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Today's show:... ha!... straight up Gemma the Hutt is telling King John about all of his faults '
on behalf of the other housemates' lol!... yeah riiiiiiight!... she's jockeying for the 'Alpha' role ahead of his possible eviction... he doesn't buy it for a second... (credit where it's due I guess?)... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room... (pre-eviction) she's 'gooted that she's oop for eviction'... why are you so surprised that everyone realises that you're such a sl... tart?... apparently she has "
so much to give yet!"... (I'm sure that Jeremy is looking forward to it Stiff Fanny)...
...'Docile Darren' is sucking up to King John again and Gemma the Hutt can't help herself but to stroll on in and butt into their conversation... (no really!... she is)... she tries to tell John that because he's never had an addiction that blah blah blah!... King John stops her short that maybe he has had one too but refuses to confirm it... it stops her in her tracks lol!... King John sweet talks Docile Darren and he swallows it all hook line and sinker as usual...





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...here we go... another task


... Gemma the Hutt says that she is ''
shit at games'' and that she's ''
not lazy''



... (mind you... in her favour... she's actually
standing up as she is saying this and not laying in bed)... she then spouts out that she is "
the most 'dramatic' person in this house that is giving them 'entertainment' blah blah!"...









... she then chucks a fidder fadder and walks off crying

... she claims that she "
carn't concert-trate!"... they guessed wrong... it was 'Kristina is she still in the house?'... Gemma the Hutt then threatens Big Brother that '
'I'll walk if I don't get a '
gigga break' right now!''... it looks like Big Brother caved into her demand because it cuts to a break...
**sigh!**...
...the other team are up and lose straight away when Stiff Fanny sits down...
Creepy Chris is still standing next to Angie in the end believing that it's all about him!


... he is such a deluded twat isn't he?... Stiff Fanny throws an insult in Daniella's direction towards the camera knowing that she is watching and it ends with "
Booyah!"... and Daniella hit's back with "
I can certainly tell you who's coming out to a boyfriend and it certainly isn't you... that'll be me!"...
<--- KAPOW!... right there folks!... haha!... I love it!... Angie summed up the whole task with... "
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!"... hahaha!... perfect!...
...Daniella confesses to Stiff Fanny about her response comment and she starts getting a tad bit tetchy about it and leaves the bathroom or whatever... David Ghost is out in the garden talking with Jeremy and Dopey Darren who is spitting stuff out of his mouth... (no... I'm not going to say it!... I dunno...
you people!

)... lol!... David Ghost says to Jeremy... "
when you get out they will need to put hand-cuffs on your testicles... have you ever put hand-cuffs onto your testicles ?.... what a creepy dirty old twisted letch he is!...
URGH!...
...Stiff Fanny talks about what Daniella said about her with Mighty Megan and Snotty T and decides to make an issue about it... Snotty T began speaking either Klingon or Romulan or something and walked away and left Mighty Megan talking with her... time for the Live Eviction... we know what happened so there's no point in talking about it... moving on... they replay the 'Killer Nominations'... moving on...
...Dopey Darren is in the Diary Room and says that he is overwhelmed that Gemma the Hutt and Stiff Fanny stood up for him about what King John did to him... seriously Dopey... erm... I mean... Darren... stop letting the women fight your battles for you mate... you look pathetic!... jeeeeeeeez!!!... Tiff-any-one is now talking with Jeremy about him nominating her... she says that she '
still respects him'... (you're a walking dead man now Jeremy)... lol!... Gemma the Hutt is talking to Daniella about Stiff Fanny and Jeremy and Gemma the Hutt asks her whether Jeremy is "
fingering her?"... (a real class act there eh?)... Daniella looks perplexed... ha!... two different walks of life there methinks!...
...Snotty T gives Jeremy the 'mates' talk through the smoke screen that they are generating... Tiff-any-one is in the Diary Room doing her spiel about "
ah ain't goin' nowhere honey" and is plotting her revenge... (seriously... she is probably one of the most clued-up housemates in there I'm beginning to think)...I totally agree with adsyj that Tiff-any-one should pair up with Mighty Megan (and then fight it out against each other at the end lol!)... the 4 nominees are in the kitchen discussing their woes and betides with each other...
...Mighty Megan's turn in the Diary Room and she is talking about what King John would be thinking about being nominated... you can see by the smug satisfaction in her words and actions that she's so pleased about it... lol!... meanwhile King John is in the house saying... "
I'm not bovvered!... I'm not bovvered!"... ha!... bullshit!... the next thing that he is doing is urging Tiff-any-one to take some of the luxury items and hide them for herself for later on... she's stupid enough to do it too!... he's so setting her up to be crucified by the others to take the heat off himself... if what she has done blows up he's smart enough to know how fickle the British public are and he knows that they will vote her out and leave himself safe once again... I can't believe that she's that stupid!





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...Snotty T is in the bathtub giving Jeremy the 'mates talk part 2'... (expect Gemma the Hutt to walk in any second folks!)... Snotty T reveals that
she has his phone number and quite a lot of others too and Jeremy looks like a cake of soap just slipped up his arse with the revelation... lol!... he tells him to stop running after her all the time because he looks pathetic... haha!... it sounds like ol' Stiff Fanny is a right old sl... (no!... I'm not going to say
that word!... what is wrong with you people?)... as I was saying... it sounds like ol' Stiff Fanny is a right old sl
ippery knickers doesn't it?... (it sounds like her knickers are just for keeping her ankles warm in winter to me)...
...now Stiff Fanny is talking to Creepy Chris about Daniella...
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE BE TRYING TO GET SOME ADVICE FROM THAT SAD SACK OF MONKEY VOMIT THAT IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN GREAT BRITAIN?... where the hell is her head at?... I'm just astounded!... (I was going to say 'agog' but I thought that you would all think that I was just being pretentious

)... I see that Angie is just spewing about all of the noise while she's trying to sleep lol!... ... lol!...
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...after Angie storms out of the bedroom to sleep on the sofa in the lounge room I see that King John is now in the Diary Room saying just "
how relieved he is this evening" while wearing just a towel wrapped around him... (he probably just had a rub-and-tug in the toilet)... he's saying... "
apparently I'm the baddest bitch in the house!... that's news to me!"... (only because your massive ego is deaf to what your stupid mouth is saying you twonk!)... apparently he had a 'heart-to-heart with Gemma the Hutt... (yeah... putting daggers into them

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...now Daniella is talking to Gemma the Hutt and Creepy Chris out in the garden about Stiff Fanny's nomination of her... she told them she said to Stiff Fanny "
don't cry wolf"... hahaha!... fair enough!... Stiff Fanny asks Jeremy for a ''
goodnight hoog" and he goes straight over to her to give her the hug... so much for the 'mate talks' with Snotty T eh?... end of show... cheers.