Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

[crimmy]

wooooo hooo its kicking awf again!!!

Stephanie Davis gets an official warning from Big Brother after threatening to PUNCH 'f***ing diva' Gemma Collins in heated CBB row

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The young star, who was called in to the famous room to cool off after they came head to head, added in an expletive-laden rant: 'She's a f***ing diva, big lion headed c*** who's an absolute knob and people that do like her need to give their head a wobble because she's disgusting.' hilarious!!! "you need to give your head a wobble becausse ..." might have to be my new comeback


'You're a little s***!': CBB's Megan McKenna discovers love interest Scotty T isn't as single 'as he led her to believe'

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I can't even remember what his voice sounds like': CBB's Stephanie says she's 'forgotten' boyfriend Sam Reece as she declares her 'love' for Jeremy McConnell

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@Dystopia - just reminding you this is DAY12 - it took her 12 days to forget the bf she's been crying over in the DR


'I'm done with it': Angie Bowie threatens to leave the Celebrity Big Brother house after suffering a sleepless night

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[Cowie]

Angie wasn't really seen after her tantie in the diary room. Clearly it was heavily edited. She was furious one minute and all smiles the next, exited, didn't participate in the slime task and was nowhere to be seen during the steph/gemma spat and Gemma's ghost freak out.

Why have we seen almost nothing of Christopher? He better not win.

 

[crimmy]

Angie wasn't really seen after her tantie in the diary room. Clearly it was heavily edited. She was furious one minute and all smiles the next, exited, didn't participate in the slime task and was nowhere to be seen during the steph/gemma spat and Gemma's ghost freak out.

Why have we seen almost nothing of Christopher? He better not win.

she was probably allowed to have a Nana nap - I don't think they want too many walkers .. might start a mass exodus

with regard to Christopher - did he leave his personality at home or is that all he's got?

 

[adsyj]

Angie wasn't really seen after her tantie in the diary room. Clearly it was heavily edited. She was furious one minute and all smiles the next, exited, didn't participate in the slime task and was nowhere to be seen during the steph/gemma spat and Gemma's ghost freak out.

Why have we seen almost nothing of Christopher? He better not win.

You know I think what happens is Big brother says "no money for you if you walk out and break your contract"

We see this every year with these Diva celebrities threatening to walk out, rarely do they because the money is more important.

 

[adsyj]

Bit of a nothing episode today really.

Angie wakes up in a bad mood, realises she won't get paid if she leaves quickly changes her mind.

Stupid task.

The highlight obviously Steph getting stuck into Gemma. That could be interesting going forward though.

Simply not enough Mad Megan this episode for me.

 

[Dystopia]

So the beached Whale actually got off her ass... she did a lot of standing and finger-pointing and a little bit of walking during the show, something important must have been afoot... oh yes: Inform Stephanie that it is not right to pursue or have fun with a guy in the House while having a guy waiting outside.
Jeeeesussss F Christ!! What an effort that was. Alpha Whale has been sitting on this, brooding over it for days, and now that she finally thought the time is right to lay down the law, in other words, waltz over poor little Stephanie it was a half-cooked performance. But it's wrong... but it's wrong... but it's wrong... like a grandmother berating her grandchild.

Just what was alpha whale Gemma trying to accuse Stephanie of? That she's a whore? I got news for you despicable bulldozer with a bad accent YOU were a whore long before Stephanie was born... in fact, all females in the house are whores or they wouldn't be celebrities in the BB house in the first place.

And again we saw an appalling display of group cowardliness, as soon as the Whale had actually managed to articulate (sort of) what she'd been dying to pronounce, EVERYBODY chimed in. (with the exception of Tiffany perhaps, I didn't see her).

...and Jeremy? Instead of blackmailing Stephanie into a perfunctory commitment to make yourself look good, you could have brought your point across nicely to her instead of deliberately hurting her, you weak little bastard!!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Love this season!

The 3 Queens are giving me life! Queen Gemma, Queen Mega and Queen Tiffany.... Latest episode we see Gemma and Tiffany together.... Yassss, now all we need is Megan to join them and I will be in heaven.

