…Tv ads / promos / TV shows and movies that make ridiculous claims and insult your intelligence… (or are great)…

Thing

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Transforma ladder is now being flogged for half price... Google search suggests it costs $850 :oops: (for a f***ing ladder) :roflmao:

& now you can score it for $425 & probably $50 for delivery...
Its still too much, you can buy same for half this price... I've never bought anything from these TV shop adverts, they're just so expensive - well, you have to pay for the squillions of dollars in advertising costs they must splurge on their annoying TV ads..

"How much will you pay? Don't answer - we have a very special offer for the viewers..."

My mum rang up these twats years ago as she was trying to see how much it was to get one for my father.. She asked the price and the sales guy kept saying, "How much do you want to pay?" - she said "Fuck All" and hung up - he rang back and told her off for swearing... She really gave him a mouthful then :biggrin:😊
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…anybody remember ‘Spirograph‘?… I remember buying the kids a Spirograph for Christmas once to share with each other so they could get some entertainment for ages… they asked me to show them how it worked… when I showed them one said “is THAT all it does… draw circles?… how boring!”… I ended up being fascinated by the variety of circular patterns it could create… I was the ONLY one lol!… boy didn’t I get that present wrong lol!… cheers.

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Mr Stickyfingers

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Transforma ladder is now being flogged for half price... Google search suggests it costs $850 :oops: (for a f***ing ladder) :roflmao:

& now you can score it for $425 & probably $50 for delivery...
Its still too much, you can buy same for half this price... I've never bought anything from these TV shop adverts, they're just so expensive - well, you have to pay for the squillions of dollars in advertising costs they must splurge on their annoying TV ads..

"How much will you pay? Don't answer - we have a very special offer for the viewers..."

My mum rang up these twats years ago as she was trying to see how much it was to get one for my father.. She asked the price and the sales guy kept saying, "How much do you want to pay?" - she said "Fuck All" and hung up - he rang back and told her off for swearing... She really gave him a mouthful then :biggrin:😊

…the guy doing the ad sounds like a real arrogant prick that loves the sound of his own voice… something like Scott Cam who has such a massive ego… cheers.
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…stuffit!… I’ve posted the ‘Spirograph’ post in the wrong thread!… it’s supposed to be in the ‘things you remember as a kid or teenager’ thread… oh well… here goes another re-post again lol!… cheers. 😬🥴😩
 

Thing

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The business, Global Shop Direct should be prosecuted and closed down.. Even just so we don't have to stomach their annoying adverts :biggrin:
The latest ad to make a return is that garbage product, 'Scratch Solution' which they tout as being able to remove scratches from your car..

Quick google search for this product on review sites :oops: out of 118 comments - 91 are 1 star & state it is a complete sham, doesn't do a thing.. So why are they still allowed to sell this crap ???
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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The business, Global Shop Direct should be prosecuted and closed down.. Even just so we don't have to stomach their annoying adverts :biggrin:
The latest ad to make a return is that garbage product, 'Scratch Solution' which they tout as being able to remove scratches from your car..

Quick google search for this product on review sites :oops: out of 118 comments - 91 are 1 star & state it is a complete sham, doesn't do a thing.. So why are they still allowed to sell this crap ???

…the problem is that nobody bothers to hold them accountable for their claims… it’s like when pharmaceutical companies make claims about certain products enhancing performances etc… but there’s always somebody willing to pay the big money… what about that guy that sprays some stuff on half his head and says it grows healthier hair?… knowing me… if I used this so called miracle spray I’d probably get some of the overspray on my eyelids and would be walking around with massive hairy eyelids or something… cheers.
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…I really have to laugh when news reporters and their cameramen are standing outside of a courthouse or somebody’s home or whatever and a person comes out and then they pounce upon them… and when that particular person lashes out at the cameras being shoved right into their faces (whatever happened to ‘personal zones’ and staying certain distances from people out of respect) and are being asked ridiculous questions by shouting out things like “did you kill her?”… then when that person punches that reporter or cameraman and smashes their camera they say “he… he… he… ATTACKED ME!”… and are genuinely shocked as to why they did it!…

…if I was pounced upon with a cameraman shoving that camera so close to my face… I would stop in my tracks … grab the camera… bend the cameraman over… and then shove the camera up his arse… lens first!… and the reporter himself?… shove the microphone up his arse too!… after all… reporters often talk through their arse… this time the whole world will hear it crystal clear… cheers.
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…this is about the only thing that they haven’t tried to sell yet… cheers.
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…the latest ’up & go‘ Ad where two moronic buffoons are loading up a car where two of thier mates are already in the car… you know… this one…

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…these pair of idiots are completely filling up the car so much with junk that they will have absolutely no clear vision of the road behind them while driving… it would be completely against the Law for them to drive the car like that…

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…they are so stupid by filling up the front seats too… so how are they going to be even driving?… there’s not even room to operate the driving controls… are they really that stupid?…

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…the idiots that think up these Ads must be complete imbeciles… why do they think these Ads are humorous in any way?… do they think that us viewer’s won’t pick up on these details?… that we are that thick?… what a ridiculous Ad… cheers.
 

BBpenguin88

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…anybody remember ‘Spirograph‘?… I remember buying the kids a Spirograph for Christmas once to share with each other so they could get some entertainment for ages… they asked me to show them how it worked… when I showed them one said “is THAT all it does… draw circles?… how boring!”… I ended up being fascinated by the variety of circular patterns it could create… I was the ONLY one lol!… boy didn’t I get that present wrong lol!… cheers.

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haha literally tangential made me think of this
deepest mandelbrot set zooooooom
 

Mr Stickyfingers

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…about a week or so ago we got so sick and tired of ’Koshie - Nat - Barrette’s’ and the other giggling self opinionated egos on the ‘Sunrise’ show on Channel 7 making a mockery of presenting the News that we finally snapped and began watching overseas News instead on SBS/SBSNews and SBS World Watch… between them we have seen the News from such countries like Germany / France/ Philippines/ Fiji/ India/ Canada/ USA and UK to name a few not to forget the Al Jazeera network… what a great move!…

…and what a breath of fresh air watching the News by professional presenters that just TELL YOU THE NEWS!… none of them giving you their ‘personal comments or opinions‘ on the stories or making ‘whimsical’ comments on the stories or making light of them but JUST PRESENTING THE FACTS of the story only!… ever since making the change has been so much less stressful at not abusing the TV whenever Koshie and his abysmal crew utter a word… it’s almost a competition between them to offer the ‘best personal opinion’ or something… it’s pathetic!… I highly recommend others to do the change… you’ll never be happier… cheers.
 
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