Columbo
Never again
why denial? can't it just be a difference of opinion?
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Bachelor In Paradise 2018
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why denial? can't it just be a difference of opinion?
None of that fluff. Ali is Queen of Paradise. Must be respected by all.
Columbo
Never again
...Keira thinks with her heart... Jarrod thinks with his dick... cheers.
Columbo
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keira thinks with her brain, jarrod thinks with his heart.
...haha!... wouldn't it be a tad bit boring if we all liked the same girls my friend?... I remember when my mates and I were going to clubs and pubs in my youth and ALL of my mates would start 'peacocking' and 'strutting their stuff' in front of groups of girls at various times and I would just sit back and let them do it and would then always look for the quietest girl of the bunch and would start a conversation with her only... all of the girls that were attracted to my mates never really had personalities at all... the girls that I always spoke to were usually great girls to go out with... my mates used to think that I was 'old fashioned' at the time... I liked to think that I was 'ahead of my time' lol!... cheers.
...well my friend... whichever way it works out... Keira deserves better than Jarrod regardless...
... cheers.
Columbo
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...well my friend... whichever way it works out... Keira deserves better than Jarrod regardless...
they are meant to be together. true love.
Columbo
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but ali's heart, the pureness of it.
Columbo
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but i'm the only one here who dislikes taylor swift?
...maybe the fact that we have probably been watching this mindless dross of a show for way too long and it has addled our brains into chronic numbness or something Affable?... I'd love any other explanation to be put forward by anyone to clarify for me lol!... cheers.
...Apollo has come onto 'The Living Room' as we speak if anyone wants to see it... cheers.
I think that this show can have that effect on people, ha ha.
Columbo
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not enough listening to tina arena
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a true beauty.
...from this website below maybe we have some 'spoilers' but it's quite humorous and interesting regardless... cheers.
https://www.smh.com.au/entertainmen...-on-bachelor-in-paradise-20180411-p4z909.html
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Off-screen meddling delivers 'trainwreck' rose ceremony on Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise is making no secret of its drama-inducing manoeuvring.
With every shaky camera movement or out-of-focus zoom, you can practically hear Ten screaming, "Look how unpredictable this show is! We couldn’t even get the production crew out of this shot!"
Bachelor: Luke gives his rose to Keira
Luke gave his rose to Keira, who broke down crying when he told her everyone deserves a second chance. Vision: Bachelor in Paradise on Ten.
The show's usually hidden producers – who already feature heavily on screen throughout the season, including Tuesday night's understandable blow-up from Laurina – are making a meal of their cameos, and Wednesday night's episode is full of their grubby manipulations.
Their meddling became a thing of twisted beauty by the rose ceremony, with most of the season's established relationships blowing up. You almost don't know whether to salute them or report them to the authorities.
For starters, Jarrod and Keira's hot-cold thing has hit freezing. In an awkward conversation, she says he's "too intense" and puts him squarely in the friend zone, suggesting they try out other people.
"She wants me to mingle, I'm going to mingle," says Jarrod, snapping his fingers. Within seconds, Simone is forced to use her date card on him when he's not even her type. They go for a session of stand-up paddle-boarding yoga (it's a thing) that involves some R-rated poses.
Keira, realising she's probably out of a rose, admits she might've misjudged the situation. She tries to make a deal with freelancer Michael but he's not biting. "This is not Survivor!" he tells her, earning a bonus for plugging another Ten show.
One too many mango daiquiris to the wind, she throws in the towel. "No one's interested in me," she sobs. Ah, there's always that open bar.
Remember Eden and Nina? The producers are bored of them, too.
Back at the resort, he starts making moves on newcomer Elora, mainly because he loves "a bit of meat" on his women, but also because Nina doesn't want to kiss till the show's over. Just ahead of the rose ceremony, he takes Nina aside to pine his blue balls.
"I have needs," he tells her, suddenly transforming into Optimus Douche.
"I don't wanna feel pressured to do something I don't wanna do," she replies. "I'm not going to jump your bones, stop asking me to."
Eden accuses her of being selfish, and he's suddenly the resident sex pest. Probably not what he was after from this show, but such are the whims of its producers.
Michael, perennially alone with his three-quarter pants, has also hatched a plan to "dial up" the rose ceremony, implying he'd pass his rose to Lisa, even though she's securely loved up with Luke.
Of course, a suspiciously timed conversation sees Luke telling Lisa, off the cuff, that he'd totally make a move on another girl if someone he was attracted to walked in. After that bombshell, Lisa's bitter. A producer hidden behind the couch coughs "Michael!" (probably), and she sets off to try her luck.
Turns out Michael and Lisa have a secret handshake, a bit like Will and Jazzy Jeff's thing on the Fresh Prince. Luke looks in trouble.
"It's f---ing funny how shit just blows up over nothing," he says without a hint of sarcasm. The producers' room giggles.
The rose ceremony kicks off, and it's a mess. Jarrod, still feeling fun and free in his post-Keira bliss, picks Simone. We've all read the headlines but worth a try, Ten.
Michael launches into a grand speech, like he's Bill Pullman in Independence Day. "I only want to give roses to girls I want get to know. I sold out. I'm not going to do it anymore!" he says as the music swells. He gives his rose to Lisa, shocking all involved.
"It's a trainwreck," says commentator Sam. "Whatever bro-code there was, not only has it been stopped, it's been decimated."