Oh and at first I was a little sympethic towards to Stephanie, but she is making the situation worse and worse. Stop crying in the DR about your boyfriend!!!! You can't do that and as soon as you leave the DR run back to Jeremys bed. Gemma had every bloody right to call her out. They are in the big brother house, what happens in that house is everyone's business.... Bitching and moaning about any behaviour in that house is fair game.
Gemma for the Win!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...today's show:... "it's the morning afffter Nancy left der Big Brudder howse!"... it looks like Angie has made up her mind to walk now... lol!... bye Ange!... ... 'I'm done with it!... it's over... no amount of money will allow me to stay a minute longer" she firmly states... Stiff Fanny is trying to convince her to stay... (I bet the Big Brother producers are shitting themselves just in case this is the start of them all deciding one by one to go... they all go-no show... it's as simple as that!)... lol!... Stiff Fanny can't understand as to why Daniella has "got the hump"... with her... (perhaps it's because you are a sl... slow learner when it comes to the moral compass perhaps?)... Stiff Fanny looks like she's revelling in Daniella's misery to me...

...David Ghost is 'feeling sick'... (he should be thankful that he 's still barely alive and feeling anything at all methinks!)... he's always 'not well' as per usual because he just wants to get out of having to do the daily tasks that Gemma the Hutt enjoys so much and we all know it... there's a conversation happening between Stiff Fanny and Daniella in the toilet... I know this because we are just staring at a toilet door with the word '$oilet' written on a plaque... such riveting television indeed! ... Tiff-any-one is now talking with Jeremy while he's swimming in the pool about him nominating her... (either that or she just getting her rocks off while perving on him)... over to Angry Angie in the Diary Room...

..."passport-car-phone!... NOW!"... lol!... she's a heading for dem hills folks!... they should let her go though... look how much she has aged from the stress of being in there since she went in... it's only fair that they let her go methinks... ...



...Mighty Megan is telling Snotty T and Jeremy on how she got revenge on an ex boyfriend that was cheating on her and said... "don't fuck with me then!" after Snotty T made a comment lol!... Snotty T ends up walking out of the conversation... (I'm sure that he was holding onto his love spuds on the way out so that they don't end up as Mighty Megan's earrings)... 'Kristina is she still in the house?' is actually SPEAKING!!!!... she's speaking to King John in the kitchen about Angry Angie... King John doesn't believe that she will go... he's right... she doesn't... she returns to the house... Dopey Darren goes in for the instant 'welcome back' cuddle as quick as possible...

...oh dear... another task... (I do hope that Gemma the Hutt enjoys herself in this)... it's a 'balancing-the-scales-with-gunge' task... I can see that if Gemma the Hutt gets any of it in her hair then all hell is going to break loose!... I can see it now... "fuck this!... I need a fag break... NOW!"... Gemma the Hutt will get her way yet again... it's quite fun to watch surprisingly so!... haha!... I would've enjoyed doing that lol!... and who do we see cowering in a corner?... yep!... Gemma the Hutt lol!...

...she looks like managed to get herself a 'do-it-yourself' enema kit... lol!... it'll come in handy being that she is so full of shit! ... they have to make a decision on who were their saboteur on their side to win a party... but because Creepy Chris and Gemma the Hutt were chosen as their respective saboteurs they aren't allowed to join it lol!... "I tried soooo hard to try and win that game!" proclaims Gemma the Hutt ... they will be in jail during the party to be able to whinge and moan about it no doubt lol!... the first thing that she says in Jail is... "I'm never playing a game again if it ends up with me in Jail!"... hahahahaha!... Stiff Fanny says while drinking something about... "flashing her gash!"... um... yeah!... moving on... I wonder if we're in for another Mighty Megan meltdownn if she gets too drunk again?... lol!... (did I just see Tiff-any-one licking Jeremy's stomach??? )...

...the first thing that Gemma the Hutt says when 'released' from jail is "I think that we're free to join the party and can eat some canape's!"... lol!... that must've been all that she was thinking about the whole time in there lol!... she then tries to show to everyone about how big a martyr she is "for not chucking a 'hissy fit' and willingly getting in there"?... ... not one of them responded to her lol!...

...here we go... another task?... ... surprisinly so quite amusing in parts... Mighty Megan picking King Jjohn and King John picking Gemma the Hutt for instance... Dopey Darren picking Tiff-any-one was awkward to watch lol!... 'Kristina is she still in the house?"... is speaking yet again! ... wow!... Snotty T is giving Jeremy yet another 'mates talk' again with Creepy Chris trying his hardest to participate and offer advice too but they both basically ignore the biggest loser in great Britain and just keep talking... Gemma the Hutt is speaking to Tiff-any-one and is saying... "I would never make you feel under me... I see you as an equal!"... ... AS IF!!!!!!.... (stir the shitpot Gemma the Hutt... stir the shitpot love)... Daniella is talking to Tiff-any-one and Creepy Chris keeps trying to join in to add his two bob's worth and they just keep talking over him and trying to ignore him completely... AGAIN lol!... (it's not your day is it mate?)... lol!...

