Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

[Dystopia]

...so this is my task for the week... if I can touch my nose I get to leave for the Playboy mansion finally... I have 500 tries.. just wanderin' - do they actually want me to miss?? I am so confused...

Keep trying you daft cow.. this is really trying to find out whether you'll get seasick riding on a camel. My great-uncle's cousin's halfwife's brother-in-law's step-daughter's former bridemaid's son, the great Hadschi Halef Omar Ben Hadschi Abul Abbas Ibn Hadschi Dawuhd Al Gossarah himself has a stall at the markets in Timbuktu, where I will sell you, because I'll probably be sick and tired of your incessant whinging by then... I am hoping to get a few dinars for you as yellow hair like yours is a commodity there.
The old women tie strands of yellow hair to the tent's outside flaps because as everybody (except you infidels) knows, it keeps the bad spirits away.
Even the evil spirits run when they get wind of you

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...god I love the Gifs that you put up Madonna... you must have a helluva collection of them because you seem to have one for every occasion lol!... this one is a cracker!... it could be a scene out of the latest 'Planet of the Apes' movie when you think of it lolol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so this is my task for the week... if I can touch my nose I get to leave for the Playboy mansion finally... I have 500 tries.. just wanderin' - do they actually want me to miss?? I am so confused...

Keep trying you daft cow.. this is really trying to find out whether you'll get seasick riding on a camel. My great-uncle's cousin's halfwife's brother-in-law's step-daughter's former bridemaid's son, the great Hadschi Halef Omar Ben Hadschi Abul Abbas Ibn Hadschi Dawuhd Al Gossarah himself has a stall at the markets in Timbuktu, where I will sell you, because I'll probably be sick and tired of your incessant whinging by then... I am hoping to get a few dinars for you as yellow hair like yours is a commodity there.
The old women tie strands of yellow hair to the tent's outside flaps because as everybody (except you infidels) knows, it keeps the bad spirits away.
Even the evil spirits run when they get wind of you

...^^^^^^... cheers.

 

[timmy]

...lol!... they wouldn't have to throw anything into there... just shout it out over the wall... oh!... hang on...

...I think that you're right though... I've never really noticed it until I saw that scene... they don't have one over the compound in BBAUS do they?... I've never thought of looking for one to be honest... lol!... cheers.

Well you're right on both counts, in AU at least the house is pretty much secluded enough to avoid shouted or thrown messages. I think BBUK has had both. But for the amount of outside/inside information they now let in I wonder why they bother at all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

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Kimberly Kisselovich has spilled the beans about her time in the Big Brother 2014 house.


Fresh out of hospital, Kimberly has given interviews to various magazines about her romance with Steven Goode.

In this week’s OK!, the Playboy model reveals all about just how “well-endowed” he is and how he is in bed.

She says of the ‘two second Steven’ nickname: “I just think it’s funny because the clip was quite short. I didn’t really time it, we were just in the heat of the moment but he did a good job. I was satisfied.”

American Kimberly tells the magazine that her family have “no objections” to Steven and that they didn’t mind seeing her have sex on the telly.

“Do I regret having sex? no. Am I happy that I did it? Yes,” she’s quoted as saying.

But still after all this time, Kimberly was coy about the status of her relationship with ex-boyfreind Sacha.

“We were on a break and we had a conversation that I don’t feel is relevant to disclose,” she explained.

However Kimberly did claim that she had moved out of the house she had shared with Sacha.

Or rather, paid someone to do her dirty work for her: “Not in person, but it has been taken care of.”

Kimberly added that she now plans to move in with Steven, insisting: “Given the fact that we were with each other 24/7 for nearly seven weeks it’s not too soon for us!”

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...yep!... it looks like she's getting her 15 minutes of fame while she can... and she's moving in with him?... for how long eh?... someone should start up a betting pool to see how long it lasts lol!... someone was paid to sort out her business with Sasha... Steve probably sent around two of his hired cronies to beat the poor bugger up... he would be too gutless to do it himself methinks... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Oh gag so glad Steverly...make that Pukerly are gone from our screens

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Well you're right on both counts, in AU at least the house is pretty much secluded enough to avoid shouted or thrown messages. I think BBUK has had both. But for the amount of outside/inside information they now let in I wonder why they bother at all.

