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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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…catch-up day 2… the Eviction day… I already know that Courageous Christopher was the one to go but what the hell eh?...
(1)… what a boring eviction show… Whiney Willis says that the poo lady will be entering the house… from what I’ve read on all of your posts there’s going to be a lot of fast forwarding when that episode happens methinks!... lol!… all that happened in the Live eviction show really was that the poo lady went in and Courageous went out… I just hope that BOTS is a better show…
(2)… whoa!... that ‘Rusty’ woman doesn’t like the poo lady that just went in the house does she?...(maybe she did her stool sample and gave her a bad result or something?)… Whiney Willis says that Chris got a great reception and that he milked the crowd because they all loved him so much so why then was he evicted?... she says that it’s because the others have a ‘bigger fan base’ … if that’s the case then the lesser known ‘nice ones’ never stand a chance I guess?... I would’ve thought that all of the people that don’t have a favourite and are not part of any of the celebrities ‘fan base’ would outweigh in numbers more than the ones with a ‘fan base’?... therefore the housemates with the ‘fan bases’ wouldn’t be a big factor in the voting from what I can see… meh!... I guess if Big Brother wanted him out then he’s out!...
(3)… I see that Rylan mentioned that Gemma the Hutt had left ‘a couple of times’ when in fact Chris said in the Live eviction that it was 4 times… not 2… hmmmmmm!... what a change in Chris’s personality that has happened since he went in… he has so much more self-confidence now doesn’t he?... he was such an insecure sad sack of shit when he first went in… at least someone is coming out with more than he went in with… good on him!... who knows?... maybe he’ll even manage to lose his virginity and get laid now?...
(4)… Chris admits that he saw Gemma the Hutts ‘designa vergiiner’… urgh!!!... (he’ll probably get new eyeballs transplanted and go into deep-seated therapy for many years to come methinks!)…
(5)… SuperJohn… “
I bet that she wants to see our shit!”… hahaha!... no flies on him are there?... the others won’t believe that the poo lady will want to do that… (myself… I would refuse to participate… money or no money)… but from what you guys have said they all do it!... 
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…unusually so I found BOTS more interesting than the actual Daily show while watching the shows today… on with the catch-up I go!!!!... (although… there’s a bloody big storm that’s about to hit us so let’s hope that it doesn’t cause a blackout eh?... lol!... why is it being made so difficult for me to watch this show?
)… lol!... cheers.
(1)… what a boring eviction show… Whiney Willis says that the poo lady will be entering the house… from what I’ve read on all of your posts there’s going to be a lot of fast forwarding when that episode happens methinks!... lol!… all that happened in the Live eviction show really was that the poo lady went in and Courageous went out… I just hope that BOTS is a better show…
(2)… whoa!... that ‘Rusty’ woman doesn’t like the poo lady that just went in the house does she?...(maybe she did her stool sample and gave her a bad result or something?)… Whiney Willis says that Chris got a great reception and that he milked the crowd because they all loved him so much so why then was he evicted?... she says that it’s because the others have a ‘bigger fan base’ … if that’s the case then the lesser known ‘nice ones’ never stand a chance I guess?... I would’ve thought that all of the people that don’t have a favourite and are not part of any of the celebrities ‘fan base’ would outweigh in numbers more than the ones with a ‘fan base’?... therefore the housemates with the ‘fan bases’ wouldn’t be a big factor in the voting from what I can see… meh!... I guess if Big Brother wanted him out then he’s out!...
(3)… I see that Rylan mentioned that Gemma the Hutt had left ‘a couple of times’ when in fact Chris said in the Live eviction that it was 4 times… not 2… hmmmmmm!... what a change in Chris’s personality that has happened since he went in… he has so much more self-confidence now doesn’t he?... he was such an insecure sad sack of shit when he first went in… at least someone is coming out with more than he went in with… good on him!... who knows?... maybe he’ll even manage to lose his virginity and get laid now?...
