank you"... ... Jennitals talks about always receiving... 'dick pics and chick bits' from people over the social media because of who she is... (no surprises there eh?)...
...I didn't heed Rylan's warning not to watch... I knew that it was going to be about them... I knew that it was going to be awful and yet I still watched it!... they show Stiffy and Chlorine in a cupboard or something playing with each others body parts and...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!... MY EYES!...MY EYES!!!!...
...yes Rylan did warn us... but yes I still watched!... what was I thinking?... I have nobody to blame but myself!... what Ben Dover said after the clip made me go to water lol!... (he is in the Porn industry making the movies)... AND HE SAYS THAT THEY ARE FAKE TOO!... (who woulda thunk it eh?)... he said... "let's face it... Chloe is never going to look at Stevie one day and think to herself... I wonder what he's going to be like when his looks go?"...... <-- pure gold right there folks!... in regards to Clorine he said... "she's fit and I would ride her like a stolen bike!"... ...
...'Doctor Dance' comes on... as per usual his segment is a riot lol!... (for me at least)... but he spoilt it all by saying that he wanted Stiffy and Chlorine to win it "for a laugh!"... don't even say that Doctor Dance... not even in jest!!!... (he's probably one of those people that are trying to get them to win it just to piss us all off!)...
... the 'family and friends' phone calls some on and I fast forward... (I see Scoop on fast forward so I just keep letting it go lol!)... the end of the show... cheers.
... 'Doctor Dance' is on again... great!... on the panel tonight are (it better not be that fat turd Scoop)... Leslie Joseph/Ben Dover/John McCrirrick and Nina Wadia... all the panel are talking about James nominating Austin and one or two are saying that James has a 'game-plan'... OF COURSE HE HAS!... all of them are!... that's what they are in there for you idiots!... this is how I see James...1. he did his homework and 'Googled' all of the in-going housemates...
2. he saw that Austin... (because of his previous work on reality shows)... would probably be the 'enemy' to keep close to and thus avoid any shit with him during the run of the show... (remember... he made that 'keep your enemies closer' statement before?)...
3. he used Austin to 'watch his back' while the toxic twins were on the rampage all of the time...
4. at the start of the final week he decided that he no longer needed to have him as a friend because of his impeding slow meltdown and decided to start turning on Austin... (he wanted to distance himself from Austin before he got too vile)...
5. as part of that he started taking the 'high moral ground' and went for Austin's throat that endeared himself to all in the house and also the whole of Great Britain...
7. he will probably now win this... he did not have to be nasty to anyone in the house at any time to achieve this... he is the smartest player in the house and the nicest and probably the most honest alongside Natasha and possibly Sherrie...
8. he is a master games-man...
...anyhow... back to BOTS... I so like John McCrirrick's views on BOTS... he always says it how it is lol!... OMG!... they show some 'mantub' action
... ...'Today's News'... Janice actually makes Austin laugh!
... they show James apologising to Jennitals for nominating her and she just lays there doing her lashes saying "thank you"... ... Jennitals talks about always receiving... 'dick pics and chick bits' from people over the social media because of who she is... (no surprises there eh?)... ...I didn't heed Rylan's warning not to watch... I knew that it was going to be about them... I knew that it was going to be awful and yet I still watched it!... they show Stiffy and Chlorine in a cupboard or something playing with each others body parts and...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!... MY EYES!...MY EYES!!!!...
...yes Rylan did warn us... but yes I still watched!... what was I thinking?... I have nobody to blame but myself!... what Ben Dover said after the clip made me go to water lol!... (he is in the Porn industry making the movies)... AND HE SAYS THAT THEY ARE FAKE TOO!... (who woulda thunk it eh?)... he said... "let's face it... Chloe is never going to look at Stevie one day and think to herself... I wonder what he's going to be like when his looks go?"...
... ......'Doctor Dance' comes on... as per usual his segment is a riot lol!... (for me at least)... but he spoilt it all by saying that he wanted Stiffy and Chlorine to win it "for a laugh!"... don't even say that Doctor Dance... not even in jest!!!... (he's probably one of those people that are trying to get them to win it just to piss us all off!)...
... the 'family and friends' phone calls some on and I fast forward... (I see Scoop on fast forward so I just keep letting it go lol!)... the end of the show... cheers.
I had intended to post this yesterday but since y'all appeared to go into cardiac arrest when I posted the other one of Jenna , I thought I'd give you a break.
PROMISE: There is NO NUDITY in this clip - I find it interesting though. This is from 1995 when Jenna was 21. There is absolutely no resemblance to Jenna now and I'm not just talking about the physical parts, tattoos and face etc. Even the voice is different and her demeanour, .... what puzzles me most is where the Kosher came from, are there many Jews in Las Vegas?