...yeah you've got a point there timmydownawell... in the early days of Big Brother there were no messages from home... no questions from the public... no hints of what's happening on the outside... no 'freeze frame' whereas family members can visit them... no letters from home... no telephone calls from loved ones... no ex housemates giving the the vibe of what's really going on with the other housemates... no clues of their popularity when it's eviction live night with either boo's or cheers... to name a few... **sigh**... I miss the good ol' days!...

...Big Brother nowadays is just a mere shadow of it's earlier self isn't it?... the whole basic concept of the show was based on X amount of housemates going into a house for X amount of weeks and being totally cut off from the rest of the world as an experiment of basic human behaviour... it showed the raw essence of human nature for good or bad...

...housemates went in there not just to win the prize money... they went in there for the experience of living with total strangers to see just how they react to that situation and to go on their own self exploratory journeys within themselves... when romance blossomed it was genuine... they weren't 'showmances' then as a reason to stay in the house longer... there were no meddling and convoluted 'twists' thrown in by dumbass producers making it all up as they go along... there was true punishment if they discussed anything to do with nominations... there were no 'scripted' shows... just highlights of the days events... there was free live streaming... the public were the only ones that were allowed to vote which nominated housemate that they wanted out...

...secret tasks were produced for the humourous side of it and not for the conflict side of it to alienate other housemates to cause disputes... all of the housemates were treated equally without Big Brother guiding the storylines in favour of others... (Ben in BBAUS last year is a prime example)... all housemates got equal airtime so that the public could make up their own minds as to who they like or dislike... there were no dogs or stupid talking fish to interfere in the natural process... I guess that I could go on and on and on so I should shut up now lol!...

...shit... I should send this to Alex to remind him of how it used to be when Big Brother was in it's heyday eh?... that would be stupid though... as we all know Big Brother don't give a flying rats arse about what the viewers actually want do they?... it's all about them and their pathetic attempts at getting big ratings isn't it?... here's a novel idea Alex for this oncoming season in Australia... why not go back in time to the raw essence of the show and call it... I don't know?... 'BIG BROTHER THE ORIGINAL ' or 'BIG BROTHER BACK TO BASICS' or something similar... you never know... you might even regain all of the old viewers that lost heart in the show over the past 10 years or more... just a thought...

...anyhow... the ranting and ravings of an old man are over now... I'm sure that I've said something similar within these forums before anyway so now I'll shut up lol!... maybe I'm just having some sort of senior moment or something... hmmm!... that reminds me of this below... lol!... the last one is as funny as...have fun... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...yeah you've got a point there timmydownawell... in the early days of Big Brother there were no messages from home... no questions from the public... no hints of what's happening on the outside... no 'freeze frame' whereas family members can visit them... no letters from home... no telephone calls from loved ones... no ex housemates giving the the vibe of what's really going on with the other housemates... no clues of their popularity when it's eviction live night with either boo's or cheers... to name a few... **sigh**... I miss the good ol' days!...

...Big Brother nowadays is just a mere shadow of it's earlier self isn't it?... the whole basic concept of the show was based on X amount of housemates going into a house for X amount of weeks and being totally cut off from the rest of the world as an experiment of basic human behaviour... it showed the raw essence of human nature for good or bad...

...housemates went in there not just to win the prize money... they went in there for the experience of living with total strangers to see just how they react to that situation and to go on their own self exploratory journeys within themselves... when romance blossomed it was genuine... they weren't 'showmances' then as a reason to stay in the house longer... there were no meddling and convoluted 'twists' thrown in by dumbass producers making it all up as they go along... there was true punishment if they discussed anything to do with nominations... there were no 'scripted' shows... just highlights of the days events... there was free live streaming... the public were the only ones that were allowed to vote which nominated housemate that they wanted out...

...secret tasks were produced for the humourous side of it and not for the conflict side of it to alienate other housemates to cause disputes... all of the housemates were treated equally without Big Brother guiding the storylines in favour of others... (Ben in BBAUS last year is a prime example)... all housemates got equal airtime so that the public could make up their own minds as to who they like or dislike... there were no dogs or stupid talking fish to interfere in the natural process... I guess that I could go on and on and on so I should shut up now lol!...

