Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

[Tee]

can anyone answer the question I've been almost too scared to ask

what exactly IS an Essex blow job (oopsey!) dry?

I'm finkin it's jus someone hoo knows how to do spensive extensions, like they ave in Essex, know what I mean?

I fucking LOVE her!!

 

[crimmy]

I'm finkin it's jus someone hoo knows how to do spensive extensions, like they ave in Essex, know what I mean?

I fucking LOVE her!!

i didnt think it was really a thing but it is!! big big rollers ... big big hair ... you can actually docourses to learn how to do an Essex blow dry

 

[shaydee]

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hahahahaaaaaaaaa that is hilarious!!

 

[shaydee]

How dare the producers not provide the delectable Queen Gemma with a "Blow-Dry-Guy" who does actually know what he's doing. Surely a refund is justified and another so many weeks of nomination immunity.

The 'rewards' are designed to piss people off. Job done eh Dys

 

[shaydee]

i didnt think it was really a thing but it is!! big big rollers ... big big hair ... you can actually docourses to learn how to do an Essex blow dry

Have you ever watched TOWIE? I have. I watched it when it first started so I kinds got hooked on all the characters.... WELL THAT'S MY EXCUSE & I'M STICKING TO IT!!! People.. sorry... girls/ladies/chavs/whatever you call them pretty much walk around with big rollers in their hair. In the streets! Big hair, big personalities innit.

 

[crimmy]

Have you ever watched TOWIE? I have. I watched it when it first started so I kinds got hooked on all the characters.... WELL THAT'S MY EXCUSE & I'M STICKING TO IT!!! People.. sorry... girls/ladies/chavs/whatever you call them pretty much walk around with big rollers in their hair. In the streets! Big hair, big personalities innit.

i dont believe we need an excuse to watch something we enjoy ... even if other people dont get it ... my husband is horrified i "waste" my time watching "crap like that" ... i was watching CBBUK on my ipad over the weekend rather than with headphones on the pc and he heard them yelling and swearing etc and welllll he wasnt impressed ... but I love Big Brother and whilst its taken a bit of getting used to I've come to love the UK version even though it can be pretty confronting at times and is soooooo very different to the disappointing watered down version that we've endured here in Australia and which led to its demise on our screens
i dont enjoy everything he likes to watch either so we're even

 

[Dystopia]

Ok, here is a theory. Women will disagree but men will agree that between Stephanie and Megan, Stephanie is the better catch.

Day one, Jeremy beat Scotti T to the prize... bummer. ST was left with a neurotic, bony chicken with a difficult to manage hairdo. He might have just hit on Angie or walked out of the show which seems to be becoming increasingly fashionable but the Oracle Gemma was way ahead. She'd already figured out that a roustabout ST could be used as a tool to further her own ambitions.
"There is love in the air - she likes you - and similar hints were dropped and the simpleton ST fell for it. All was well until the stunning Megan with the attitude and the hairdo was booted out which was bad for ST but oh so good for the two blonde goddesses Gemma and Daniella who by now had the dimwit ST convinced that they and only they knew what was best for him and the house in general.

Watch this space, the triumvirate is in full swing again - first one to go, Stephanie and then it'll just be the roll of the dice. Tiffany's playful tease on Darren's manly-hood and good looks could bring a bit of lightheartedness to this dreary saga but I feel the two blonde goddesses will see to it that protocol and decorum will be followed to a t.

 

[shaydee]

i dont believe we need an excuse to watch something we enjoy ... even if other people dont get it ... my husband is horrified i "waste" my time watching "crap like that" ... i was watching CBBUK on my ipad over the weekend rather than with headphones on the pc and he heard them yelling and swearing etc and welllll he wasnt impressed ... but I love Big Brother and whilst its taken a bit of getting used to I've come to love the UK version even though it can be pretty confronting at times and is soooooo very different to the disappointing watered down version that we've endured here in Australia and which led to its demise on our screens
i dont enjoy everything he likes to watch either so we're even

Yep.. my OH thinks I watch trash but to be fair, he's right. The trashier the better I'd rather watch trash than Suits (he loves it, I think it's crap!)