(4)… Chris admits that he saw Gemma the Hutts ‘designa vergiiner’… urgh!!!... (he’ll probably get new eyeballs transplanted and go into deep-seated therapy for many years to come methinks!)…
(5)… SuperJohn… “
I bet that she wants to see our shit!”… hahaha!... no flies on him are there?... the others won’t believe that the poo lady will want to do that… (myself… I would refuse to participate… money or no money)… but from what you guys have said they all do it!... ...…unusually so I found BOTS more interesting than the actual Daily show while watching the shows today… on with the catch-up I go!!!!... (although… there’s a bloody big storm that’s about to hit us so let’s hope that it doesn’t cause a blackout eh?... lol!... why is it being made so difficult for me to watch this show?
)… lol!... cheers.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Still watching the eviction show but I can already hear the BOTS parrots chirping it's the best for Stephanie so she can redeem herself and make up with her boyfriend outside.
On another note how intelligent of the beached whale to proclaim that she doesn't want to mess it up for any of them (re the phone task) - watch the wording, 'any of them - considering herself to be of superior breed she didn't include herself.... --- yet, when she answered the phone she was just simply too stupid to follow the simple rules of only asking questions that would be answered with yes or no.
Tiffany telling the fat cow that she looked refined or regal or some such shit surely wasn't meant seriously... but the deluded blob lapped it up like spilled ice cream on a foot path.
Ha! ...and how disrespectful of two young horny humans to get at each other under the covers while the two old sex-deprived cows wouldn't want to miss a single sound or squeak of the mattress...
...more venom later.
On another note how intelligent of the beached whale to proclaim that she doesn't want to mess it up for any of them (re the phone task) - watch the wording, 'any of them - considering herself to be of superior breed she didn't include herself.... --- yet, when she answered the phone she was just simply too stupid to follow the simple rules of only asking questions that would be answered with yes or no.
Tiffany telling the fat cow that she looked refined or regal or some such shit surely wasn't meant seriously... but the deluded blob lapped it up like spilled ice cream on a foot path.
Ha! ...and how disrespectful of two young horny humans to get at each other under the covers while the two old sex-deprived cows wouldn't want to miss a single sound or squeak of the mattress...
...more venom later.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Sorry, I overestimated my prowess, not enough venom left for that other cow Emma... never have enough for her. Off I am to the jungle to produce some curare.
Any link floating around for BOTS yet? I'm spending more time googling for those links than I do for eating. Not a good way to be.
Any link floating around for BOTS yet? I'm spending more time googling for those links than I do for eating. Not a good way to be.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Thank you shaydee, your happiness is mine.haha you do make me laugh Dys
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I seriously lolled like a loller.
Tiffanisms:-
"I'll be here for Scotty T... With open arms... Open legs.. And an open mouth..."
Pity the dimwit won't know what to do with it all.
shaydee
Turn it up!
Sorry, I overestimated my prowess, not enough venom left for that other cow Emma... never have enough for her. Off I am to the jungle to produce some curare.
Any link floating around for BOTS yet? I'm spending more time googling for those links than I do for eating. Not a good way to be.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=_sJotZ65HuE
There's a user on twitter who puts up the links. If you're on there maybe give them a follow?
https://twitter.com/ErmmTV
Dystopia
Flying so high..
This is a very confusing post. At first I thought we're talking about Stephanie... and now it seems we are talking about "The Thing"... that's what BB can do to you.
shaydee
Turn it up!
Sounds like you could do with a drink.
shaydee
Turn it up!
I can't remember what episode it was.. but it was a bit of a fizzer. Nothing happened, or they didn't show anything. They just left it up to us to decide whether she actually did or didn't.
I'll have a looksie when I get home as i'm off out now.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Ok then, this was quite a journey. Thank you I should say for luring me back into the Twitter hell I'd promised never to visit again. Yes, I'm keeping up with the times, I do have a twitter which I opened for the sole purpose of telling Tony Abbott what a twat he is I thought.
