OMG! I WON!? I'M SO SHOCKED!
First, I'd like to thank God for blessing me with such amazing precognitive abilities. I wouldn't be here today without Him.
Secondly, I'd like to thank all my fellow competitors, you made this an absolute blast. My arch nemesis
@originalflavours in particular for keeping me on my toes. To
@FatPants I'm so happy that the top two could be contestants of such impeccable taste. Commiserations to
@delcan for such a large drop in rankings; not since
@MADONNA's MDNA and Katy Perry's Witness have we seen such a fall in the charts.
Lastly, but by no means least, I'd like to thank the amazing
@timmydownawell and his assistant Hans for organising and running this fantastic competition. It was such an enjoyable added benefit to the series. It made the whole viewing experience all the more enjoyable IMO and I can't wait to do it all again! Maybe next time I'll have to have a handicap.
From your True Survivor Queen,
xoxo