...shit... I should send this to Alex to remind him of how it used to be when Big Brother was in it's heyday eh?... that would be stupid though... as we all know Big Brother don't give a flying rats arse about what the viewers actually want do they?... it's all about them and their pathetic attempts at getting big ratings isn't it?... here's a novel idea Alex for this oncoming season in Australia... why not go back in time to the raw essence of the show and call it... I don't know?... 'BIG BROTHER THE ORIGINAL ' or 'BIG BROTHER BACK TO BASICS' or something similar... you never know... you might even regain all of the old viewers that lost heart in the show over the past 10 years or more... just a thought...

...anyhow... the ranting and ravings of an old man are over now... I'm sure that I've said something similar within these forums before anyway so now I'll shut up lol!... maybe I'm just having some sort of senior moment or something... hmmm!... that reminds me of this below... lol!... the last one is as funny as...have fun... cheers.

Back to Basic..awesome idea and nice catch phrase for next years BB..probably too late for this year.Maybe you should tweet Alex all this....many many tweets till he gets it

 

[psycho fish]

Gabrielle's right eye does not work. She usually keeps it covered with her hair, dark sunglasses, or an eye patch. Here's her hit Dreams (1993). You can see her eye is shut when uncovered.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Gabrielle's right eye does not work. She usually keeps it covered with her hair, dark sunglasses, or an eye patch. Here's her hit Dreams (1993). You can see her eye is shut when uncovered.

oh that explains it,she has Ptosis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptosis_(eyelid)

 

[nutmeg]

...Big Brother does have a duty of care to these people but they should be pulling them into line while they are being bastards towards the weaker housemates and not having to take care of it when they get out... one good thing about Alex in BBAUS is that if something is getting out of hand he will step in and seperate the housemates in the heat of the moment... why don't they do that in the BBUK house?... it's got me beat for sure?...

I wonder if it is a demographic thing because as you say, our BB is geared to young audiences. UK often let it go too far (and I hope I didn't rant too much in my last post, it wasn't aimed at you or anyone in particular).

Judy really does understand them doesn't she?...

Judy has been on the after show since nearly the start, so she should know her stuff. I haven't always agreed with her but she's been great this year.

Well you're right on both counts, in AU at least the house is pretty much secluded enough to avoid shouted or thrown messages. I think BBUK has had both. But for the amount of outside/inside information they now let in I wonder why they bother at all.

The amount of outside info deliberately filtered into the house has changed the entire premise of BB, it's a whole different show. I get that BB has to mix things up so that upstart contestants don't come into the house thinking they know everything and that they will run rings around BB, but it is hard to get used to.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gabrielle's right eye does not work. She usually keeps it covered with her hair, dark sunglasses, or an eye patch. Here's her hit Dreams (1993). You can see her eye is shut when uncovered.

...thanks for that psycho fish... at least I know what she is known for now... I still think that her haircut is quite ridiculous though... I would prefer to see her wearing an eye patch to be quite honest... I think that it would be a bit more of a sexier look in my opinion lol!... I'm still at loss as to why they would have her on BOTS rather than housemates that were actually in the house a few years back rather than a woman that probably doesn't watch the show at all... (as someone suggested earlier in this thread)... but still... I'm not a producer of the show so obviously they know what they are doing I guess lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I wonder if it is a demographic thing because as you say, our BB is geared to young audiences. UK often let it go too far (and I hope I didn't rant too much in my last post, it wasn't aimed at you or anyone in particular).

...no nutmeg not at all... no worries from me... it was a good post to read... and yeah... Judy is legend to me... a very observant woman indeed... cheers.

 

[psycho fish]

Haha, I think having people for Rylan to fawn over is quite possibly the ONLY reason some of these guests make an appearance - having someone acknowledge them in such a big way must be a good ego stroke for them too. They can't keep bringing Jackie Travers on the show, or people will get suspicious...

I believe you're right. Some of the guests are solely there for Rylan's pleasure.

@Mr Stickyfingers I think the eye patch is a sexier look too. I don't like the bad hair cut or the dark shades.

 

[Dystopia]

I guess I have no heart, I never tear up during those kind of things in BB and Survivor.

We have something in common... scary

 

[Dystopia]

...haha!... yes she did didn't she?... I would love to marry her in another life... Judy really does understand them doesn't she?... the way that she described Helen's behaviour I couldn't say better myself... although we did say virtually the same things in parts didn't we?... spooky!... lol!... as I said before... Helen has seen something of herself as she had never before but still... (I won't blab on about my thoughts on that again lol!)...