Two years down the track, I find my twitter full off Rock and Roll and porn... not my fault, I swear.
After a long and arduous journey I have figured out how to follow that good man with the BB links. Works. Excellent. Thank you shaydee.
Now what do I do? How will I find him again when I look for him on Twitter? How do I delete all the porn (which I adamantly insist on has nothing to do with me) and all that Rock and Roll? I'm not too concerned about Tony Abbott, not much traffic in that lane... so, what to do?
Ahh... I know, first that drink
Dystopia
Flying so high..
You nailed it shaydee... a one on one, a sincere one without silly interruptions is the only thing that works. The gang attack just won't do it. And... the poor victim ain't stupid, they will always know if sincerity is the motivation or not.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
All right, come clean Sticky, someone has messed with your poo too because what you're saying in the above paragraph makes no sense at all and unless aliens were involved - it must have been the poo lady herself... there there... just amazing what one "qualified" poo investigator can do to a whole bunch of devoted BB watchers.
Apart from what can only be a meek attempt at protesting against such idiocy, I wonder what would have happened if "The Toxic Ones" had simply refused to play ball. I am aware that there are contracts but had it come to the crunch, wouldn't the producers have looked rather silly in the headlines?
"Horatio Cartwright fined 5000 Pounds for refusing to have his putrid shit scientifically dissected by world renown excrementalist Madame Manure de Shit. "
huwman
Well-Known Member
no lol
…catch-up day 3… poo lady day!... she is going to give me the irrits big time and I know it lol!...
(1)… so the poo lady is now in the house… it looks like Dreary Daniella is going to be quite the rebel doesn’t it?... sure… lol!... I can’t believe that they are actually doing as she says… (I would’ve lasted about 2 minutes before I told her to ‘piss off!’… methinks!)... I wonder if the housemates had to sign a “yes I agree to have my shit analysed on national TV for the whole world to see” clause?...
(2)… jeez!... Dopey Darren is still churning up inside about SuperJohn having nominated him since what?... the first week?... man he can’t let things go can he?...
(3)… so the poo lady is living up to her name and is looking at peoples shit… when she dies I can see her headstone reading… “here lies Gillian McKieth the woman that picked shit out of everyone that she met”…
(4)… Tiff-any-one cracks and bawls her tits off… gallant SuperJohn comforts her… (they won’t be cuddling each other when they are within the last 3 standing I bet)…
(5)… their ‘poo results’ are in…
...SuperJohn only does small poo’s apparently… (that's a surprise)...
…Stiff Fanny’s poo was a ‘stressed out poo’ according to the poo lady… (no shit Sherlock?... that’s really not hard to figure that out is it?... she needed to look at her shit to come to that conclusion?)... really?...
…Snotty T-bag’s poo was the 'largest poo' of them all (wow! what a badge of honour that is to wear eh?)... his poo apparently means that he is ‘relaxed’… well of course… why not?… he hasn’t been in the center of any arguments to be stressed has he?...
…and Tiff-any-one’s poo says that she is apparently ‘agitated’… when asked as to why she is agitated by the poo lady she responds… “cause ahm not able ta do what ah wanna do… ah wanna go fuck!… ah would like ta make looooove!… but dis house is a closed environment etc etc”… hahahaha!... brilliant!...
From what I can see about the poo lady coming up with her results is that she is just ‘reading’ in their shit what she has observed by watching what they have all done during the show itself… any of us could have gone in there and said exactly the same thing based on what we have seen for ourselves in my opinion… what a completely wasted exercise that is!... when we send our own poo’s off to be analysed though our Doctors we get proper results that mean something… when the poo lady looks at their shit it’s just like ‘reading’ tea leaves or Doris Stokes ’communicating’ with the dead… it’s a load of shit in my opinion... (anything to get on TV I guess?)…
(6)… the poo lady’s 4 most ‘toxic’ housemates are Stiff Fanny/Ron Jeremy/Tiff-any-one and Dopey Darren that are going back into the ‘detox clinic’… as Dopey Darren rightly said… “I fink I’m out… I’ve had enough of this bollocks… I can’t smoke?... nah fuck off!... give me a fucking break!”… hahahaha!... hear! hear!... go! Dopey Darren!... lol!...