 

[crimmy]

Aisleyne is being charged over the BBOTS incident in last series

Former Big Brother contestant set to face trial after throwing champagne on reality TV star's dress during live row over evictions - at a cost of £15,000 to the taxpayer

• Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, 37, facing trial for assault after argument with Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham, 24
• Pair rowed during Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side in September
• Miss Abraham and Janice Dickinson accepted police caution over row
• Teen Mom star could be flown over from the US to give evidence at trial

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tions-cost-15-000-taxpayer.html#ixzz3yFiZn2NZ
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

 

[shaydee]

Ok, here is a theory. Women will disagree but men will agree that between Stephanie and Megan, Stephanie is the better catch.

Day one, Jeremy beat Scotti T to the prize... bummer. ST was left with a neurotic, bony chicken with a difficult to manage hairdo. He might have just hit on Angie or walked out of the show which seems to be becoming increasingly fashionable but the Oracle Gemma was way ahead. She'd already figured out that a roustabout ST could be used as a tool to further her own ambitions.
"There is love in the air - she likes you - and similar hints were dropped and the simpleton ST fell for it. All was well until the stunning Megan with the attitude and the hairdo was booted out which was bad for ST but oh so good for the two blonde goddesses Gemma and Daniella who by now had the dimwit ST convinced that they and only they knew what was best for him and the house in general.

Watch this space, the triumvirate is in full swing again - first one to go, Stephanie and then it'll just be the roll of the dice. Tiffany's playful tease on Darren's manly-hood and good looks could bring a bit of lightheartedness to this dreary saga but I feel the two blonde goddesses will see to it that protocol and decorum will be followed to a t.

ST & Stiff Fanny would never work though. He isn't a yes boy & agrees with everything she says.

 

[shaydee]

Aisleyne is being charged over the BBOTS incident in last series

Former Big Brother contestant set to face trial after throwing champagne on reality TV star's dress during live row over evictions - at a cost of £15,000 to the taxpayer

• Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, 37, facing trial for assault after argument with Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham, 24
• Pair rowed during Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side in September
• Miss Abraham and Janice Dickinson accepted police caution over row
• Teen Mom star could be flown over from the US to give evidence at trial

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tions-cost-15-000-taxpayer.html#ixzz3yFiZn2NZ
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Shit... didn't realise Aisleyne was 37!

 

[crimmy]

Yep.. my OH thinks I watch trash but to be fair, he's right. The trashier the better I'd rather watch trash than Suits (he loves it, I think it's crap!)

havent tried to watch that either

we've enjoyed watching Sons of Anarchy, House of Cards (USVersion) Breaking Bad ... i started watching OITNB without him and got so hooked I was too far ahead for him to catch up ... but he sometimes watches things I've got no interest in ... and I like SOME reality tv ... he just doesnt get into the personalities the way i do

OITNB new season starts 17 June i think [DOUBLEPOST=1453719770][/DOUBLEPOST]

ST & Stiff Fanny would never work though. He isn't a yes boy & agrees with everything she says.

cant see him offering to do her washing either

 

[crimmy]

Shit... didn't realise Aisleyne was 37!

what a waste of tax payers money though ... especially paying to fly FerretFarrah back over to the UK ...
shes probably the one wanting to pursue it in the courts

 

[shaydee]

havent tried to watch that either

we've enjoyed watching Sons of Anarchy, House of Cards (USVersion) Breaking Bad ... i started watching OITNB without him and got so hooked I was too far ahead for him to catch up ... but he sometimes watches things I've got no interest in ... and I like SOME reality tv ... he just doesnt get into the personalities the way i do

OITNB new season starts 17 June i think [DOUBLEPOST=1453719770][/DOUBLEPOST]
cant see him offering to do her washing either

I enjoyed OITNB first series & watched the second one but got bored towards the end of it so haven't watched the 3rd series yet. LOVE House of Cards.. am chomping at the bit for it to hurry up and come back.

