Episode BBAU 2022 - Episode 5 Discussion (16 May, 7:30pm)

[MADONNA]

What's with the 10 minute racist UAP ad

 

[bleachy_dude]

Bring on HURRICANE TULLY !!!

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Fucking Home and Away running over

 

[bleachy_dude]

What's with the 10 minute racist UAP ad

I read somewhere that Clive has purchased a one hour slot on every network for some documentary he made which is basically an hour long ad

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…it’s on!… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

What's with the 10 minute racist UAP ad

I'm glad I didn't see that... yet...

 

[mgtp22]

Well here we go again! Episode 5...

With regards to the poll I'd say it's been mixed so far. If it wasn't for the old housemates this year I doubt it would be as interesting. But here comes Tully. Great.

 

[Wormow]

This is my first night watching live on 7Plus! The nation might not be watching, but the girl who has never rooted for someone who won is watching!

 

[MADONNA]

…evenin’ all… I’ve been looking forward to this episode tonight… all is good until they put on that fucking Liberals Ad ‘there’s a hole in your budget dear Labour dear Labour’… (which they will do)… the other night when they continuously played it I was so pissed off with it that I wrote my version of it and put it on the ‘Politics’ thread a couple of days ago… for those of you who don’t go to that thread… here it is…

You are fucked dear Liberals dear Liberals dear Liberals
you are fucked dear Liberals you’re going to hell!
why am I fucked asks Scomo asks Scomo asks Scomo
why am I fucked asks Scomo why am I fucked?
because you’re a maggot dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
you’re a maggot dear Scomo and your policies suck!

how can I fix it dear voter dear voter dear voter
how can I fix it dear voter dear voter please how?
too late you fucking moron you moron you moron
too late you moron you moron too late!
suck shit dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
suck shit you moron you moron it’s way too late!

but I don’t wanna go dear voter dear voter dear voter
I don’t wanna go dear voter my ego won’t stand it!
should’ve thought of that you fuckwit you fuckwit you fuckwit
should’ve thought of it fuckwit you’ve had several years
I’ll change dear voter dear voter dear voter
I’ll change dear voter dear voter I’ll change!

into what dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
into what dear Scomo dear Scomo a Snake?
now fuck off dear Scomo dear Scomo dear Scomo
fuck off dear Scomo dear Scomo fuck off
don’t come back you maggot you maggot you maggot
fuck off you scumbag and don’t dare come back!

…I fucking hate that Ad… that is what they should have sung… now back to Big Brother and ‘rent-a-dick’ Drew and ‘the greatest romance in the History of Big Brother’… yeah………. riiiiiiight!… cheers.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Bring it on!

 

[Consuela]

I read somewhere that Clive has purchased a one hour slot on every network for some documentary he made which is basically an hour long ad

Yet he couldn't afford to get someone to do some sound mixing. At least we don't have to actually hear him speak.

 

[Wormow]

The pivot towards challenges is so boring, outside of the Layla win. There is no way Australians actually find enjoyment watching challenges every single episode (I say this as we have a public holiday all for men kicking around a ball)

 

[bleachy_dude]

Drew falls pretty hard and fast hey.

 

[MADONNA]

Nothing says romantic meal like covering a perfectly fine piece of fish with flour and drowning it in boiling oil.

 

[bleachy_dude]

Reggie: “I know, I’m good hey”

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Will we hear another orgasm out of Sam tonight?

 

[MADONNA]

Fuck that sounds hot doesn't it; "the frog"...

 

[Wormow]

 

[deadasdisco]

So boring

 

[Consuela]

All yoga in QLD is hot yoga.