(7)… the ‘pure’ housemates get to nominate:…
Daniella:… Jeremy and Steph…
Gemma:… Jeremy and Steph…
Scotty:… Tiffany and Stephanie…
John:… Stephanie and Jeremy…
…so... it looks like either Stiff Fanny or Ron Jeremy will be going by the looks of it… Tiff-any-one has already stated that she’s not going into the ‘detox clinic’ because she’s up for nomination and doesn’t want to spend her last night in there lol!... why would she go in it?... haha!...she says that she’s not worried if she gets evicted because… “at least ah can have a stiff drink and a stiff dick and steak!”… again… BRILLIANT!!!... (I am so loving this girl!)…
(8)… Snotty T-bag pretends to be doing it ‘doggy style' in a playful romp with Tiff-any-one just after having nominated her in the Diary Room?... yep!... okay… moving on… Tiff-any-one is chucking a pretend ‘hissy-fit’ (at least I think it is) and is asking who it was that nominated her… (wait until she finds out that it was the guy that giving her the ‘doggy-style' dry shag!... lol!)…
(9)… there’s no love lost between Daniella and Stiff Fanny is there?... Daniella says that it’s because she ‘cares’ about her… so yeah… whateva!... Stiff Fanny then chucks a mental in the Diary Room… she wants to leave… as if!... oh don’t worry… her and Ron Jeremy are kissing in the toilet… all will be good again so don’t worry folks… she’ll stay!... “I just want to go home to my dog!”… (no… it’s not her ‘boyfriend’ Sam Reece)…
(10)… so the ‘toxic housemates’ didn’t end up in the ‘detox room’ according to Big Brother’s plans so does that mean that the poo lady exercise was a total waste of time then?... hmmmmm!... curious…
(11)… oh don’t worry… Big Brother has put Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy alone together in there for a night so as to calm Stiff Fanny down… oh there you go… they are both snuggled up together and are sharing kisses and cuddles with each other… yeah that’ll fix everything up again I’m sure… (oh to be as wise as Big Brother… we can only dream can’t we?)...
… I thought that the show was quite good if you totally ignore any part of it with the poo lady in it… (I guess that she will be on BOTS next talking shit)… that’s if she’s no longer in the house now that the ‘toxic’ housemates have refused to go along with it anymore of course… anyhow… onto that night’s BOTS… cheers.
(1)… so the poo lady is now in the house… it looks like Dreary Daniella is going to be quite the rebel doesn’t it?... sure… lol!... I can’t believe that they are actually doing as she says… (I would’ve lasted about 2 minutes before I told her to ‘piss off!’… methinks!)... I wonder if the housemates had to sign a “yes I agree to have my shit analysed on national TV for the whole world to see” clause?...
(2)… jeez!... Dopey Darren is still churning up inside about SuperJohn having nominated him since what?... the first week?... man he can’t let things go can he?...
(3)… so the poo lady is living up to her name and is looking at peoples shit… when she dies I can see her headstone reading… “here lies Gillian McKieth the woman that picked shit out of everyone that she met”…
(4)… Tiff-any-one cracks and bawls her tits off… gallant SuperJohn comforts her… (they won’t be cuddling each other when they are within the last 3 standing I bet)…
(5)… their ‘poo results’ are in…
...SuperJohn only does small poo’s apparently… (that's a surprise)...
…Stiff Fanny’s poo was a ‘stressed out poo’ according to the poo lady… (no shit Sherlock?... that’s really not hard to figure that out is it?... she needed to look at her shit to come to that conclusion?)... really?...