Back on the bro-line, Michael breaks down over his treachery and stumbles off-set. The music cuts out and the camera man fumbles his camera for added effect. A bunch of production staff go running into the jungle darkness. It's some savvy fake reality.
"Oh, that's awkward, mate," cries Michael. He wipes his tears on his shirt collar, conveniently unbuttoned to his nipples, and gets back on the set. Osher pretends nothing happened, even though camera men are tumbling like bowling pins around him.
With everyone in a headspin, Luke gives his rose to Keira, saying "everyone deserves a second chance", whatever that means. Jarrod's eyes get all red and puffy.
In another surprising final decision, Eden gives his rose to Elora over Nina. In the episode's funniest move, he steps up to give Nina a hug goodbye.
"No, I don't have anything to say to you," she tells him.
"I'm super pissed off, and at the end of the day I think that proves what kind of a guy Eden is," she adds. "If you're not going to put out, he's sending you home."
Eden saunters off with his head down. The producers' room giggles.
https://www.smh.com.au/entertainmen...-on-bachelor-in-paradise-20180411-p4z909.html
__________________________________________________
Off-screen meddling delivers 'trainwreck' rose ceremony on Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise is making no secret of its drama-inducing manoeuvring.
With every shaky camera movement or out-of-focus zoom, you can practically hear Ten screaming, "Look how unpredictable this show is! We couldn’t even get the production crew out of this shot!"
Bachelor: Luke gives his rose to Keira
Luke gave his rose to Keira, who broke down crying when he told her everyone deserves a second chance. Vision: Bachelor in Paradise on Ten.
The show's usually hidden producers – who already feature heavily on screen throughout the season, including Tuesday night's understandable blow-up from Laurina – are making a meal of their cameos, and Wednesday night's episode is full of their grubby manipulations.
Their meddling became a thing of twisted beauty by the rose ceremony, with most of the season's established relationships blowing up. You almost don't know whether to salute them or report them to the authorities.
For starters, Jarrod and Keira's hot-cold thing has hit freezing. In an awkward conversation, she says he's "too intense" and puts him squarely in the friend zone, suggesting they try out other people.
"She wants me to mingle, I'm going to mingle," says Jarrod, snapping his fingers. Within seconds, Simone is forced to use her date card on him when he's not even her type. They go for a session of stand-up paddle-boarding yoga (it's a thing) that involves some R-rated poses.
Keira, realising she's probably out of a rose, admits she might've misjudged the situation. She tries to make a deal with freelancer Michael but he's not biting. "This is not Survivor!" he tells her, earning a bonus for plugging another Ten show.
One too many mango daiquiris to the wind, she throws in the towel. "No one's interested in me," she sobs. Ah, there's always that open bar.
Remember Eden and Nina? The producers are bored of them, too.
Back at the resort, he starts making moves on newcomer Elora, mainly because he loves "a bit of meat" on his women, but also because Nina doesn't want to kiss till the show's over. Just ahead of the rose ceremony, he takes Nina aside to pine his blue balls.
"I have needs," he tells her, suddenly transforming into Optimus Douche.
"I don't wanna feel pressured to do something I don't wanna do," she replies. "I'm not going to jump your bones, stop asking me to."
Eden accuses her of being selfish, and he's suddenly the resident sex pest. Probably not what he was after from this show, but such are the whims of its producers.
Michael, perennially alone with his three-quarter pants, has also hatched a plan to "dial up" the rose ceremony, implying he'd pass his rose to Lisa, even though she's securely loved up with Luke.
Of course, a suspiciously timed conversation sees Luke telling Lisa, off the cuff, that he'd totally make a move on another girl if someone he was attracted to walked in. After that bombshell, Lisa's bitter. A producer hidden behind the couch coughs "Michael!" (probably), and she sets off to try her luck.
Turns out Michael and Lisa have a secret handshake, a bit like Will and Jazzy Jeff's thing on the Fresh Prince. Luke looks in trouble.
"It's f---ing funny how shit just blows up over nothing," he says without a hint of sarcasm. The producers' room giggles.
The rose ceremony kicks off, and it's a mess. Jarrod, still feeling fun and free in his post-Keira bliss, picks Simone. We've all read the headlines but worth a try, Ten.
Michael launches into a grand speech, like he's Bill Pullman in Independence Day. "I only want to give roses to girls I want get to know. I sold out. I'm not going to do it anymore!" he says as the music swells. He gives his rose to Lisa, shocking all involved.
"It's a trainwreck," says commentator Sam. "Whatever bro-code there was, not only has it been stopped, it's been decimated."
Back on the bro-line, Michael breaks down over his treachery and stumbles off-set. The music cuts out and the camera man fumbles his camera for added effect. A bunch of production staff go running into the jungle darkness. It's some savvy fake reality.
"Oh, that's awkward, mate," cries Michael. He wipes his tears on his shirt collar, conveniently unbuttoned to his nipples, and gets back on the set. Osher pretends nothing happened, even though camera men are tumbling like bowling pins around him.
With everyone in a headspin, Luke gives his rose to Keira, saying "everyone deserves a second chance", whatever that means. Jarrod's eyes get all red and puffy.
In another surprising final decision, Eden gives his rose to Elora over Nina. In the episode's funniest move, he steps up to give Nina a hug goodbye.
"No, I don't have anything to say to you," she tells him.
"I'm super pissed off, and at the end of the day I think that proves what kind of a guy Eden is," she adds. "If you're not going to put out, he's sending you home."
Eden saunters off with his head down. The producers' room giggles.