 

[shaydee]

what a waste of tax payers money though ... especially paying to fly FerretFarrah back over to the UK ...
shes probably the one wanting to pursue it in the courts

No doubt. Feral Abraham will want her charged to the full extent of the law. Did you see her beef with Nicki Minaj on Twitter? She videoed her daughter calling her a loser LOL.. Feral Farrah all class!

 

[crimmy]

No doubt. Feral Abraham will want her charged to the full extent of the law. Did you see her beef with Nicki Minaj on Twitter? She videoed her daughter calling her a loser LOL.. Feral Farrah all class!

in fairness though it seems like Aisleyne refused to accept a caution which the others DID accept ... so maybe they have to follow it through ... i thought Vicky got hit by the chair Janice threw yet she hasnt pressed charges ...

 

[shaydee]

in fairness though it seems like Aisleyne refused to accept a caution which the others DID accept ... so maybe they have to follow it through ... i thought Vicky got hit by the chair Janice threw yet she hasnt pressed charges ...

I didn't know that she refused a caution. Ahh well... gets her back in the spotlight for the court case I guess

 

[crimmy]

I didn't know that she refused a caution. Ahh well... gets her back in the spotlight for the court case I guess

expensive way for her to get some attention but i guess she may not be a guest on BBOTS any time soon

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I've just done my 3 Daily shows and 1 BOTS binge... my brain is fried lol! ... anyway... my thoughts and observations of the 3 days that I've missed...

(1)... get Gemma out!... get Gemma!... get Gemma out!... the crowd can't be any clearer can they?... yet she's still there!...

(2)... Gemma the Hutt once again refuses to do the task ... she's suddenly 'claustrophobic' as well as 'pregnant' now...

(3)... there's 1% dividing the 3 lowest housemates?... yeah riiiiight!... how convenient for them to be able to have that ability to oust the housemate that isn't needed for their storyline... how come we never see the actual results as they are happening or at the end?...

(4)... 44 ducks!... Snotty T-bag and Dopey Darren nailed it!... lol!... a great task... fun to watch!...

(5)... Gemma the Hutt is not pregnant now... oh gosh... really?...

(6)... "Kiss My Designa Vargiina!"... hahaha!... funny as!...

(7)... Mighty Megan was cheered throughout the show and outside the house and yet is still evicted?... shame on you Big Brother... she took it so well didn't she?... wow!... I thought that Tiff-any-one was going to have convulsions at one stage lol!... what a reaction!...

(8)... what a great exit interview... "I come in here to boos and came out to cheers!"... a great highlight reel too... fantastic on BOTS...

(9)... HA!... an immunity task... Gemma the Hutt is the first to win immunity from eviction... (strange that she participated in this task isn't it?)... I wonder how long it took Big Brother to swap those masks around to ensure that their golden girl won this?... Rylan goes to great lengths over and over on BOTS to say that "they walked to their own podiums etc" (he doth protest to much?) maybe so but what if there are 2 masks in the podium and Big Brother can pop whichever one that they want to?... just saying... on BOTS Whiney Willis herself says that everyone is saying that it's fixed... naaaah!... of course they wouldn't do that would they?... ...

(10)... omg!... 'pidgeon shit?'... ... Ron Jeremy was going to wash them?... WTF?... (if he wasn't her lapdog I'd probably like him)... as much as I hate Stiff Fanny why did Big Brother even need to show all of that?... they didn't need to show it just for ratings surely?... now the whole nation knows about her personal sanitary habits... that was wrong any way that you look at it...

(11)... Gemma the Hutt and Daniella walk out the Emergency Exit door?... how many rules are broken there?... and then they are back?... did they get any form of punishment at all?...

(12)... Tiff-any-one is right on the mark about SuperJohn in her observations in the Diary Room as far as I can see... (I'm really liking her more and more as of late)... she calls herself the 'Big Bad Wolf'... lol!...

(13)... why is Big Brother constantly pandering to and spoiling Gemma the Hutt?... she gets so much more than the rest of them... why do they do anything to appease her?... why?...

