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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

Tiffany, "I wanna leave Friday. At least I can have a stiff drink, a stiff dick & a steak"

lmaoooooooooo!!

Ok.. back to it. Looks like it's gonna kick right off.
 
Jeremy really does care about Stephanie doesn't he. He handled her so well & when she said, "We can't even put toothpaste in each others heads without getting told off!" it struck a chord with me. She's young & wants to have a laugh. Just because the others are older, they shouldn't be putting her down & telling her what's wrong with her all the time. That would do my head right in. I felt so sorry for her tonight but watching Jeremy right by her side, I really really hope that they make it together after this show ends.
 
…some of my observations and thoughts during my catch-up ‘binge-a-thon’…

(1)… I’ve only just noticed that there are beer pouring taps on the bench in the kitchen… has anyone noticed if they have ever been used during the show?... just curious…

(2)… aw crap… a ‘drink disgusting liquids’ task… I so hate those… fast forward to who wins immunity… good one… Dopey Darren wins it… those tasks are just so disgusting… why have them?… obviously Big Brother must think that it’s funny for us to watch… yeah right!...

(3)… a masquerade party eh?... Tiff-any-one is getting sozzled lol!... did she masturbate in the toilet?... it sure sounded like it… she needs a man lol!... ha!... looks like Snotty T-bag might that man?... lol!... and what the hell were Gemma the Hutt and SuperJohn up to in the toilet?... (I must be missing details in trying to get through this catch-up quickly methinks!...

(4)… I can’t believe how Tiff-any-one went so ‘giggly and girly’ when she was kissing the two guys in the ‘truth or dare’ tasks lol!... she’s hilarious!... I love this side of her… “you gotta nice assss!... oh Scotty dats biiiiig!…. okay…I see what ya workin’ with…that would blow my back out!... seriously… that would make me cry!… ooh I wanna bite it!”… hilarious!...

(5)… my god Ron Jeremy is a lovelorn sap isn’t he?... oh well… at the close of the show he finally said what he felt of the situation at least but the next show he’ll be running straight back to Stiff Fanny to make up again no doubt?... **sigh**… will he ever learn?... :rolleyes:...

(6)… that night’s BOTS:… David Ghost/Luisa Zissman!/Shaun Williamson and Mighty Megan!... woohoo!... so Rylan won CBBUK 3 years ago?... wow!... I actually didn’t know that!... Megan’s reaction to Snotty T-bag and Tiff-any-one was so meh!... wasn’t it?... hmmm!... interesting…

(7)… Luisa Zissman said what I did in an earlier post that perhaps Stiff Fanny and her ‘boyfriend’ Sam may have done this as a setup at Ron Jeremy’s expense just to get as much exposure as possible… how nice of them if it pans out to be true?... Rylan was very quick to say that those were Luisa’s opinions and not Big Brother’s wasn’t he?...

(8)… haha!... Big Brother is finally providing Snotty T-bag with subtitles lol!... about bloody time I say!... lol!...

…oh well… that’s my first Daily Show and Bots done in my catch-upping quest… what’s that leave me now?... another 4-6 shows?... phew!... fun times ahead methinks lol!... cheers.
 
shaydee said:
Tiffany, "I wanna leave Friday. At least I can have a stiff drink, a stiff dick & a steak"

lmaoooooooooo!!

Ok.. back to it. Looks like it's gonna kick right off.
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Tiffany is a character. Whether her "David is dead" was melodrama or not is by now pretty irrelevant. She's got what it takes. Put them on a couch, just three women: Gemma, Daniella and Tiffany. Ask yourself without even contemplating the feminine aspects which of the three you would like to have as much as a conversation with.

Nuff said.
 
shaydee said:
Jeremy really does care about Stephanie doesn't he. He handled her so well & when she said, "We can't even put toothpaste in each others heads without getting told off!" it struck a chord with me. She's young & wants to have a laugh. Just because the others are older, they shouldn't be putting her down & telling her what's wrong with her all the time. That would do my head right in. I felt so sorry for her tonight but watching Jeremy right by her side, I really really hope that they make it together after this show ends.
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The BOTS panel must have been reading your mail because all of a sudden they are tired of hearing Stephanie's age used as an excuse..... and, and and.
What's that about she won't work ever again -- at age 22? Are they talking as a TV personality? SO WHAT??? Just look what it does to most of them anyway. Money and fame isn't what life is about, yet "mother" Danielle tries her best to convince Stephanie of that.

Oh there was so much crap in today's BOTS that I wouldn't know where to start but I have one question and I warn you all that I have donned my chain-mail and battered helmet, so lose your rotten potatoes and cabbages - I am prepared.

Question: How does the gay Kiwi guy figure out the ramifications of heterosexual relationships let alone the rather intricate feelings and emotions and what not that are involved? Does he read a particular book? Who is the author and what is it's title?

Just calling it as I see it.
 
Insomniac said:
The judgemental public can be extremely ruthless. I don't wish that on any emotional and confused young woman. She triggers my protective instincts. With those 3 up I believe she'll be gone this week.
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Same with me.

The written reaction to her choices in this very thread brought out my inner Momma Lion.

Posters calling her names and declaring hatred on a confused kid who is sitting in a mess of her own doing had me seeing red.

She needs truth, kindness and support.