...Jeremy is trying to fob off Stiff Fanny and she starts blubbering... (well done Snotty T... the 'mate's talks' are working!)... Jeremy then says exactly what I wrote in my post last night!... "you cant have your cake and eat it too!"... hahahaha!... meanwhile Gemma the Hutt is pretending to be asleep listening in on the whole thing... next shot is her telling Daniella the whole thing lol!... (this is going to be fun if Stiff Fanny finds out that she was listening in on their conversation)... I hope that she finds out... I really do lol!... stir that shitpot Gemma the Hutt... stir that shitpot!...

...Stiff fanny can't remember her boyfriends voice?... what a load of crap!... she's hinting to Big Brother very sneakily to get him on the phone to talk to... that's all that is about methinks!... oh FFS!... now Stiff Fanny and Jeremy are in bed together... WTF?... (so much for your stand Jeremy?) ... oh here we go!... Gemma the Hutt is starting to give Stiff Fanny the 'alpha female looking down her nose and preaching to her' spiel... Gemma the Hutt is now in her element... oh my bejeezus!... Creepy Chris is trying YET AGAIN to take over now and hand out advice with all of his 'worldly knowledge of women' to Stiff Fanny and trying to talk over Gemma the Hutt!... ha!... this is brilliant!... (he'll be sliced diced and Julienned quick smart if he doesn't get out of the way lol!)... they all totally talk over him and ignore him YET AGAIN and continue the cat-fight... lol!... (that's 3 strikes and you're out Creepy Chris LOL!... Stiff Fanny says to her "I carn't wait fa yoo to see yaself wen yoor outta here to see wot a horrible monster yoo really are!"... haha!... Gemma just keeps repeating the same sentence over and over again because she's just run out of ammunition from the looks of it...and also to drown out whatever Stiff Fanny is trying to say too...

...cue Stiff Fanny going to the Diary Room... of course she wants out of the house too and blibbers and blobbers and then calls her a ''fookin c*nt!" (do any of them realise just what a disgusting word that actually is?... I'm no prude by any means but jeez!)... Gemma the Hutt is preening herself like the cat that just ate the canary back in the house... she is so revelling in this moment yet again... she has the floor and is now grand standing and cherishing it so much... Stiff Fanny wants to punch her in the face now... (like that's going to happen?)... "she's a fookin' diva... a big-headed lion-headed c*nt hoose an absolute knob... and people dat doo like her need to get dere 'eads wobbled becoose she's disgoosting!"... (it seems that only the women use the 'C' word to me... have any of the men said that word yet?... I can't remember)...

...they move Stiff Fanny to an isolated room for the night to let her calm down... now she's chucking a massive fidder fadder during her meltdown and keeps saying that she wants to leave... "now!"... ... (she's probably thinking that it worked for Mighty Megan to improve her status in the house so why not her methinks!)... even as they are all sleeping Gemma the Hutt is still wanting the limelight!... now she sees a ghost!!!!... (David Ghost has probably opened his coffin lid and got up to have a bomb run in the toilet most likely)... now she's going to go out the Exit door ... she would KNOW that the 'ghost face' in the mirror will be one of the camera crew in the camera run corridor but she still has to carry on to get the airtime solely on her!... I am so hating the C*W so much lately!... (please allow Stiff Fanny to get her wish... please let her back in the house to carry out her wish... please!!!!... end of show... now for BOTS to watch Rylan and the panel defend their precious Gemma the Hutt for her to win this! ... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

so Megan can analyse Stephanie's outburst ... maybe because as she told John earlier "obviously its all been sorted out" (and they're good) so now she's the expert ... she's being manipulated by Gemma

bloody Gemma WILL end up winning this at this rate

Stephanie IS in the wrong with her behaviour but who died and made Gemma the judge & jury in the house?
She's been wanting this for days and has been working to have it happen ... seized her opportunity

I thought the task was fun - it descended into bedlam - and all Gemma was doing was sitting down and not taking part ... too precious Gemma? or is that your pathetic idea of sabotage?

As for getting out of the carriage/jail and yelling out "Guys did you think I wouldn't go in there? Did you think I'd throw a hissy fit?" ... noone seemed to answer BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT - probably glad of the respite

I thought when ScottyT was being evasive with his answers to Megan's questions he was hinting he WAS single but now he's interested in Megan so not thinking of himself as single ?? He gets a bit silly and awkward at times talking to her - I think he's really keen ... god knows why - you'd need to be sleeping with one eye open and one foot on the floor!!

