Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

[crimmy]

Welllll no shit sherlock ... so to speak


Is this the crudest CBB ever? Gillian McKeith asks Housemates to provide a poo sample... as she admits she has smuggled herbs in her knickers to help them along
ByREBECCA DAVISON FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED:12:44 EST, 27 January 2016|UPDATED:13:24 EST, 27 January 2016

Celebrity Big Brother stooped to a new low on Tuesday night when lifestyle guru Gillian McKeith entered the house.

The 56-year-old star of Channel 4's You Are What You Eat told the stars that she would like to take a stool sample from them in order to analyse their diet.

When the Housemates told her they might struggle to go, she told them she had smuggled some herbs in her knickers to help them along.

Poo-r show: Gillian McKeith entered the CBB house on Tuesday night and asked Housemates to provide a stool sample - add that she had smuggled herbs in her knickers to help them along

'Don't worry, it's not touching anything,' she said.

The news of the task, which was shown on Celebrity Big Brother live, after Big Brother's Big On The Side, led to some incredibly crass talk among the Housemates.

'Mine is like slop,' Stephanie Davis exclaimed. SERIOUSLY - NO FILTER yet again!!!

It's just pants: Gemma Collins was nervous about getting involved as she didn't want hers to be shown on the television

'Oh go on then!' But she soon agreed to take part in a bid to learn more about her health

While Jeremy McConnell told Gillian that he was worried about the smell.

'Have you ever gagged?' he asked her, to which she replied: 'Of course.'

Darren Day appeared particularly concerned as he has been quite open about his struggles to go to the loo while in the house - (he normally doesn't have a problem).

On Saturday, Gemma Collins performed reiki on him, which he said helped him out somewhat.

SOS! Darren Day said he would if he could, but is having problems going to the toilet while he's in the house

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All the questions... Jeremy McConnell added that he was 'game' as he asked Gillian whether a stool sample had ever made her gag

'If I can do it, I will,' he told the group. 'I've been having problems since I came here.'

Jeremy McConnell also added that he was 'game,' adding: 'I would let you dig through it with a knife and fork.'

Danniella Westbrook has refused to take part for the sake of her family.

'I'm not doing it, for my daughter's sake... and my boyfriend's.' are they anal retentive then? they don't have normal bodily functions? she should be more embarassed by some of the crude things that have spewed out of her mouth at times AND 2 walkouts that were total BS with Gemma

Gemma Collins wasn't too sure, either.

'What do you mean it would go on TV? We would just talk about it on TV?... Oh go on then.'

Causing a stir: Lifestyle guru Gillian made a surprise appearance in the Celebrity Big Brother house on Tuesday evening, naming the four housemates she believes are the most 'toxic'

Telling off: Stephanie Davis was told she was 'septic' to Jeremy McConnell and a 'floozy'

While Gillian will be going home each night and not sleeping in the house, she will be providing Housemates with a box to go in over the next day.

The task comes after Gillian revealed that she would be cleaning the housemates' minds, bodies and souls by naming the four most 'toxic' stars.

Gillian listed Stephanie Davis, Scotty T, John Partridge and Tiffany Pollard as the worst influences in the house - giving Gemma Collins a free pass because she was ill.

Her hard-hitting advice came as a shock to Stephanie, who looked mortified as she was scolded like a child for leading Jeremy McConnell on and acting like a 'floozy'.

'Stephanie, you're emotionally toxic and septic to Jeremy. And untidy. Your floozy days are over!', Gillian warned her.

Taking it on the chin: John Partridge didn't mind too much when Gillian branded him a troublemaker

 

[Insomniac]

Seriously - rummaging through their bowel movements? Does anyone REALLY need to see/hear about that??

PS Why doesn't Danniella want hers examined? What does she think they'll find?

Aside from all else, what the HELL is that woman wearing???!

 

[shaydee]

 

[adsyj]

Geez I don't know about this poo thing. I guess it could be funny but it is grossing me out at the thought of it and we haven't even seen anything yet.