I actually like Danniella more after their interaction. Keep in mind Danniella has lived the consequences of her "toxic" choices. Steph's primary goal when entering the house was to change public perception. The truth is what Steph is doing in that house is going to effect her career choices, the boo's that poor kid will get when she leaves will demonstrate that. The conversation between Danniella and Steph would have went over hours, and to fit the time slot it has been cut and chopped to gain maximum effect. Danniella seemed really affected by how Steph is reacting when being called on her actions. Her sadness her Steph's lack of insight seems to come from a really genuine place.

I hope Steph goes because while being in that house is awesome for us to watch, it is super damaging to her overall mental health.
 
shaydee said:
McKeith isn't a qualified anything. She got her 'qualifications' from a non-affiliated college in the US. There was a lot of hoo ha in the press about 10 years ago as she used to call herself a Dr, which she is not. I tell you one thing she is though.. she's annoying as all hell.
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I am a firm believer that common sense, life experience and insight are three of the greatest qualifications you can have.

I think she has all three.

While I would be happy to tear her dress sense to pieces, I think she has really helpful ideas and life tools to share, for the housemates who are prepared to listen.
 
Cowie said:
I'm starting to dislike it now.

That stupid woman looking at their stool samples.
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You can tell a lot from a shit medically speaking.

It is a great baseline assessment tool, along with your blood and your urine.
 
shaydee said:
Tiffany, "I wanna leave Friday. At least I can have a stiff drink, a stiff dick & a steak"

lmaoooooooooo!!

Ok.. back to it. Looks like it's gonna kick right off.
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I seriously lolled like a loller.

Tiffanisms:-

"I'll be here for Scotty T... With open arms... Open legs.. And an open mouth..."

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
shaydee said:
Jeremy really does care about Stephanie doesn't he. He handled her so well & when she said, "We can't even put toothpaste in each others heads without getting told off!" it struck a chord with me. She's young & wants to have a laugh. Just because the others are older, they shouldn't be putting her down & telling her what's wrong with her all the time. That would do my head right in. I felt so sorry for her tonight but watching Jeremy right by her side, I really really hope that they make it together after this show ends.
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I agree.

He seems really besotted. And I personally think they are really lovely together.

I don't actually think the "other older" housemates put her down and tell her what's wrong with her "all the time". I think they are just trying to save her from herself, by warning her to wait. Keep in mind, this is a confused and unstable girl who not 7 days ago was publicly singing her love for Sam, and talking about marrying him. For her to be with Jezz, she does need to snap it with her boyfriend first. While there is always shades of gray, the black and white take on it, what she is doing is wrong. And watching her choices play out for our entertainment will be heartbreaking for not only Sam, but Sam's family, Steph's family and their mutual friends. My take on what I have watched is the "other olders" have been trying to advise her to step back from Jezz in the house, get out, end her relationship with Sam, then throw her leg over him. Quite frankly I would be advising her the same.
 
Hey I think I missed the ep where Tiff flicked her bean.

Can any of you share the link with me please?
 
Dystopia said:
The BOTS panel must have been reading your mail because all of a sudden they are tired of hearing Stephanie's age used as an excuse..... and, and and.
What's that about she won't work ever again -- at age 22? Are they talking as a TV personality? SO WHAT??? Just look what it does to most of them anyway. Money and fame isn't what life is about, yet "mother" Danielle tries her best to convince Stephanie of that.

Oh there was so much crap in today's BOTS that I wouldn't know where to start but I have one question and I warn you all that I have donned my chain-mail and battered helmet, so lose your rotten potatoes and cabbages - I am prepared.

Question: How does the gay Kiwi guy figure out the ramifications of heterosexual relationships let alone the rather intricate feelings and emotions and what not that are involved? Does he read a particular book? Who is the author and what is it's title?

Just calling it as I see it.
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Dan Wooten is as interesting as herpes. His credentials as a 'journalist' amount to nothing but mean spirited gossip about celebrities. His opinion on everything doesn't interest me at all. Never has.
 
Trala said:
I am a firm believer that common sense, life experience and insight are three of the greatest qualifications you can have.

I think she has all three.

While I would be happy to tear her dress sense to pieces, I think she has really helpful ideas and life tools to share, for the housemates who are prepared to listen.
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Oh I agree about common sense, life experience etc but she's hardly a walking advertisement for clean living. She doesn't look healthy at all to me. She also has a very patronising approach but then again, she was only in there briefly & everyone knows that 2 x little stints in there was never going to make anyone feel like they want to make a life change. BB only sent her in there to upset the apple cart, it had very little to do with the housemates actual care.
 
Trala said:
I agree.

He seems really besotted. And I personally think they are really lovely together.

I don't actually think the "other older" housemates put her down and tell her what's wrong with her "all the time". I think they are just trying to save her from herself, by warning her to wait. Keep in mind, this is a confused and unstable girl who not 7 days ago was publicly singing her love for Sam, and talking about marrying him. For her to be with Jezz, she does need to snap it with her boyfriend first. While there is always shades of gray, the black and white take on it, what she is doing is wrong. And watching her choices play out for our entertainment will be heartbreaking for not only Sam, but Sam's family, Steph's family and their mutual friends. My take on what I have watched is the "other olders" have been trying to advise her to step back from Jezz in the house, get out, end her relationship with Sam, then throw her leg over him. Quite frankly I would be advising her the same.
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I get what you're saying but the gang mentality of it isn't very productive. It just seemed that she was always in trouble for one thing or another. One on one she responded quite well to little chats that the housemates had with her, but when you've got people on you in a group, it's not very conducive to helping people grow & learn. If anything it makes people shrink back & go into protect mode.
 
not up yet to view but result's up on dailyfail
Jeremy's out
 
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