Howard Stern -- eat your heart out Alan Jones
And for those of you with a fairly good eyesight... can you see a duckbill? NO you can't.
not exactly telling the truth..this is from wikipedia
Jameson writes in her autobiography that in October 1990, when she was 16 years old and while the family was living on a cattle ranch in Fromberg, Montana, she was beaten with rocks and gang raped by four boys after a football game at Fromberg High School.[17] The incident began after she attempted to hitchhike home, and that she entered the car of the four boys while believing that she would be driven to her home.[17] She reported being raped a second time while still 16, by "Preacher", her boyfriend Jack's biker uncle.[17] Preacher has denied the rape ever occurred.[19] Rather than tell her father, she left home and moved in with Jack in her first serious relationship.[4][20]
huwman
Well-Known Member
are you suggesting she was lying in the interview or in the book?
Winterbourne
Unfallen Icarus
Re: your assessment of James....todays BOTS:... aw crap!... they are going to have the families on the phone again saying the same old same old shit as usual
1. he did his homework and 'Googled' all of the in-going housemates...
2. he saw that Austin... (because of his previous work on reality shows)... would probably be the 'enemy' to keep close to and thus avoid any shit with him during the run of the show... (remember... he made that 'keep your enemies closer' statement before?)...
3. he used Austin to 'watch his back' while the toxic twins were on the rampage all of the time...
4. at the start of the final week he decided that he no longer needed to have him as a friend because of his impeding slow meltdown and decided to start turning on Austin... (he wanted to distance himself from Austin before he got too vile)...
5. as part of that he started taking the 'high moral ground' and went for Austin's throat that endeared himself to all in the house and also the whole of Great Britain...
7. he will probably now win this... he did not have to be nasty to anyone in the house at any time to achieve this... he is the smartest player in the house and the nicest and probably the most honest alongside Natasha and possibly Sherrie...
8. he is a master games-man...
...anyhow... back to BOTS... I so like John McCrirrick's views on BOTS... he always says it how it is lol!... OMG!... they show some 'mantub' action
...'Today's News'... Janice actually makes Austin laugh!
...I didn't heed Rylan's warning not to watch... I knew that it was going to be about them... I knew that it was going to be awful and yet I still watched it!... they show Stiffy and Chlorine in a cupboard or something playing with each others body parts and...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!... MY EYES!...MY EYES!!!!...
...yes Rylan did warn us... but yes I still watched!... what was I thinking?... I have nobody to blame but myself!... what Ben Dover said after the clip made me go to water lol!... (he is in the Porn industry making the movies)... AND HE SAYS THAT THEY ARE FAKE TOO!... (who woulda thunk it eh?)... he said... "let's face it... Chloe is never going to look at Stevie one day and think to herself... I wonder what he's going to be like when his looks go?"...<--pure gold right there folks!... in regards to Clorine he said... "she's fit and I would ride her like a stolen bike!"...
...'Doctor Dance' comes on... as per usual his segment is a riot lol!... (for me at least)... but he spoilt it all by saying that he wanted Stiffy band Chlorine to win it "for a laugh!"... don't even say that Doctor Dance... not even in jest!!!... (he's probably one of those people that are trying to get them to win it just to piss us all off!)...
I see it differently. I think he genuonely got on with Austin the best at first, but once Scoop left Austin started acting like a dick. James tried to tell him to pull his head in, but Austin worsened, acting more and more like his country women. The final straw was when Austin had a hissy fit of infatuated teen angst because James said he knows his childhood friends better than he knows Austin ( or vice versa) and Austin just wouldn't have it, and since then, James tolerates and placates Austin, because he's loud and fights are annoying. Occasionally he tries to show him some respect by telling him, as he would want to be told, that he might want to check his behaviour. James sees this as 'if I had a booger hanging from my nose, I'd want my friend to tell me'. Austin rages that 'cor blimey, guv, 's hardly mateship' and starts another bloody row.
James has just had enough, since Austin stopped pretending to be British.
...oh wow!... what a great observation crimmy... now that you say that I do have to agree with you on that... yes for sure he did!...
...you did indeed Lindsay!... and you're are always welcome in my 'rant-a-thons'!... lol!...cheers.
...some good points there Winterbourne... I agree that Austin did start going off the rails more so than normal when Scoop left... I believe that as long as Scoop was still there he felt 'safe' knowing that there was another 'American guy' in the house with so many 'Brit guys' out numbering him... I think that James was clued up enough to realise that too... he then used it to his advantage in various ways... especially when Jennitals evil twin went and Jennitals started getting in to Austin's ear all of the time...
...as you say... James did genuinely get along with Austin but he grew to get along with him methinks... I think that he was probably surprised that he did... but I still think that he researched him first as part of his original game plan and his friendship just happened to grow naturally within that game plan myself... cheers.
in the interview,I cannot fathom any women doing porn without something having driven them to do it