Anyway, I 'm really starting to feel sorry for Steph, she really is very young and kind of sweet. I don't want to get into the whole floozy argument, yeah she has done wrong. Horrendous for the bloke on the outside. I'm actually a little worried about her it is going to be awful for her. I'm not going to judge her she will have to pay for her mistakes. I hope it all works out for her.

Christopher seems a nice fella. I'm going to miss CBB when its over and I already miss Megan.

 

[crimmy]

Geez I don't know about this poo thing. I guess it could be funny but it is grossing me out at the thought of it and we haven't even seen anything yet.

Anyway, I 'm really starting to feel sorry for Steph, she really is very young and kind of sweet. I don't want to get into the whole floozy argument, yeah she has done wrong. Horrendous for the bloke on the outside. I'm actually a little worried about her it is going to be awful for her. I'm not going to judge her she will have to pay for her mistakes. I hope it all works out for her.

Christopher seems a nice fella. I'm going to miss CBB when its over and I already miss Megan.

Yes I'm just hoping we're not going to see her scratching through it and just hear the results :S pretty gross the whole thing

I thought it would just be a case of them taking a sample on a slide like you do for the bowel cancel screening ... but this business about them having a box to poo in ...

and who would want to do that for a job??!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[crimmy]

Seriously - rummaging through their bowel movements? Does anyone REALLY need to see/hear about that??

PS Why doesn't Danniella want hers examined? What does she think they'll find?

Aside from all else, what the HELL is that woman wearing???!

if you had to handle that much shit everyday maybe you need to have tissues "artfully attached in vomit pattern" to your shirt lol

 

[Dystopia]

Yeah a bit late for this one I know, BOTS with David Gest in it where they milked Stephanie's discretions again bla bla bla...


...but it did occur to me who it actually was that decreed that humans were monogamous creatures.

Being the nice guy that I am, I did the research for you:

Many years ago, an old dude climbed up a mountain to meet a dude who was even older... or so the story goes. The older dude gave the younger dude a couple of stone tablets that contained the rules of how humans should live and behave. That, may a add, happened long before the Greeks invented Democracy.

Long story short, the men, some of whom could read, weren't happy with those silly rules, one in particular and smashed the tablets. So they sent the old man back up the hill to have the rules amended.

Where previously it had been stipulated that both men and women should live a monogamous existence, the amendment now clearly stated that monogamy only applied to womenfolk.

Need I say more? This is why Stephanie is a w**** and Gemma to whom I have now pledged my services a Saint with her professionally dried hair extensions, her designer vagina, her angelic countenance and her immaculate diction.

That pretty much wraps up what happened way back in history and what we still live by.

 

[Dystopia]

ST & Stiff Fanny would never work though. He isn't a yes boy & agrees with everything she says.

Or perhaps he doesn't understand anything she says... to take it further, he doesn't strike me as a yes or no boy - something seems to be missing in his head.

 

[Dystopia]

I realise I am a little behind with what has been happening in the house but would someone be so kind and explain to me what exactly it is that Tiffany is to have or not to have done in one of the rooms with or without a Champagne bottle? ... or has the word bottle been banned from our vocabulary like w**** has?

 

[crimmy]

I realise I am a little behind with what has been happening in the house but would someone be so kind and explain to me what exactly it is that Tiffany is to have or not to have done in one of the rooms with or without a Champagne bottle? ... or has the word bottle been banned from our vocabulary like w**** has?

she sorted herself out

 

[crimmy]

Or perhaps he doesn't understand anything she says... to take it further, he doesn't strike me as a yes or no boy - something seems to be missing in his head.

i dont think there's an issue with his brain ... he's made a name for himself as a certain person and he's of an age where he can live it up and live it wild

he doesn't misrepresent who or what he is ... women/girls know exactly what they are getting with /from him ... if they are silly enough to believe they can change him or tie him down ... well thats on them