(14)... Tiff-any-one really gave it to SuperJohn didn't she?... lol!... she should've named herself 'Big Badass Wolf' lol!... she sure has Snotty T-bag sussed too about needing female company now that Mighty Megan is gone... lol!... she says that "she'll be there with open arms... open legs and an open mouth!"... ... oh wow!... she's quite something!...

(15)... oh dear... is that Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy kissing and slurping and cuddling under the sheets again?... who woulda thunk it?... why can't he see what a nuff nuff he looks like chasing her like a puppy dog on a leash?... 'some muvvas do 'ave em !'... ...

(16)... so Gemma the Hutt has her hair done and lets the other housemates go without stuff?... how much more selfish can she be?... they gave her that option knowing full well that she would take it regardless of whatever anyone said... I can't believe that every housemate said nothing?... incredible!... she then keeps telling the professional hair stylist how to do his job?... ...

(17)... Gemma the Hutt VOLUNTEERS to help out with peeling potatoes and goes to peel the first potato of her life using 'Jack the Ripper's' old knife and cuts herself 'by accident' on the very first stroke after saying that she's going to do all future tasks?... hmmmmmm?... I smell a rat!... Daniella asked her why she had such a big knife just before she did the first stroke too and she still went ahead and did it!...

(18)... Stiff Fanny wins immunity... yup!...

(19)... Gemma the Hutt and Daniella walk out again?... FFS!... JUST EVICT THEM!!!!... just how many rules are they going break until Big Brother does something about it?... at least with Gemma the Hutt just take away her immunity that she 'won'... jeez!...

(20)... Daniella and then Gemma the Hutt make up with Stiff Fanny... well sort of... until they all argue again tomorrow at least! ... what is the bet?... lol!...

(21)... Tiff-any-one is in the Diary Room and definitely has everyone pegged out doesn't she?... lol!... she is sooooooo clued up!... she's slowly becoming one of my favourite housemates now... and now she's telling Dopey Darren how sexy is?... amazing!.. lol!... "you know I'm married don't you?... ow much you ad ta drink?"... hahaha!...

...oh wow!... there's so much shit happening eh?... after 3 days away and having not seen the show I've reassessed who are my latest favourites today... definitely Tiff-any-one... Creepy Chris... (yes... I said him)... Dopey Darren... and...erm... and... (are you sitting down crimmy?)... SUPERJOHN!!!!... yeah! yeah!... I can hear your joyous laughter so loudly through the Internet crimmy!... no need to rub it in okay?... lol!... I would so love to see either of these 4 win it... especially Creepy Chris!!!!... just imagine the boost to his totally fragile self confidence?... it would be an amazing transition methinks!... he would be so blubbering his nuts off wouldn't he?... lol!... I really do want him to win it now... my mind is now officially numb and is now melting from that 'what-the-fuck-a-thon'... so many things to absorb!... but at least I've caught up now lol!... time to get some sleep... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

I don't have tricks as you well know

They all went into that room again and the celebrities had 2 lives each ... They had to press a buzzer to answer questions about other celebs ... If they got it right they could take away another celebrity's life ... Stephanie won immunity by being the last one standing ... Daniella threw a wobbly because even though she's said she wants to go home repeatedly (and therefore it stands to reason she wouldn't want immunity) she didn't like the fact Stephanie took her last life away and removed her from competition (I think ScottyT took her first one so it wasn't as if Steph was targeting her).

Yes I do object to labelling Steph a whore - that's just taking it too far ... No I don't like what she's doing but neither do I like the name calling that's been a bit extreme in here

MrS explained how he feels and I understand his feelings on the subject and also I'm used to his great rants and tearing into people and I've always enjoyed them and egged him on as well ... So I've let it slide with a smidgeon of understanding but I'm calling you on it because I don't like it and think you're doing it only for a smart arse shock factor and to get a reaction

Well you got one

It's just my opinion but I'd prefer we didn't go too far down that track

Please

But of course Memsahib, as you wish, centuries of misguided customs are not to be gotten rid of in a single series of CCBB

Oh and should there be any doubts as to what I think regarding your 'enlightened' opinions of this or the other, it is nothing. I have read enough history, that includes the Spanish Inquisition - there is nothing you could possibly tell me that is new to me,