Portrait artist of the year UK…
…do you see these three criminals below?…
…they are Kate Bryan who is an ‘art historian’, Tai Shan Shierenberg who is an ‘artist’… (I’ve seen his work… it’s shit) and Kathleen Soriano who is an ‘independent curator’ whatever that is…
…they are criminals to the world of Art for their conduct on this great show…
1)… they
ALWAYS pick the shittiest paintings that are ever done… most never look like the sitter… silly old me thinks that because of the title of the show ‘Portrait Artist of the year’… that the painting should actually
LOOK LIKE THE SITTER…
2)… they
ALWAYS pick the paintings that are so blurred / distorted / never even attempted to be finished / are every colour other than the colour of the sitters actual skin itself / are like 3 year old children painted them / and most importantly…
LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THEM!…
3)… these three sickening so-called ‘judges’ are so far up their own snobbish snooty pretentious egotistical arses that they obviously can’t actually
SEE the paintings themselves… every time either of the three ever talk it’s friggin’ obvious that they’re trying to eclipse the other two with their arty farty gobbledegook so as to sound the most sophisticated of the three…
4)… I’ve seen Tai Shan Shierenberg’s paintings on his website… they’re total shit… both of the females have never even painted in their lives… one is an independent curator… the other an Art Historian… they’ve never touched a paintbrush so what the fuck would they know anything about painting?…
5)… “I think that the continuity of the refractive background compliments the contiguous absurdity of the portraits subliminal overtones of the oblique essence in the facial opaqueness combined with the veracity of the background brings a freshness to the portrait!”… um… er…
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?…
6)… what they are doing to make themselves more relevant than the portraits themselves is nothing short of criminal negligence to the Art world as far as I’m concerned… the old ‘blond’ hag with the god awful sour face is the worse… when it comes to picking the winner both her and the other female ‘judge’ have the male ‘judge’ so pussy whipped that he always goes along with their decisions… he has no balls whatsoever… he sickens me…
…well… as it is… it seems that there has been so many complaints about these three vacuous morons that after 12 seasons they have sacked these three tossers at long last thank god… the three new ones are…
…now the three old ‘judges’ can all crawl back under their snooty-arsed rocks and live their boring egocentric existences knowing that the Art world will never have to listen to their pretentious drivel again… as for the three new judges?… they better not just be clones of the three that just got sacked or… cheers.