...Emma on BOTS is sure pushing the 'Helen's journey of discovery' bullshit a lot on the show... it's obvious that Helen is their golden child and that they intend to make her win it this year...(it's so wrong)... but Judy James stuck a massive spanner in the works into that game plan by saying all of that at the moment... Judy is very observant lady indeed... it really will be an injustice if Helen does win it but BBUK want a dramatic ending with Helen... the trouble is it might kill the viewing audience next year and may not rate well if they get their way with making Helen the winner this year in my opinion... the British public will turn on them big time if it's not them deciding the eventual winner methinks... cheers.

It is interesting how we can watch the same show yet perceive events and personalities so differently.

Judy James sees the characters quite clearly and is unbiased.. at first. A few weeks into the show and she starts taking sides - I noticed this both last season and this year. Once she has picked her "friends and enemies" she gets quite emotional and becomes the proverbial 'dog with a bone' and thus of course wields influence over the audience. She, more than even Emma, seems to be working according to the producer's script.

Regarding Emma's push for 'Helen's journey of discovery'... this is only a momentary adjustment to the script - they can't have it too lopsided ie "the lovely, blonde, strong, young girl who has come out of her shell" ... the whole country is already on track for that fairy tale story. Now if they don't balance it out a bit, the audience will get bored AGAIN and we can't have that. Emma of course is THE BB whore... she's probably the one who influences the public most, in her own interest she has to stick to the script.

Helen won't win, do not fear. She was put in and preserved (by her immunity to get evicted) for the sole purpose of being the eventual winner's (Ashleigh) opponent to the end. This year a female has to win... it's only politically correct.

 

[bleachy_dude]

I have totally come around to Helen and I actually believe that she has come on a 'journey.'
It doesn't mean that she will instantly be different, but it's nice to see her mellow and enjoy her fellow HMs.

However.. Why the heck do they keep giving her the shearers? Keep her away from your heads!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It is interesting how we can watch the same show yet perceive events and personalities so differently.

Judy James sees the characters quite clearly and is unbiased.. at first. A few weeks into the show and she starts taking sides - I noticed this both last season and this year. Once she has picked her "friends and enemies" she gets quite emotional and becomes the proverbial 'dog with a bone' and thus of course wields influence over the audience. She, more than even Emma, seems to be working according to the producer's script.

...this is my first season with BBUK so I can't really comment on that... I will take your word for it though... I myself have only seen her as neutral in regards to taking sides up until now... but as you say... I did see that she seemed to confirm Emma's take on 'Creepy Chris' that Emma spouted on about in the previous episode of BOTS... speaking of which... the public and even myself have thought of Chris as 'creepy' as of late because of being swayed by Emma and BBUK... all of the housemates and especially Ashleigh have all said that there is no evidence of it at all to them and they should know better than us being that they are living with him 24 hours a day... we have based our opinion of Chris on just edited highlights with commentary by Emma and Judy... if as you are saying that both Emma and Judy are followinng BBUK's producers storyline of Chris being 'creepy' then we are possibly falling for that exact thing... I think that Chris and the rest of the housemates were genuinely upset with the accusations of Chris being branded 'creepy'...

...it's quite obvious that BBUK want him out to keep Pav and miss bubbly guts Zoe in... in a number of polls over the last few days firstly Pav and then Zoe and then Chris were to be evicted in that order... now because of Emma/BBOTS/Judy as an accessory have made the public turn on Chris by branding him like that as being the first one to go followed by Zoe and then Pav!... it is totally wrong in my opinion... just wrong!...

...2 second fuckstick was adding fuel to the fire by saying that Chris is in love with Ashleigh 150% to the cheers of the crowd on BOTS... he is only doing that to get revenge on Chris for what he said about Steve being so bloody boring in the house... as with Danielle and Toya and Matthew when they got out they took the opportunity to knife housemates still in the house that had said what they really felt about the evicted housemate once they had left... Steve did exactly the same thing with Chris tonight... what a wanker...

...when I went back and watched the last two days episodes with Chris/Ashleigh and Pav I watched it from a completely different mindset to the one I had because of Emma and her crew's implanted message in my head and saw how Chris was behaving from a totally different direction... sure he is besotted by Ashleigh... he sees her as the epitome of a perfect girlfriend to have... he is not sweet on her in a sexual manner as far as I'm concerned... he obviously understands that he is a father figure to Ashleigh and she sees him as that... and that is all... you can care and love someone without sex being a factor... unfortunately for Chris though Big Brother have tarnished him enough for him to being the one that goes on Friday night... it's disgusting what they are doing to him!...

