…Tv ads / promos / TV shows and movies that make ridiculous claims and insult your intelligence… (or are great)…

…on the weekend I was having a beer with my mate and he suddenly started singing this Ad… do you remember it?…


…aw man!…talk about a blast from the past or what?…lol!…cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…this is to do with another pissweak Trivago Ad… it’s the latest one… this is the Ad…


…the smug smart arse guy in it has more teeth than can fit in his mouth… he’s a freak… his teeth don’t look right… he has more teeth than a grand piano has keys… more teeth than a shark… surely they’re fake?… maybe his dentures are falling out or something?… either way… his teeth freak me out… a shit Ad… and shit teeth… get a load of them… cheers.


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…Mr Teeth is back in a second Trivago Ad… has he added a few more teeth to his mouth or something?… all I see when I watch these Ads are his teeth… I’m oblivious to anything else im these Ads lol!… his name is Jurgen Klopp… weird… cheers.
 
…I swear it here and now for the record… if Julia Morris wins the gold Logie… I will dig my eyes out with a fork and will burst both of my eardrums with a kitchen knife… I will… no really… I will… cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…I swear it here and now for the record… if Julia Morris wins the gold Logie… I will dig my eyes out with a fork and will burst both of my eardrums with a kitchen knife… I will… no really… I will… cheers.
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Luckily, it was Lynne McGregor...

Though it seems to be more of a 'lifetime achievement award' for 35 years on Home and Away (I have still to watch a single episode... and no desire to begin now) that for being most popular personality.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
…I swear it here and now for the record… if Julia Morris wins the gold Logie… I will dig my eyes out with a fork and will burst both of my eardrums with a kitchen knife… I will… no really… I will.
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Was cheering for her, just to watch your video.

Damn you Lynne McGregor.
 
…just something that shits me to tears… (I may have mentioned this before… I don’t really know to be honest)… but when somebody of importance dies… the news on Channels 9 or 7 to name two… now say ‘Vale Harry Snodcuffin’ instead of ‘rest in peace Harry Snodcuffin’ or ‘R.I.P Harry Snodcuffin’ for instance… I saw ‘Vale’ a couple of years ago on an American newscast once… now it’s here… why do our pathetic TV Channels always have to copy what the Americans do?… we’re AUSTRALIA… not America…

…I have absolutely no beef with the USA at all… in fact… I love all Americans (apart from Donald Trump / JD Vance and the whole fucking MAGA movement of course) but why do we have to be like sheep and do whatever they do?… again… we’re AUSTRALIA… not America… Channels 9 and 7 etc… don’t be so pathetic… jeez!… it gives me the irrits big time!… ‘Vale’ my arse’… enough said… cheers. 😡🤬
 
…and while I’m at it… when someone dies they now say… ‘he’s passed’… not… ‘he died’… what?… is ‘he died’ too brutal a sentence to be said or something?… is it ‘politically correct’ or something?… yet another American phrase… again… I love all Americans but please… stay Australian on TV okay?… cheers.
 
…what is wrong with Australian TV?… how many times do I have to say this?… WHY ARE ALL BLACK PEOPLE ON OUR COMMERCIALS OBVIOUSLY AFRICAN AMERICAN NEGROES RATHER THAN AUSTRALIAN INDIGENOUS ABORIGINES?… (have I said that all politically correct?)… it really burns me up… I have nothing against American black people of course it’s just that… this is Australia so why aren’t we encouraging our indigenous people to get more chances of TV roles?… it doesn’t seem fair at all to me… just saying… cheers.
 
timmy said:
Because capitalism, Sticky.
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…that’s what I love about you timmy… your extraordinary long winded replies my friend lol!… you have the greatest answers in two words or so at times… it cracks me up big time!… lol!… cheers. 🤣😂
 
…all of the glitzy Ads for ‘I’m a Celebrity’ always make you think that the show will be great this year… the trouble is… Z grade ‘Celebrities’… same old same old creepy crawly tasks… and Julia Morris still being there just doesn’t have that ‘zing’ anymore for me… as with ‘Big Brother’… so much being promised… so little being delivered… **SIGH!**… cheers.
 
…at the moment McDonalds are having the ‘Friends’ promo… IMG_1003.jpegIMG_1002.jpegIMG_1001.jpeg …do the intended targeted kids in that age group even know who the ‘Friends’ cast are?… do they even get the humour on the show?… do they know who Rachael / Monica / Phoebe / Ross / Chandler or Joey are?… have they ever even seen the show?… ‘Friends’ is an old show now… so what is the` point of the whole thing?… it’s just a typical Corporation money grab that’s all… pure greed… it makes me feel ill seeing shit like this… cheers.
 
timmy said:
I was reminded of this NZ ad last week. Did they have this one in Aus?

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…hey timmy my good friend… long time no speak… how are you going?… no I’ve never seen it until you posted it but others may have…cheers.
 
…those bloody stupid ‘Covermore’ Ads…


…this is what I’d tell mum… cheers.

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