Megan at least was honest and said they'll go out for dinner and see how they go ... they've got summer to look forward to ... party party party ... and if thats all she wants from it good on her

i got the feeling from what he said in the first few shows that he's been badly hurt in the past so he's not interested in making himself vulnerable to that again ... eventually i guess this lifestyle will wear thin and he'll think differently ... but what's the rush

however ... think about it ... there is the old double standard coming to the fore ... he's just a naughty cheeky fun loving boy ... but if that was a young woman telling us she'd slept with 400+ men we'd be using derogatory labels and you'd probably be burning her at the stake




his problem for a lot of us is the Geordie accent and I think he mumbles as well ... when he's talking at full pelt I can understand 2 words in a sentence ... maybe we'll see more of him at a toned down pace during this task

 

[crimmy]

in a clip on channel5 website Gillian was addressing Jeremy, Danniella, Darren and Emma and saying that whilst the others are in The Clinic the others are not safe ... if she sees toxic behaviour ... toxic food ... she may have to swap people over

in another clip John was basically talking Tiffany down from the proverbial ledge ... her big thing will be no cigarettes ... but she also wasnt keen onbeing stuck in small confined room

i can see Jeremy getting swapped because of his swearing ...

Gillian seemed to be saying she had misjudged Gemma ... based on seeing her do the reiki thing on Darrens ass and help with his constipation issues

in another clip once again Darren was having a whinge about what John did ... ummm if theyve been in there fir 20 days that must have been at least 2 weeks ago ... GET OVER IT ... hes the one that keeps bringing it up and reminding us that John wad worried about him slipping backwards in the house due to all the stress ...if he didnt remind us we'd have forgotten all about that conversation

sometimes i wonder if Darren mistakenly thinks John is his main competition in the house and hes not going to let it go so that people hold it against John and evict him from house
I've never seen a guy hold on to something and hold a grudge like this ... that's usually a female failing. ive seen my boys fall out with best friends one day at school and next day be back to besties again and my female brain went HUH?!?
I just didn't get it
I don't really understand why hes happy to harp on about it to others but not sit with John and have it out once and for all ... although he did bring it up one time and John seemed a bit annoyed they were going over the same thing yet again. i think John believed they sorted it out ... he apologised but gave his reasoning which he still thinks is sound ... and so Darren should accept the apology and move on .. no need to keep rehashing it

 

[Insomniac]

in a clip on channel5 website Gillian was addressing Jeremy, Danniella, Darren and Emma and saying that whilst the others are in The Clinic the others are not safe ... if she sees toxic behaviour ... toxic food ... she may have to swap people over

in another clip John was basically talking Tiffany down from the proverbial ledge ... her big thing will be no cigarettes ... but she also wasnt keen onbeing stuck in small confined room

i can see Jeremy getting swapped because of his swearing ...

Gillian seemed to be saying she had misjudged Gemma ... based on seeing her do the reiki thing on Darrens ass and help with his constipation issues

in another clip once again Darren was having a whinge about what John did ... ummm if theyve been in there fir 20 days that must have been at least 2 weeks ago ... GET OVER IT ... hes the one that keeps bringing it up and reminding us that John wad worried about him slipping backwards in the house due to all the stress ...if he didnt remind us we'd have forgotten all about that conversation

sometimes i wonder if Darren mistakenly thinks John is his main competition in the house and hes not going to let it go so that people hold it against John and evict him from house
I've never seen a guy hold on to something and hold a grudge like this ... that's usually a female failing. ive seen my boys fall out with best friends one day at school and next day be back to besties again and my female brain went HUH?!?
I just didn't get it
I don't really understand why hes happy to harp on about it to others but not sit with John and have it out once and for all ... although he did bring it up one time and John seemed a bit annoyed they were going over the same thing yet again. i think John believed they sorted it out ... he apologised but gave his reasoning which he still thinks is sound ... and so Darren should accept the apology and move on .. no need to keep rehashing it

Seriously Darren is being a big baby about that whole thing. First of all, he nominated people too, did he care about their feelings? No, it's part of the game. John had to do it face to face and he went with wht he felt. Another day or two later he probably would have picked another but ffs you hung out in a box for a night, you weren't formed in the same womb, how could it possibly have hurt soooooooo much you're still carrying on like a little bitch?!!!