Regarding Emma's push for 'Helen's journey of discovery'... this is only a momentary adjustment to the script - they can't have it too lopsided ie "the lovely, blonde, strong, young girl who has come out of her shell" ... the whole country is already on track for that fairy tale story. Now if they don't balance it out a bit, the audience will get bored AGAIN and we can't have that.

...yeah I totally agree with you on this for sure... those two storylines are so perfectly scripted now that the public doesn't even realise that they have been totally manipulated into believing it... but don't worry... I think that after tonight's BOTS they are throwing Winston into that mix to make it a three-way split... they are going to start blurting the 'Winston the lad's lad... the lady killer...the naughty boy next door... the muscle-bound silent achiever' line next... they tried to stimulate Winston's popularity by trying to promote his and Danielle's 'showmance'... that fizzled out to sweet naff all and they were stuffed... they will get his foot in the door somehow over the next few days though... it's in their script...

Emma of course is THE BB whore... she's probably the one who influences the public most, in her own interest she has to stick to the script.

...most definitely she's their whore... she says nothing that she hasn't been told to say... I totally agree with you... because this is my first season with BBUK I really saw her as a breath of fresh air and wished that Sonia Kruger was as good as her... as wooden as Sonia is... she's so unable to con the Australian public into anything like Emma does because we just know that she's following the script and vote the way that we want regardless!... I prefer Sonia any day...

Helen won't win, do not fear. She was put in and preserved (by her immunity to get evicted) for the sole purpose of being the eventual winner's (Ashleigh) opponent to the end. This year a female has to win... it's only politically correct.

...I hope that you're right about that ... I really do... I'll be spewing chunks if Helen wins... I won't even go into on how I'll take it if she does... I dread to think!... lol!... Ashleigh to win for sure!!!!!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I have totally come around to Helen and I actually believe that she has come on a 'journey.'
It doesn't mean that she will instantly be different, but it's nice to see her mellow and enjoy her fellow HMs.

However.. Why the heck do they keep giving her the shearers? Keep her away from your heads!

...bleachy bleachy bleachy!... my dear dear friend... SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!! ... noooooooo!... you've been seduced by the 'ex-call girl-that-believes-that-she-is-a-hairdresser-and-has-come-back-as-a-Saint' ploy that has been manufactured by Emma/BOTs and BBUK!!!!!!!... there's still time for you to come back from the edge of the 'bullshit abyss' and save yourself!!!!... call this an 'intervention' from a good mate that loves you enough to care!!!!... pleeeeaaaassssseeee!!!!!!!...

'Luke remember the force"... oops... that's Star Wars... wrong quotation... erm... 'with great power comes great responsibility'... aw nuts... that's Spiderman... um... 'maaaaaaaaaaate!!!!... wake up to yourself!!!!!'... now that's a fair dinkum true blue dinky di expression!... lol!... (it suits the situation well don't you think?)... there's still time bleachy... there's still time!!!!... lol!... cheers.

 

[bleachy_dude]

...bleachy bleachy bleachy!... my dear dear friend... SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!! ... noooooooo!... you've been seduced by the 'ex-call girl-that-believes-that-she-is-a-hairdresser-and-has-come-back-as-a-Saint' ploy that has been manufactured by Emma/BOTs and BBUK!!!!!!!... there's still time for you to come back from the edge of the 'bullshit abyss' and save yourself!!!!... call this an 'intervention' from a good mate that loves you enough to care!!!!... pleeeeaaaassssseeee!!!!!!!...

'Luke remember the force"... oops... that's Star Wars... wrong quotation... erm... 'with great power comes great responsibility'... aw nuts... that's Spiderman... um... 'maaaaaaaaaaate!!!!... wake up to yourself!!!!!'... now that's a fair dinkum true blue dinky di expression!... lol!... (it suits the situation well don't you think?)... there's still time bleachy... there's still time!!!!... lol!... cheers.

Haha. I have a tendency to be over forgiving. Her past doesn't bother me. She seems to have learned from her mistakes and corrected her behaviour. What's not admirable about that?

I'm not a full helenite yet. @Dystopia can keep that title.