…Snotty T-bag’s poo was the 'largest poo' of them all (wow! what a badge of honour that is to wear eh?)... his poo apparently means that he is ‘relaxed’… well of course… why not?… he hasn’t been in the center of any arguments to be stressed has he?...
…and Tiff-any-one’s poo says that she is apparently ‘agitated’… when asked as to why she is agitated by the poo lady she responds… “cause ahm not able ta do what ah wanna do… ah wanna go fuck!… ah would like ta make looooove!… but dis house is a closed environment etc etc”… hahahaha!... brilliant!...
From what I can see about the poo lady coming up with her results is that she is just ‘reading’ in their shit what she has observed by watching what they have all done during the show itself… any of us could have gone in there and said exactly the same thing based on what we have seen for ourselves in my opinion… what a completely wasted exercise that is!... when we send our own poo’s off to be analysed though our Doctors we get proper results that mean something… when the poo lady looks at their shit it’s just like ‘reading’ tea leaves or Doris Stokes ’communicating’ with the dead… it’s a load of shit in my opinion... (anything to get on TV I guess?)…
(6)… the poo lady’s 4 most ‘toxic’ housemates are Stiff Fanny/Ron Jeremy/Tiff-any-one and Dopey Darren that are going back into the ‘detox clinic’… as Dopey Darren rightly said… “I fink I’m out… I’ve had enough of this bollocks… I can’t smoke?... nah fuck off!... give me a fucking break!”… hahahaha!... hear! hear!... go! Dopey Darren!... lol!...
(7)… the ‘pure’ housemates get to nominate:…
Daniella:… Jeremy and Steph…
Gemma:… Jeremy and Steph…
Scotty:… Tiffany and Stephanie…
John:… Stephanie and Jeremy…
…so... it looks like either Stiff Fanny or Ron Jeremy will be going by the looks of it… Tiff-any-one has already stated that she’s not going into the ‘detox clinic’ because she’s up for nomination and doesn’t want to spend her last night in there lol!... why would she go in it?... haha!...she says that she’s not worried if she gets evicted because… “at least ah can have a stiff drink and a stiff dick and steak!”… again… BRILLIANT!!!... (I am so loving this girl!)…
(8)… Snotty T-bag pretends to be doing it ‘doggy style' in a playful romp with Tiff-any-one just after having nominated her in the Diary Room?... yep!... okay… moving on… Tiff-any-one is chucking a pretend ‘hissy-fit’ (at least I think it is) and is asking who it was that nominated her… (wait until she finds out that it was the guy that giving her the ‘doggy-style' dry shag!... lol!)…
(9)… there’s no love lost between Daniella and Stiff Fanny is there?... Daniella says that it’s because she ‘cares’ about her… so yeah… whateva!... Stiff Fanny then chucks a mental in the Diary Room… she wants to leave… as if!... oh don’t worry… her and Ron Jeremy are kissing in the toilet… all will be good again so don’t worry folks… she’ll stay!... “I just want to go home to my dog!”… (no… it’s not her ‘boyfriend’ Sam Reece)…
(10)… so the ‘toxic housemates’ didn’t end up in the ‘detox room’ according to Big Brother’s plans so does that mean that the poo lady exercise was a total waste of time then?... hmmmmm!... curious…
(11)… oh don’t worry… Big Brother has put Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy alone together in there for a night so as to calm Stiff Fanny down… oh there you go… they are both snuggled up together and are sharing kisses and cuddles with each other… yeah that’ll fix everything up again I’m sure… (oh to be as wise as Big Brother… we can only dream can’t we?)...
… I thought that the show was quite good if you totally ignore any part of it with the poo lady in it… (I guess that she will be on BOTS next talking shit)… that’s if she’s no longer in the house now that the ‘toxic’ housemates have refused to go along with it anymore of course… anyhow… onto that night’s BOTS… cheers.