Jeremy is wet ... he needs to be told by ScottyT he's being a mug (because he's too thick to work it out for himself) ... then he arcs up at Stephanie in an attempt to cool things off but then gets sucked into the Stephanie vortex by tears and pouts ... and they're back in bed under the covers again
FFS!!

Stephanie's tirade about Gemma when she was in the spare room was hilarious "she's 1000x taller than me ... 1000 x taller than me and she looks down on me like I'm an ant" ... did they slip her something in her tea? Having an Alice in Wonderland moment Steph? In that big cavernous room with the mood lighting it was like she was doing an audition for a show - a monologue ... ranting and raving ... LOVED IT!!

she's also poured out how much she hates people from reality shows ... ummm does she forget her mates Megan and ScottyT are from that genre?

 

[shaydee]

Gemma the Lion King

 

[shaydee]

Stiff Fanny (thanks MrS) is definitely all over the place. In the latest episode she pretty much said to Jeremy that she wants him yet when she was hollerin in that room, she was talking about her relationship. She seems very confused. I've watched Gemma on TOWIE for years so her telling Stiff Fanny what she was doing was wrong was no surprise to me.

Scotty T is totally stirring the pot. I'm watching him...

Also.. what the hell is wrong with David Gest? If he is so unwell should he even be in there? How many more rooms does BB have?

 

[adsyj]

I love the show recaps you guys do I literally read my computer and laugh out loud. So funny and so on the money.

Legends you are.

 

[shaydee]

Thing is with Angie, she lives alone & she's no spring chicken & obviously needs her sleep. I cannot even begin to tell you what I am like when I don't get enough sleep. My head pretty much spins around by itself if anyone so much as looks at me the wrong way. I would probably end up being dragged out of there by the cops for murder.... so I get it Angie. I get it.

 

[shaydee]

 

[shaydee]

lol.. she looks like she's singing & dancing

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Angie wasn't really seen after her tantie in the diary room. Clearly it was heavily edited. She was furious one minute and all smiles the next, exited, didn't participate in the slime task and was nowhere to be seen during the steph/gemma spat and Gemma's ghost freak out.

Why have we seen almost nothing of Christopher? He better not win.

...Cowie bite your tongue!!!!!... don't even mention Creepy Chris winning this!... The Devil may hear you and make this happen!... I would curl up into the foetal position and just cry and cry and cry and my world would've finished as I know it... I would be believing that I've entered the 'Twilight Zone' and that it was some kind of cruel sick joke... so Cowie... shhhhhhh!... lol!... cheers.

 

[shaydee]

lol

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

You know I think what happens is Big brother says "no money for you if you walk out and break your contract"

We see this every year with these Diva celebrities threatening to walk out, rarely do they because the money is more important.

...you would be so on the money there adsyj... let's face it... they're only on the show for extra pocket money to spend on booze/drugs and smokes so your point sounds so valid to me... they would probably be given a set fee at the beginning and if they walk early then wold just be given a fraction of that... the longer they stay... the more money they get... what if they go in there and get given their whole fee and leave that very night?... just saying lol!...

Love this season!

The 3 Queens are giving me life! Queen Gemma, Queen Mega and Queen Tiffany.... Latest episode we see Gemma and Tiffany together.... Yassss, now all we need is Megan to join them and I will be in heaven.

Oh and at first I was a little sympethic towards to Stephanie, but she is making the situation worse and worse. Stop crying in the DR about your boyfriend!!!! You can't do that and as soon as you leave the DR run back to Jeremys bed. Gemma had every bloody right to call her out. They are in the big brother house, what happens in that house is everyone's business.... Bitching and moaning about any behaviour in that house is fair game.
Gemma for the Win!!!!

...hahaha!... a great post until that last sentence Inigo lolol!... (I'll just pretend that I didn't read that last line )... welcome to the thread Inigo... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's one gigantic pussy that I would not like to see! ... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Thing is with Angie, she lives alone & she's no spring chicken & obviously needs her sleep. I cannot even begin to tell you what I am like when I don't get enough sleep. My head pretty much spins around by itself if anyone so much as looks at me the wrong way. I would probably end up being dragged out of there by the cops for murder.... so I get it Angie. I get it.

...another post that makes complete logical sense... 'nanna naps' are a must in our house... they are so refreshing when you wake up... cheers.