From my experience men can definitely hold onto crap just as much as women. My husband and his brother haven't talked in 20 years and neither will budge. Darren will carry this around till it's over. No wonder his bowels were retentive...

Let it goooooo.

 

[Dystopia]

she sorted herself out

I take it then that masturbating is another word that has been deleted from our dictionaries. Brave new world indeed.

 

[Dystopia]

i dont think there's an issue with his brain ... he's made a name for himself as a certain person and he's of an age where he can live it up and live it wild

he doesn't misrepresent who or what he is ... women/girls know exactly what they are getting with /from him ... if they are silly enough to believe they can change him or tie him down ... well thats on them

Megan at least was honest and said they'll go out for dinner and see how they go ... they've got summer to look forward to ... party party party ... and if thats all she wants from it good on her

i got the feeling from what he said in the first few shows that he's been badly hurt in the past so he's not interested in making himself vulnerable to that again ... eventually i guess this lifestyle will wear thin and he'll think differently ... but what's the rush

however ... think about it ... there is the old double standard coming to the fore ... he's just a naughty cheeky fun loving boy ... but if that was a young woman telling us she'd slept with 400+ men we'd be using derogatory labels and you'd probably be burning her at the stake




his problem for a lot of us is the Geordie accent and I think he mumbles as well ... when he's talking at full pelt I can understand 2 words in a sentence ... maybe we'll see more of him at a toned down pace during this task

I take it then that masturbating is another word that has been deleted from our dictionaries. Brave new world indeed.

The fact that I am not commenting on your drivel doesn't mean that I don't have a thing or to to say to whatever you are trying to how shall I say ... "enlighten the forum members with"... but in the end, I just don't think it's worth my time. I'd rather watch the grass grow.

 

[crimmy]

I take it then that masturbating is another word that has been deleted from our dictionaries. Brave new world indeed.

so once again you knew full well what had been going on but asked the question anyway

my answer was a direct quote from the panelist on BBOTS

 

[Dystopia]

so once again you knew full well what had been going on but asked the question anyway

my answer was a direct quote from the panelist on BBOTS

So what you are telling me is that what some panellist on BOTS deems as proper language counts for more than what is actually printed in official dictionaries.

I would have expected more from you but I guess we all live in one dream or another.

 

[shaydee]

Nice toenails. What is it this god awful trend with fake tan? It's naaaaasty.

 

[Dystopia]

So Darren is wondering if John likes him. What can I say... how old are you kiddo? John doesn't like you for two reasons: The first one should have been clear to you when he put you in the cage with him on the very first day - that was a ploy to convince you that he's you're mate and he'll look after you no matter what duh...
The second reason is because John likes NO ONE except himself, another duh... grow up already.

The crazy woman with the yellow flowers --- if she is a therapist of whatever ilk, then I am a platypus.
Rule number one for ANY therapist: you listen -- rule number two: you don't berate your 'patients' or make them feel more miserable than they already are.
There are a few more BASIC rules but if you haven't digested the first two yet, we might as well talk to a wall.

Surprisingly too that the second to the throne, her Eminence Daniella decided it's better for a smoker who kicked the habit to be offered a cigarette than for a 22 year old hormonal girl to snog a guy because her 'betrothed' is not around.

I find that all a bit strange how the rules can be changed at the flick of a switch,

Now the question is who's gonna fuck it up for Stephanie and Jeremy.. Her highness Queen Gemma, her second in command Daniella or pretty boy Scotti T who is as jealous as a rabid dog?

...oh damn, I completely forgot the 'therapist' with the yellow flowers. If no one else, she will unleash a blitzkrieg on the two unsuspecting victims.

 

[shaydee]

Tiffany, "I like force.. back there.. in my back door"